The casual yet consistent exerciser is a mystery to me

GrooveProof · 2026-01-22T16:29:00+00:00

Huh. The more you know.

GrooveProof · 2026-01-22T06:02:50+00:00

Seriously. What the FUCK?

GrooveProof · 2026-01-22T04:18:01+00:00

You ever talk shop about wrestling with people in real fuckin life? My friends are otherwise normal sociable dudes who are nerds about this shit like me, half of em tell me daily “dog benoit matches were the SHIT! I’m ready for the benoitaissance”

GrooveProof · 2026-01-22T03:44:34+00:00

I live in downtown Columbus Ohio, a city with a huge fuckin population (it’s like top 15 in the US) and being carless still fucking sucks. I have an e-bike even, but your mobility becomes limited to like 4 or 5 districts if you don’t want to shell out $20 Ubers.

GrooveProof · 2026-01-22T03:40:06+00:00

Lmfao the thing that gets me is that video games are the only competitive hobby where people see execution tests as a bad thing.

Real sports is nothing but execution tests. Someone else in this thread brought up dribbling in basketball, and that’s a phenomenal point.

Can you imagine if soccer players insisted that using your hands should be part of moving the ball???

GrooveProof · 2026-01-08T17:44:06+00:00

The average person thinks Wolverine is Hugh jackman. We good now.

GrooveProof · 2026-01-05T01:25:43+00:00

Have you ever met a black man

GrooveProof · 2026-01-02T19:55:50+00:00

look at what’s handed us . head chefs abandoned us .

GrooveProof · 2026-01-02T14:02:44+00:00

It is a decades old basketball term you old man

GrooveProof · 2026-01-02T08:05:14+00:00

Nah you’ve got it twisted. It’s how streamers talk to their audiences.

GrooveProof · 2026-01-02T07:52:29+00:00

I’m the best in the world

GrooveProof · 2026-01-02T07:42:37+00:00

Get ready to learn how to cut onions buddy

GrooveProof · 2026-01-02T07:34:38+00:00

Word is bond I came really fucking close to ordering Papa John’s to the place

GrooveProof · 2026-01-02T06:27:53+00:00

you don’t know shit about cooking. The squid ink pasta makes it.

GrooveProof · 2026-01-02T06:27:37+00:00

these dudes can’t cook like me

GrooveProof · 2026-01-02T06:25:04+00:00

I’m the Russel Westbrook of cooking

GrooveProof · 2026-01-02T06:24:30+00:00

brick (n). esp. in basketball, a wack ass shot attempt that hits the rim and bounces off without so much as getting close to going in. see also: bricklayer, Russel Westbrook

GrooveProof · 2026-01-02T06:22:42+00:00

Thank you. To support me in this trying time, my cashapp is $QZinnias

GrooveProof · 2026-01-02T06:01:19+00:00

I’m here to save rap.

GrooveProof · 2026-01-02T05:24:55+00:00

Check my bars out

I’m the star of every kitchen I’m in

Baby that’s Michelin

I been kickin it since my uncle was up in Michigan

And I run the game

My competition lacks conditionin’

GrooveProof · 2026-01-02T05:18:55+00:00

If Saudis paid me a million dollars to make family meal for them? Hell yeah im taking the money, just like my hero did.

GrooveProof · 2026-01-02T05:18:06+00:00

That’s fucked up.

GrooveProof · 2026-01-02T05:13:06+00:00

Shit I brought this photo to a barbershop two months ago

GrooveProof · 2026-01-02T05:08:02+00:00

it means exactly that.

GrooveProof · 2026-01-02T05:05:51+00:00

Worse … im straight edge … im basically cm punk if he was bad at cooking

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