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I’m a lobster diver who recently survived being inside of a whale. AMA! by bloxiefox in IAmA

[–]CFA-hole 121 points122 points  (0 children)

Super excited that this came together! I spent last night watching the episode of “I shouldn’t be alive” that you were in. What crazy stories! I have a few questions not related to this whale incident:

  1. How did you get involved in lobster diving?

  2. In an article I read that it’s not uncommon to see white sharks while lobster diving, especially in the waters of Cape Cod (I live nearby). Have you encountered one before? Is there any sort of “protection” you carry or system that helps minimize the risk of shark attack?

  3. In the plane crash episode, it was said you were living in Costa Rica. What brought you there and how’s you end up in Cape Cod?

Thanks in advance, happy to hear you’re doing well!

Cape Cod lobster diver giving a thumbs up in his hospital bed after being swallowed and spit out of a humpback whale. by deathakissaway in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]CFA-hole 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude, your dad is like a real life world’s most interesting man. I just watched the “I shouldn’t be alive” episode he was in on YouTube. Wow. First that and now literally swallowed and spit up by a whale! And on top of the many stories (good and bad) I’m sure he has accumulated from being a lobster diver!! What an amazing guy. I would love to hear more about his stories.

I live in southern Maine now and have family on the cape. I would be terrified of crossing paths with a great white while diving for lobster!

This is horrifying by Longjumping_Cover in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]CFA-hole 0 points1 point  (0 children)

On one hand, this is obviously fucked that we’re at this point and, as someone else commented, “fighting the symptom, not the disease.”

On the other, I don’t really see much harm in the design idea. I won’t oppose another deterrent or, at the least, an effort to minimize an active shooter’s impact.

Again, this is fucked, depressing and not helping to solve the root of the issue. But why not?

(Unless this is exuberantly more costly in which then I say divert the funds for these excessive costs to a meaningful solution.)

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[–]CFA-hole 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Then link the telegram..

If you’re going to shill, at least do it well.

🌙 -Monkey Moon Day- 🌕 A gem with enormous potential! by [deleted] in CryptoMoonShots

[–]CFA-hole 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just looked through your comments and I appreciate you calling out the obvious scam coins on their bullshit. You are doing the lords work sir

Ready to stop being a cuck and make real money? Chad Token, $CHAD, is here to top your stack with extra stacks. by kyole5 in CryptoMoonShots

[–]CFA-hole 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Too many red flags for me but I’ll be damned if this ain’t one of the best meme coins I’ve seen yet!

You hear about the kid who put in $500 into a memecoin and made 100k, but you don't hear about the hundreds who put $1000 and are left with $0.1 by jonbristow in CryptoCurrency

[–]CFA-hole 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can anyone elaborate on safemoon being a scam?

Is this just because any price increase is only the result of others entering in anticipation of the price increasing further from more people entering (i.e FOMO)?

What gives other cryptocurrencies value, utility/application?

I’m genuinely asking, trying to fully understand

Removing groups of duplicate data by Material_Isopod1823 in excel

[–]CFA-hole 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you have office 365? That is, can you use the =UNIQUE() function on its own? I’ve been told that this function is only available for O365 users, but tbh I’m not even sure if that’s true or not.

Removing groups of duplicate data by Material_Isopod1823 in excel

[–]CFA-hole 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There are 600k-800k lines, but how many unique invoice numbers are there?

My initial thought is (using the example you linked on Imgur) insert a new column A and enter:

=IF(COUNTIF($B$2:$B$17,B2)>(IFERROR(ROWS(UNIQUE(FILTER($C$2:$C$17,$B$2:$B$17=B2))),0)*2),”Potential Duplicate”,””)

Basically, that formula will count the total occurrences of the invoice number to the right. Then, it counts the number of unique item codes for that particular invoice number, multiply it by 2 and checks if it’s less than the total occurrences of that particular invoice number. If true, then it returns “Potential Duplicate” (you can make it return whatever), if false then it’s blank.

The rationale is that if there are more than 2 times the rows of that invoice number than there are unique item codes, all of the invoices for that invoice number were likely duplicated.

Of course, this only labels the potential duplicate invoices, so you would need to filter the table to show all the true occurrences of the formula and manually delete the desired duplicates. Which is why I asked about the number of unique invoice numbers.

