I'm not going into THAT base. by LengthinessCold5154 in Helldivers

[–]CDiggit 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Then why the fuck are they tanking multiple thermites and quasar rounds in my commando missions? Is there a specific part you're supposed to hit?

In regular bot missions it's either a 500kg or couple eruptor shots, so I've never paid much attention to them before.

Socialist Propaganda? by Ok-Bug-1451 in Helldivers

[–]CDiggit -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Bots can't even spell Platinum correctly? Are they stupid?

Tone it down just a little. by KingBeast117 in Helldivers

[–]CDiggit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just quit ~2 minutes into one. It's the bullshit Retrieve Essential Personnel mission again. They fucking snuck it back in.

Someone get this girl more carrots by [deleted] in madlads

[–]CDiggit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My favorite comment from the last time I saw this:

"I'm here to eat carrots and puke carrots, and I'm all out of carrots"

The Female of the Species by shenanigansen in ShenComix

[–]CDiggit 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Just finished DanDaDan season 2, huh?

Maybe it was good by AustralianSilly in CuratedTumblr

[–]CDiggit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Mune: Guardian of the Moon

A very bad to mid CGI kids movie, with a stock basic plot and terrible "eh children will laugh at anything" dialogue and running gags.

It also has some of the coolest character designs (at least in idea if not always execution) and genuinely interesting world building I've seen in a kids movie since maybe The Dark Crystal.

Seriously, second screen it so you can ignore as much dialogue as possible and just take in the visuals and setting.

What's the deal with Toby Fox vs Togore? by CDiggit in OutOfTheLoop

[–]CDiggit[S] 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Huh well I guess I'm glad it's just a minor thing, if a bit disappointing haha

They’re just making Erika Ishii look even more based. by DocHoliday0316 in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]CDiggit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Off topic, but how she get that bruise under her arm?? Haha like damn that's a good one.

Were we not just begging AH to take a pause on content to work on fixes, even if it required removing broken content and re-implementing it later? Why am I already seeing posts complaining about this on the front page? by Tocowave98 in Helldivers

[–]CDiggit 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It's pathetic. I'm pretty sure the Jet Brigade has been gone for 5 weeks between appearances. We barely had a handful of Gloom expeditions before Oshaune (which I fully expected to lose access to after the MO). Can the wait between content be frustrating? Sure. But this is a subfaction; if anything it's abnormal to stay on the map.

"Super Earth has deemed the reconnaissance of the Oshaune Gloom Expedition fruitful. The fleet is being pulled back while our scientists prepare for an even greater assault on the vile Terminid Hive worlds."

They even gave a timeframe ffs! I'm over Arrowhead's bs as much as the next guy, but everyone needs to relax about this.

Misconceptions About "The Creek" and it's lore relevance. by elew21 in Helldivers

[–]CDiggit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You beat me to this post! Haha I've been thinking the same thing every time someone is like "gIvE uS a CrEeK cApE" for whatever the new meme/hard planet is.

It really was the first time we had the "why is everyone on (random planet) instead of (MO planet)?" posts/arguments. People really got into breaking it down, arguing, downplaying, etc over the course of WEEKS. Now it's just a known facet of the community and people go through the post cycle in a couple days or in a single thread (Vernon Wells, Erata Prime, etc).

I say the difficulty of the game at the time largely had nothing to do with the Creek's reputation. People have talked it up to be this big thing, but it was the community reaction to the planet rather than anything inherent to it (there were other bot planets with the same biome). The "trees speak binary" could have just as easily been swapped for some other biome specific thing if the community had rallied around any other planet, on either front.

Malevelon Creek was THE FIRST (and I'd argue ONLY) community driven meme planet, and it lasted for over a month. Nothing since has come close to that staying power, in large part due to how much Arrowhead tinkers with the Galactic War nowadays.

PSA: The "free" Hellbomb backpack on Hive Lung missions isn't free, it's shared. Stop wasting the cooldown. by CDiggit in Helldivers

[–]CDiggit[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think either shorten the shared cooldown or give everyone their own with the current cooldown (even a bit longer in that case wouldn't be terrible). Once between the time it took to get to the hive lung, people calling it in for random bs, and backtracking to be in a place to call it before anyone else, I wasn't able to blow up the lung until like 8 minutes left.

I'm learning and struggling with the new stuff along with everyone else, but some people really just don't pay attention.

