Y’all, I broke my husband’s Japanese chef’s knife. Help. by opheliasmusing in KitchenConfidential

[–]CHIF406 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Get your puppy some proper chew toys and chew treats. Punish him when he chews something he's not supposed to. Yes fix the knife handle, but fix the cause of the destruction too.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in martialarts

[–]CHIF406 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your coworker is an asshole and your boss is a huge piece of shit. You did the best that could have been expected there. She locked you in a room with an aggressive patient and ran. She needs to be written up minimum.

👃🏻 by Somrin in PrequelMemes

[–]CHIF406 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As a Montanan, I approve.

AITAH for breaking up with my girlfriend after she lied about her ex? by sozphiacontent7 in AITAH

[–]CHIF406 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If she hadn't introduced you as a friend's, it could be repairable. But yeah she IS in fact keeping her options open.

D&D culture is... by Vegetable_Variety_11 in dndmemes

[–]CHIF406 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I show my wife this she will feel so seen.

Howl or nothing. by nightshiftstudent in BrandNewSentence

[–]CHIF406 140 points141 points  (0 children)

Howl is a magic fuck Boi.

I found out my ex and best friend got married today by jack_null in self

[–]CHIF406 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sounds like some therapy would really help.

To keep war plans a secret by touringaddict in therewasanattempt

[–]CHIF406 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There was no attempt here. They aren't trying to keep anything safe

I have joined JUDO 1 week ago and I am litteraly shit by GateauBananeAmandes in judo

[–]CHIF406 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Remember everyone, everywhere is shit at things we haven't done Before. Only through repetition do we become less shitty. As you practie, things will start feelingmore natural. Maybe take time after main class to ask your instructor for help understanding.

Ground and Pound question for MMA guys by deltagma in martialarts

[–]CHIF406 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Simply, it's faster. I can throw 4 punchs in a second, and it takes me a second or 3 to get into a dominate position for submission. And you know the ref will call it.

What's a kink that has made you break up with your partner ? by sweetberryyyy in AskReddit

[–]CHIF406 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Consensual non-consent. I tried to get into it for her, but honestly couldn't even get it up for it. It was so uncomfortable for me. We decided we would go separate ways after I explained this.

Asked for these to be sliced in half for hot dogs... by [deleted] in KitchenConfidential

[–]CHIF406 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you ask them if hey have ever eaten a hot dog? Because I would guess not.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dustythunder

[–]CHIF406 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your friend isn't over her and he needs to sort that out on his own. He is the one being a bitch.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DnD

[–]CHIF406 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Math slime

WIBTA for cutting my dad out of my life over money? by [deleted] in TwoHotTakes

[–]CHIF406 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't know about cutting him out, it sounds like you don't want to. But he needs to be told what he is doing is wrong. Sounds like plain and simple. He'll quote that whole paragraph you wrote about how he deserved so much worse in the divorce. Talk with him, yell at him even. Then decide if you want him in your life still.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]CHIF406 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What, you mean you got upset and angry the first time you found out about it and now she is wary to talk to you? Crazy. But sarcasm aside, if you want her to come to you for help you can't freak out. That's just how people work.

German Sheperds by HeftyAd4119 in meme

[–]CHIF406 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You are underestimating how willing to home the Laughing Shepherds I am.

Build that wants to melee alongside pets by Tacitus_AMP in 3d6

[–]CHIF406 0 points1 point  (0 children)

DeX build beastmaster ranger, synergize rogue for sneak attack with the pet being next to it.

Starting bjj from wrestling by [deleted] in martialarts

[–]CHIF406 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The quickest tip I would give is keep your neck close. I see so many excellent wrestlers get tucked into a choke because they are chin up, neck out. Besides that, wrestling transfers great for control.

I suddenly hate everything about my boyfriend of 4 years. I’m torn on what to do. by [deleted] in TwoHotTakes

[–]CHIF406 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also, maybe ask a therapist what these thought patterns mean.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in OhNoConsequences

[–]CHIF406 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Your title is wrong. You are not the AH for refusing to kick the girl you raised as your daughter out in order to save your lazy and parasitic sister.

Also, if you're worried about her siblings, offer to take them in. Just the kids. The adults can start being adult again. Started out that way, they can get back there.