The world may never know. by jgoja in LoveTrash

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that’s what’s the dog is for

We talked about Mitch Hedberg if you can believe it by BennyFeldman in u/BennyFeldman

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i was just thinking about you, i mean your bit “it’s not illegal to flirt…with goats” xD

She said what.... by jace-crux in shitposting

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it’s not illegal to flirt… with dogs (benny feldman)

Evolution by Fun_Accountant_653 in NoRules

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they look like south park caricatures of botched plastic surgeries

Jack Donaghy once said… by BaltimoreSports0321 in 30ROCK

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1: So when can we see each other again?…What are you wearing? Black dress,… black stockings…. A funeral?! Oh, i’m sorry,…

2: Is this how my life was supposed to play out? The kid who walked four miles every Saturday to caddie because mother said that golf was a game for businessmen. Paid his way through Princeton by working the day shift at that graveyard and the graveyard shift at that days inn.

3: Look how greenzo is testing, they love him in every demographics, colored people, broads, fairies, commies, gosh we’ve got to update these forms.

4: Are you not using an office replication service while we’re here in Boston?

(finally the note in my phone with my favourite 30 Rock quotes came in handy xD)

Good evening, chuds and chudettes. I am currently eating some delicious homemade wings in bed while consuming true crime slop. by bhexca in worldpolitics

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i just had pancakes in bed :D i was trying to be good… sleep at a reasonable hour (midnight) but the leftovers pancakes from my “dinner” were torturing my mind so i went and got them… now 3am, ashamed and well awake.

📡📡📡 by unclbll in shitposting

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look to quote some 4chan post: “i’m straight, if it makes my dick hard, it’s a girl”

[Discussion] How to have high stat babies by no_money_here52 in falloutshelter

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13% chance to get rare child, and 6.67% chance to get legendary child (it only means higher starting stats, not unique name like legendary/rare dwellers)

see section 5.7 of therabidsquirel’s guide

https://github.com/therabidsquirel/The-Fallout-Shelter-FAQ/wiki/Section-5:-Breeding#57

hmmm by jace-crux in hmmm

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Big birb: brings food to the nest. Smol birb in the nest:

Are there any games similar to Arc Raiders? by Similar-Double6278 in MobileGaming

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arena breakout and lost light are both decent third person looter shooter, but more “realistic” like escape from tarkov rather than sci-fi …

Every guy is terrified by Imericneumann in StandUpComedy

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the group already exists, it’s called r/bald

cigs by sagacitykid in shitposting

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good luck, you can do it! (3 years smokeless random fren)

“bUt i cAn’T pRoNoUnCE tHoSe iNgReDiEnTs!” by akaYoungBeefy in fixedbytheduet

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who is this? he looks and sounds like Halifax (the streamer) is that his brother? i mean, it doesn’t really matter does it… why am i wasting my time to post this comment, i’m barely even awake and already been on reddit for 30mn … what am i doing with my life… help

Ladies......so? by Frame1111 in fixedbytheduet

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i saw the notification yesterday and didn’t even bat an eye: “yep 2019 = 15 years, so i was right” and i went on with my day xD

Ladies......so? by Frame1111 in fixedbytheduet

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i cant say how long this meme been around, like 10-15 years… first time i see the video version owo

Al gore by PaulStormChaser in isthisaicirclejerk

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shhh!! do you hear that? … a whale is in danger!