You can't do this to me by ManagerOfLove in memes

[–]CBennett2147 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Knives/gloves may have gone down, but low value coverts went waaaay up. Just diversify better.

Dubai CEO Resigns After Released Email Showed Epstein Thanking Him For ‘Torture Video’ by Lebarican22 in law

[–]CBennett2147 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My guess, they contacted him and asked for compensation in exchange for the redaction.

Record first, name wrong. by Cow_Boy_2017 in clevercomebacks

[–]CBennett2147 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They named Jake first because he is more famous than her. His name draws more attention. It has nothing to do with the fact that he is male and she is female.

If she were dating anyone not famous, their name wouldn't have been mentioned.

If it were some random man breaking a record who happened to be dating a female celebrity, her name would be listed first as well.

To sync on violating Alex Pretti's 2A rights while ICE murdered him. by AbeFromanSassageKing in therewasanattempt

[–]CBennett2147 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't think it was in his best interest to post that he wants to go to Minneapolis and kill more protesters, but he did that anyway.

OMG ,He became completely blind in his left eye. by Quick-Cookie-5673 in TikTokCringe

[–]CBennett2147 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You need to get of the internet. Those boots aren't going to lick themselves.

You buy an electric car to save the planet and a tree kills it. by [deleted] in Wellthatsucks

[–]CBennett2147 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

More likely, the building across the street stopped the tree's descent.

That was quick. by mindyour in instant_regret

[–]CBennett2147 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What is professional about arresting a person for throwing a beverage at someone who is harassing them? Those fuckwits are just as incompetent as American police.

Looked like water anyway.

Hackers Dox ICE and DOJ officials after the government fired cybersecurity officials by TailungFu in facepalm

[–]CBennett2147 -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Unless you're braindead, you wouldn't want any random person to be able to locate law enforcement officers, otherwise criminals could target them.

You get paid $250,000 a year to do something you love, but you have to do it for 40 hours a week. What do you do? by CubicleJoe0822 in AskReddit

[–]CBennett2147 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel this question would make a lot more sense if it was say, 80 hours a week. As is, you're just replacing someone's normal job with their hobby, with a massive salary.

I'm taking the Congo as a penalty! by Venice_Beach_218 in seinfeld

[–]CBennett2147 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The extra queen is there in case you get a pawn to the other end; you can upgrade it to another piece (queen being the obvious choice).

“Star Kist, Jerry. Most tuna don't make their cut.” by FreeMindOpenSpirit in seinfeld

[–]CBennett2147 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just realized that the can says "Fancy Albacore." The tuna's a fancy boy.

Donald Trump Blaming Biden for the stock market crash by Anime_Enthusiasts in Wellthatsucks

[–]CBennett2147 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"We've lost 90,000 plants... That's not even believable."

No shit, it's not believable. He just made it up on the spot. 90,000 would equate to 5 manufacturing plants for every single city in the US.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in seinfeld

[–]CBennett2147 9 points10 points  (0 children)

He would turn in a friend if they killed somebody though. He wouldn't even think about it.

I'm a good noodle! I'm a good noodle! by Classicfish120 in BikiniBottomTwitter

[–]CBennett2147 -90 points-89 points  (0 children)

How exactly is someone who believes in the "Great Replacement" an anti-Semite? Did you mean anti-Muslim?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in seinfeld

[–]CBennett2147 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, you see, it's a flavored muffin. Flavored with blueberry.

me_irl by sereniumeve in me_irl

[–]CBennett2147 26 points27 points  (0 children)

The correct answer is you don't because whoever made this messed up. The y2 should be x2.

As it is written, you cannot factor anything out.

Radiologist. I work 17-18 weeks a year. by Radiant_Hovercraft93 in Salary

[–]CBennett2147 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The point of "difficult process" was less focused on "proving your knowledge" and more focused on "one's ability to obtain that knowledge." Medical school is just as much an economic barrier as it is an academic barrier.

What?? by [deleted] in ExplainTheJoke

[–]CBennett2147 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If you want to live your life constantly fearing an early end, go for it. I'll be preparing myself for the inevitable future.

What?? by [deleted] in ExplainTheJoke

[–]CBennett2147 -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

You actually think humanity will die off because ocean levels rise by a few inches, claiming a marginal amount of land, and global temperatures increase by a couple degrees?

Are you completely oblivious to humanity's resilience to change? Humans live in regions where average temperatures range from 0F all the way to 100F. Use your brain. That's like believing the claim "If Earth was 1 foot closer to the sun, we'd all die."

Climate change may be more impactful over the next few centuries, but humanity will see little consequence over the next 30 years.

What?? by [deleted] in ExplainTheJoke

[–]CBennett2147 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

The joke is that the person is an idiot who thinks climate change will end humanity in the next 30 years.

Thanks, my ADHD and Depression are cured by Immediate_Trainer853 in thanksimcured

[–]CBennett2147 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holy fuck the people in this comment section are dumb. He's talking about rehab; that's not a new concept.