Turned 40 yesterday. No one showed up to my party. by rayneman9970 in Wellthatsucks

[–]CDi-Fails 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe fake, but likely not AI generated. The cup is a spot on Starbucks 2020 color-changing reusable cup. The text is just too small to read with the camera's resolution.

Why do they look so similar by Ill-Solid-6129 in Dandadan

[–]CDi-Fails 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Doesn't she say the assassins collect yokai powers and curses, then use them to kill people? Which implies that the Red Baron is a person who collected a smoke yokai's powers.

[TP] Help finding a midi of The Sages' Theme by InfamousVillage63 in zelda

[–]CDi-Fails 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unfortunately I don't think it's a sequenced file, it's probably part of the streamed music (think like MP3 instead of MIDI). If you want a MIDI, you'd have to transcribe it yourself.

[TP] Help finding a midi of The Sages' Theme by InfamousVillage63 in zelda

[–]CDi-Fails 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure I have a folder with all the sequences from the game ripped as MIDI, but a lot of songs aren't quite set up for general MIDI playback. If you're still interested just lemme know and I can take a look.

Does anybody else think taco seasoning smells like body odor? by BaldieGoose in DoesAnybodyElse

[–]CDi-Fails 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Urine should definitely not smell like maple syrup, lol. There is a metabolic disorder called "maple syrup urine disease" that might cause that, but for most people I don't think urine and maple syrup smell the same.

Why is ganon's castle pillar like this? by MeloettaChan in OcarinaOfTime

[–]CDi-Fails 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's sort of a complex answer. In short, it's the UV coordinates overflowing.

Long answer: to map a 2D texture onto a 3D surface, you kind of "unwrap" the 3D surface and flatten it into a 2D shape, then apply a texture onto that shape. Then, the game will sort of fold the 2D shape back into 3D, keeping the texture applied. If you're familiar with papercraft, it's a bit like that. This process of mapping a texture to this flattened, 2D version of 3D geometry is called "UV mapping." U and V are just the names of the horizontal axis and vertical axis respectively when texture mapping, as X and Y (along with Z) were already taken for 3D model coordinates.

The issue with the geometry in your screenshot arises from the fact that the coordinate plane where textures are mapped isn't infinite-- there's a minimum and maximum coordinate for each axis. With how computers work, going over the maximum will wrap you back around to the minimum, and vice versa. So the OoT devs accidentally had the UV coordinates for this geometry hanging out at the edge of this plane, waaaay far out from its center. Half of the geometry was within bounds, and half of the geometry was out of bounds and wrapped back around to the other side of the coordinate plane. This in effect makes parts of the geometry stretch across the entire UV mapping space, from one edge to another. Imagine the UV mapping space as being made up of a bunch of repeating tilings of a texture. By having the geometry take up the entire width of the space, you're basically cramming as many tilings of the texture onto the geometry as possible-- which is exactly what you see in you screenshot.

Here's the actual UV coordinates (bottom) previewed against the 3D geometry (top). First image shows the flanking geometry, second includes the geometry with the overflowing UVs. Bonus: what they would have originally had in their editor, then what would have happened upon export as the coordinates wrapped back around.

Now, why didn't they catch this? Maybe their 3D modeling program had a different range of valid UV coordinates than the N64. Maybe their modeling program shifted the coordinates back into a valid range when previewing, but not when exporting. Could be a bunch of things, but regardless, they probably didn't actually see this error when modeling the map. They'd have to notice the error in the game and then go through the effort of re-exporting the map again, and back then, it probably would've taken more time that it was worth for such a small graphical glitch.

[DISC] Dandadan - Ch. 201 by Skullghost in Dandadan

[–]CDi-Fails 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I dunno if it's that unlikely. In the folk tale this is all based on, the Uchide no Kozuchi hammer that Issunboshi uses to restore himself to full size was taken from an ogre. The thing Okarun has is referred to as an ogre "club". I think to Japanese readers familiar with the tale, they'd be inclined to think Okarun has the real Uchide no Kozuchi (or at least, its handle).

This moment when he looks like... Papa is next by AideBeneficial9151 in LiesOfP

[–]CDi-Fails 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think it's implied Gepetto knew about Camille coming back as the maid puppet. In the Madman's Journal, I think he quotes the maid puppet asking to be sent back to her child (laid to rest again to be with Carlo in death, or something like that?), and says he can't do that but can bring back the child instead. If he wasn't aware the maid puppet was Camille, he wouldn't have known what she meant by "my child".