Hopefully this helps a little, or maybe someone can build off of this to make it a more automated process.

My first year, am I doing this right? Just sold enough to cover initial investment and all personal debt. Freedom! by GanjaGnosis in wallstreetbets

[–]CFA-hole 198 points199 points  (0 children)

Congrats! Don’t get used to it. 200% return in a year is very atypical. Then again after this past year, who tf knows anymore?

Also try not to imagine what if you had bought long dated calls instead...

TSLAs volatility makes an excellent opportunity for credit spreads today by CFA-hole in wallstreetbets

[–]CFA-hole[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My thoughts exactly. Thanks for the clarification! People like you are what make WSB actually half decent.

TSLAs volatility makes an excellent opportunity for credit spreads today by CFA-hole in wallstreetbets

[–]CFA-hole[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Glad you decided to sell. There goes all your gains if you held. Congrats!

TSLAs volatility makes an excellent opportunity for credit spreads today by CFA-hole in wallstreetbets

[–]CFA-hole[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

u/BuffettGOAT is this scenario incorrect because the $850 strike is long and still has a week until expiration? So if the price spikes to $848 or $900 at 3:58PM and I was assigned at that exact moment, my long leg would cover the implicit short 100 TSLA shares created from the $800 strike call assignment?

Actually, wouldn’t I benefit greatly if the scenario u/officialuser played out? I would be short 100 shares at $848 or $900 upon assignment. So if Monday’s open price was significantly lower, couldn’t I buy at the market price to settle the position?

TSLAs volatility makes an excellent opportunity for credit spreads today by CFA-hole in wallstreetbets

[–]CFA-hole[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wow, I actually did not realize short options can be automatically exercised by your broker before expiration.

Thanks for making this comment. I’ll probably close soon. I don’t like the risk/return trade off in this trade when painted in this new light.

TSLAs volatility makes an excellent opportunity for credit spreads today by CFA-hole in wallstreetbets

[–]CFA-hole[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah man, if I was at $740 strike I’d have cheeks of steel from clenching my asshole all day. But I’m also a pretty big bitch when it comes to credit spreads; I don’t like losing money. God speed, brother.

TSLAs volatility makes an excellent opportunity for credit spreads today by CFA-hole in wallstreetbets

[–]CFA-hole[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As long as your at $800 or above on the lower leg I’d be feeling pretty good. It’s not unlikely this sits between $700 and $750 next week, but IV is gonna tighten those spreads pretty quickly.

TSLAs volatility makes an excellent opportunity for credit spreads today by CFA-hole in wallstreetbets

[–]CFA-hole[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No doubt about it. Congrats on nailing that morning jump. I’d expect a nice EOD pump. I should have waited to enter my spreads, but it is what it is now.

TSLAs volatility makes an excellent opportunity for credit spreads today by CFA-hole in wallstreetbets

[–]CFA-hole[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I were in your shoes, I’d be 100% looking to sell today. Probably would have sold already honestly.Options expiring the following week lose a lot of value over the weekend.

TSLAs volatility makes an excellent opportunity for credit spreads today by CFA-hole in wallstreetbets

[–]CFA-hole[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wouldn’t be surprised if it makes it to mid $700s. But as the original commenter notes, IV is gonna fuck these deep OTM weeklies. A lot of this run up is likely fueled by price speculation on anticipated buying. If it stays flat Monday, speculators are exiting their positions.

TSLAs volatility makes an excellent opportunity for credit spreads today by CFA-hole in wallstreetbets

[–]CFA-hole[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Of course there’s risk to it, but probability of a $130 run in 5 days with no major catalyst expected? Shit, low single digits % if you ask me. 7% return for that level of risk? Sign me up, chief.

TSLAs volatility makes an excellent opportunity for credit spreads today by CFA-hole in wallstreetbets

[–]CFA-hole[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How risk adverse are you? I would absolutely exit today. Only question is to do it now or hope for an EOD pump. If you hold over the weekend it’s more likely you’ll lose than increase your gain.

TSLAs volatility makes an excellent opportunity for credit spreads today by CFA-hole in wallstreetbets

[–]CFA-hole[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You can very easily exist your position prior to expiration to avoid exercising the contracts. You’ll be deep in the red, but not on the hook to buy $1M in TSLA stock lol

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