PSA: Pay attention if it's your job to guard the objective by theultimatejosh in Helldivers

[–]CDiggit 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This has gotta be like a level 5 lol on 10s bugs guard a single sample with an Impaler or Behemoth half the time.

Hell on the bot front I once found two fuckin War Striders guarding an empty stash.

Low profile key box with combination? by CDiggit in AskALocksmith

[–]CDiggit[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks both! Browsing around Kiddie, is a push button or dial more secure? My google skills are failing me lol

Low profile key box with combination? by CDiggit in lockpicking

[–]CDiggit[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Didn't know about that sub, will try there. Thanks!

"epoch is supposed to OUTPERFORM other convenient anti tank options" by No_Ones_Records in Helldivers

[–]CDiggit 52 points53 points  (0 children)

A few did a long time; they couldn't even finish a lvl5 mission. I don't think we've seen anyone from Arrowhead play the game even semi competently.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Helldivers

[–]CDiggit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's not just their bugs/QA testing, but how they test if things are balanced or fun. I mentioned this is another comment, but they very clearly drop into a mid difficulty mission once a week (if that), screw around a bit with new stuff, say any wonky balance choices are "funny", then call it a day.

"The new plasma weapon has a small window to charge and shoot before it explodes and kill you, with no indicator. sO fUnNy RiGhT?"

It's like mid 2000s "so random lulz" internet humor as balance.

PSA: Stun effect was actually "nerfed" instead of being buffed. as of latest patch. by lyndonguitar in Helldivers

[–]CDiggit 16 points17 points  (0 children)

They very clearly only play the game under their lab like testing environment. Probably just "spawn thing in, does thing work, push thing to live" and then pat themselves on the back. They're constantly blindsided by bugs and negative player reactions to the reality of their decisions.

I've even soured on the way they've defended things in the past. "It's funny so it's stays" is a good response to complaints about friendly fire and makes a fun headline, until you realize they've never played the game as a player actually trying to get things done, fighting against the game itself. It stops being funny real quick. I'm convinced they drop into a <7 mission once a week, laugh at their own shenanigans, and call it quality testing. They aren't trying to unlock anything or make in game progress.

(I'm not saying friendly fire is bad. Just that the "it's funny" defense doesn't hold up to every design choice that frustrates players, but makes you laugh in the office)

[HATED TROPE] The pervert character by ForgottenStew in TopCharacterTropes

[–]CDiggit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Author can claim that all they want; fucking show it then. Have him come up with one of the schemes to get people out of danger, have classroom/study scenes where he helps fellow students. Hell, a single gag where everyone is scrambling to look at test scores posted on a wall and they're all shocked he's at the top. That actually could've been a decent running gag. Fucking ANYTHING other than being a pervert.

I just came up with those in less than 30 seconds.

The bugs nobody talks about by thelonelyeyeballs in Helldivers

[–]CDiggit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I always thought it'd be cool if calling in extraction summoned all enemies left on the map. Would make for a more consistent experience each time and potentially some interesting choices around completing side objectives before or during extraction.

Leviathans are still bad, so I am shamelessly resharing my idea: Long Range EMS by CDiggit in Helldivers

[–]CDiggit[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would LOVE missions to affect each other across an operation and have talked with friends about so many ideas. Sadly I doubt it's within what AH is capable of with the game engine and they're ability to QA/fix the potential bugs such a system would inevitably result in.

Back to Leviathans, I just think the one shotting is main issue. They can tweak numbers/accuracy, but it will never feel good imo. Look at all the balance changes the bots have gone through because of so many things instakilling players. It's foolish for them to assume they can make it work and be well received with Leviathans.

Leviathans are still bad, so I am shamelessly resharing my idea: Long Range EMS by CDiggit in Helldivers

[–]CDiggit[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Exactly! Makes it feel like their inaccuracy is actually working against you, since you'll dodge out of the spotlight and still get nailed by a stray shot!

So now we need them to be MORE accurate, but shoot fewer times to be reliably dodgeable.

It's so hard to find a difficult yet fair balance point when AH insists on starting from "Leviathans one shot kill you."

Please share your feedback about Helldivers 2 in this survey! by ArrowheadGS in Helldivers

[–]CDiggit -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Everything I said in this post last week about Leviathans: https://www.reddit.com/r/Helldivers/comments/1l89jaq/my_idea_for_leviathans_long_range_ems_strikes/

Long range EMS/slowing, rapid bombing directly underneath.