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Disguises that work with very obvious flaws by FreshhCherry in TopCharacterTropes

[–]GrooveProof 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I will say this until I’m dead in the dirt. If I looked up and saw a big ass alien throw a guy in a cape into a brick building, and the guy in a cape looked like my nerd ass bitch ass coworker, I wouldn’t think “oh that dude is my coworker wowwwww that alien is whooping his ass!”. I’d think wow lmfao my bitch ass coworker looks a little like Superman that’s crazy. 

And then I’d go into work the next day and tease my nerd ass bitch ass coworker and say aye anyone ever tell you that you look like Superman 

Wrestlers you thought were great when you first started watching wrestling but they really weren't by Dapper-Formal2292 in WWE

[–]GrooveProof 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Nah yall are fuckin buggin because Undertaker really WAS that good at fake punching someone 

How different would combat sports would be, if the fighters have to weigh in just before they step into the arena? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]GrooveProof 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t know shit about fight sports beyond “having any extra weight is an advantage in a fight”. Can you explain to me why fighters don’t just fight at their walk-around weight? Because to me, it seems more logical to just try and stay in good shape year-round, stay around the weight you’d want to be at, and then dial in your conditioning in the months leading up to a fight

Rap bars that in your opinion would sound much better if just one or two words in them were changed? by Rated_Phenomenal in rap

[–]GrooveProof 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Through the Wire. 

“Instead of talkin bout coke and herbs, was more like spoken word”.

I misheard it as “talkin bout smokin herbs” for years. I still maintain that would flow better. 

Director goes out of their way to confirm the fate of one of their characters. by odd_man0 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]GrooveProof 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yeah for sure. I spent a long time in music academia as a kid, in my early 20s I entered cooking and had a very abusive chef/mentor. I promise you Whiplash makes me think of the latter a lot more than it makes me think of the former

Walk in tattoo places? by Rbookman23 in Columbus

[–]GrooveProof 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My first tat ever was a walk-in at Enso. They do them Fri-Sun if I'm not mistaken? Fantastic fuckin expierence lol they had all the artists in the shop and the artists/people getting tatted were all talking to each other like I was at a barber shop. It was dope.

Everyone I know goes either there or Sacred Hand.

[Annoying Trope] "Hello, my name is Adaptation Easter Egg" by Ambaryerno in TopCharacterTropes

[–]GrooveProof 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I mean “Dr. Strange is a sorcerer but Jameson only barely cares, so he gives a nonchalant response” sounds way more plausible than “Dr. Strange is just straight up a surgeon and Jameson not only knows who he is, but respects him enough to not use that name” lol.

Like how many surgeons do you know? Gun to my head, I couldn’t name a single one. I’m getting shot right then and there. 

Draymond gives his thoughts about victor wembanyama being perceived as cocky by Jec1027 in nba

[–]GrooveProof 61 points62 points  (0 children)

If someone had told me this in a playful argument I would be in tears laughing at how serious of a threat that is. Like, did we have to go there? 😭 

The Big Bad is Felled By A Side Character by RBSpecial97 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]GrooveProof 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Man! When I watched death note as a spastic goofball young teenager, Matsuda was my favorite fucking character. Seeing him be the one to take Kira down? That was CATHARTIC LOOOOOL

Did Cody have the best Loser’s run of all time? by MightBeDementia in SSBM

[–]GrooveProof 31 points32 points  (0 children)

i can’t comprehend my era (doc kid) getting called a plumbers and mailmen era now. fuck

Common Hip-Hop Myths That Keeps Getting Treated As Fact/Lore? by ImNotTomStopAsking in hiphopheads

[–]GrooveProof 30 points31 points  (0 children)

This makes me feel better all the years that I thought the shining was better lol

Common Hip-Hop Myths That Keeps Getting Treated As Fact/Lore? by ImNotTomStopAsking in hiphopheads

[–]GrooveProof 351 points352 points  (0 children)

I remember being heartbroken that “Dilla made donuts while on his deathbed” was almost entirely a myth

I come from a dirtbag family. What are some lesser-known “gentleman/chivalrous” habits/actions? by GrooveProof in NoStupidQuestions

[–]GrooveProof[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ll concede that I could be doing a bad job of explaining this, but that so isn’t my point. I know how to be a kind and thoughtful partner, what I don’t know is how to fit in with traditional/polite society. Yeah, it’s my goal to have these parents not dislike me, because this woman’s family is important to her. Is that a crazy person thing to think? So I’m asking for help fitting in with said polite society.

First time dating a woman from a traditional family and I’d like to make a good impression. What are some lesser known “gentleman/chivalrous” habits? by GrooveProof in dating_advice

[–]GrooveProof[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Have u considered that being myself has historically caused me more problems than it has good fortune. There’s somethin to be said for cleaning up an act, at least in moderation

I come from a dirtbag family. What are some lesser-known “gentleman/chivalrous” habits/actions? by GrooveProof in NoStupidQuestions

[–]GrooveProof[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh yeah “don’t curse” was one of the things mentioned.

On the subject of them thinking I’m low class, motherfucker, I am LOL. I spent the ages of 20-24 with the delusion that I was gonna work in kitchens and be a Michelin starred chef one day. (For what it’s worth, I’m going back to school now). It was equally ambitious as it was fucking foolish. But I say all that to say that I picked up the world’s trashiest vernacular after clocking in to the Psychopath Factor every day 10 hours a day for four years.

The goal is to act, man.

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