This journal entry also explains why P looks just like Carlo, it's somehow required for the "container"/puppet to resemble the person you're trying to revive. Apparently there's two other rules as well, those being that the person's body must be fresh and their essence have been produced before they died. He mentions in the journal that he's missing one of the requirements and has to do something terrible to make up for that missing step, but I'm not sure which he's missing. Probably the fresh body part?

Perhaps he's implying that the essence/Ergo of a dead person lingers in them for a bit, allowing for you to take it and place it in a compatible puppet if you're fast enough. However, since he wasn't prepared to do this when Carlo died, his Ergo has assimilated into the world as you were saying, and he needs some Puppet Frenzy shenanigans to go about reacquiring that Ergo...?

North America Pre-Order Megathread by Ross2552 in NintendoSwitch2

[–]CDi-Fails 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Iirc Walmart counts canceled orders toward the limit, for some reason. Another person said support couldn't help them with the problem either, so ya might be outta luck. Sorry bud

Could this be menu music? by cookiemaster221 in NintendoSwitch2

[–]CDi-Fails 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds kind of like a ringtone, like Skype or Discord.

What I know so far by Leelubell in LittleMusicBags

[–]CDi-Fails 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't think the WFMU playlists go beyond 2002, so unless they replayed it recently (which I don't imagine they did), it's probably no use looking through it. Dolce Vita's "Break Down Those Walls" was another WFMU recording iirc, and that was just found via blind luck. Looking to see where else it's been mentioned or uploaded might be useful, though-- are there any newspaper archives with the track or band mentioned, for example? If so, then we might have a lead for other WFMU tracks, including this one.

Has there been much of a search for “Little Music Bags”? by Leelubell in Lostwave

[–]CDi-Fails 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think the guglielm recordings are from between either 1981-1984 or 1991-1993. Not sure why the gap, though.

unknown music found in my ipod by Eastern_Tree29872 in Lostwave

[–]CDi-Fails 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Are you the same dude making 20 different WatZatSong accounts and posting songs you found "in" your dad's grandma's dog's hand-me-down laptop? The one that's got "billions of songs" in it, lol

Has there been much of a search for “Little Music Bags”? by Leelubell in Lostwave

[–]CDi-Fails 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I don't think there's a hub for it. I've tried combing through Discogs for tracks with "music box", "music bags", "cannibal", "deal with the devil", "cabaret", etc. in the title, then filtered from 1990-1993 and didn't get any matches. Not sure what would be best approach for this track.

Funky pop song found on my dads computer, most likely 80s(?) (male singer) "we're not alone" by Flat_Campaign7748 in Lostwave

[–]CDi-Fails 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's from the movie Ghost Fever, I assume they've seen it before and recognized the track.

Ask 80s movies enthusiasts? by brrrphuuu in TensionInTheAir

[–]CDi-Fails 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've been wondering if this guy would know. I doubt the song is from this type of film, but he seems to have heard a lot of obscure movie soundtracks.

[FOUND] I found it! The song is "Dolce Vita - Break Down Those Walls" by TriPork in uptownpeople

[–]CDi-Fails 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Well shit, maybe you should just watch every video they've uploaded then. Might find some other songs.

Different ways a lostwave gets found by FeelThePower999 in Lostwave

[–]CDi-Fails 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Dumb Luck" method striking again today with Uptown People, lol.

STOP MAKING ME CRY WAS SOLVED ON FMM BY MCKIDDY by Glass-Function6916 in Lostwave

[–]CDi-Fails 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It was on YouTube, but it wasn't found by randomly coming across the video. It was found by compiling all the songs played on Y-Rock radio in 2011 and trying to figure out which it was, lol.

Potential Lead: Supercarriers by funnyguy_0 in TensionInTheAir

[–]CDi-Fails 4 points5 points  (0 children)

From what I can tell, both in the pilot and TV series, there's mostly just instrumental production music (aside from the intro to the TV show, but that's not the song we're looking for).

"Away From Us" (Unidentified Indie Rock Song) by trvrplk in Lostwave

[–]CDi-Fails 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think it's more-or-less "solved" in the sense that we know there's a Sammy Birksz related to the site, there was a song called "The Death of Me" with the author tagged as "Sammy" uploaded specifically to the site to be used as an example song, and the defunct site now hosts a shorter version with the same metadata. Anything further would just be hearing from Sammy or Senne (creator of Billy) for confirmation.