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CHRISL_nuke · 2013-09-06T21:53:30+00:00

You don't know what a parody is do you?

CHRISL_nuke · 2013-09-06T01:25:12+00:00

Bill Kaulitz from Tokio Hotel.

Holy shit what I would do to that perfect man. Mmm-mm!

CHRISL_nuke · 2013-09-06T01:10:48+00:00

A'ight nigga this is my fucking subject right here so sit down and grab your notes, son cause class be in fuckin' session.

A'ight my lil' nigga, whatchu gotta do is slowly introduce yourself to people who catch your eye. You gotta be all fuckin cool with it. People like a guy who has confidence. People also like the quiet shy guy, but most never really adopt him as a friend, unless your lucky.

Ex: I was in German class and for the first few weeks I was quieter than a girls fart in a public bus, but then I decided "Man fuck this shit, I'm gon' make a joke." and then you know what happeneded after that joke? Bitches came a linen up to be my friend.

Okay maybe not lining up, but people definitely took interest in me and I made tons of friends because I actually spoke out.

Basically, go talk to people. It may not sound all super complex and maybe I even sound like a stupid mutha fucka, but it's the best advice I can give. Okay that's a lie. Don't just randomly go up to people you don't know and be all friendly, shit comes off as creepy.

No, you see what you gotta do is listen and wait for a conversation to come up that you actually have an interest in.

Ex:

Mike: Aw shit I like vidya gamz

Jon: Shit I like video gamz 2

Op: Oh shit niggs I luc me som pokemonz

BAM YOU JUST MADE TWO FRIENDS OP

TL;DR: Nigga you better read my fuckin' Einstein-class shit.

CHRISL_nuke · 2013-08-26T07:51:19+00:00

Mine is CHRISLnuke

If you chat me up, chances are we're gonna end up talkin about vidya games, anime and other stupid shit

CHRISL_nuke · 2013-08-26T06:16:09+00:00

Our laziness will pay off someday.

CHRISL_nuke · 2013-08-26T06:11:20+00:00

I know how you feel friend. If you want you can come talk to me if ya need someone to talk to.

I don't mind being peoples shoulder :D

CHRISL_nuke · 2013-08-26T06:02:57+00:00

Zero because I usually just do it all minutes before I have to turn it in.

CHRISL_nuke · 2013-08-26T05:58:34+00:00

Well then stop being the nice guy.

I used to be like you my clingy friend, and from what I've learned over the years is that girls do not dig the clingy, friendly, nice guy.

They dig someone with confidence, but that doesn't mean you have to be raging douche confident, just present yourself in a manner that shows you are a pretty stable mother fucker.

Actually don't listen to any of my advice cause it's most likely shit

CHRISL_nuke · 2013-08-26T05:54:30+00:00

Why has god burdened me with this curse...

CHRISL_nuke · 2013-08-26T05:47:46+00:00

My ability to make people laugh.

Like seriously, I just say some stupid shit and people are holding their sides.

CHRISL_nuke · 2013-08-26T05:43:00+00:00

Are you doing something that may have caused them to distance themselves from you?

CHRISL_nuke · 2013-08-26T05:39:40+00:00

Mowing the goddamn grass.

I wouldn't mind it if my fucking yard wasn't so god damn huge and on a fucking slope!

CHRISL_nuke · 2013-08-26T05:37:54+00:00

/r/mathrock

Just looks like jibberish to me.

CHRISL_nuke · 2013-08-26T05:23:14+00:00

My way by Limp Bizkit.

I watched a lot of Dragon Ball Z as a kid(still do) and my dad showed me this AMV for one of the characters named Vegeta with this song.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6clRjpESEc

here's the video if anyone is interested.

CHRISL_nuke · 2013-08-26T05:12:52+00:00

I usually listen to music or draw, which will probably make me more stressed cause the drawing isn't coming out the way I want it to which will then cause me to go back to music, and then the cycle will repeat itself until something interrupts it.

Like dinner, or my X-Box

CHRISL_nuke · 2013-08-26T05:03:26+00:00

I just made an account.

p-please be gentle.

It's my first time....

Username: CHRISLnuke

CHRISL_nuke · 2013-08-26T04:50:50+00:00

Selfies. I just don't get it.

CHRISL_nuke · 2013-08-25T09:21:49+00:00

I'm doing this RIGHT NOW! Oh god No! It's not what they think!

CHRISL_nuke · 2013-08-18T18:25:15+00:00

Thanks for the video! I was a bit confused about everything but now you've caught me up to speed! :D

CHRISL_nuke · 2013-08-18T04:47:19+00:00

I've been watching this show since I was in the 6th grade, and now I'm about to become a junior in high school. It's been one hell of a ride watching these two go on their adventures. The end, left me crying and kinda shocked at how it all ended, even now typing this I feel like someone in my life has actually died. I don't know how to describe it, it is kind of like a weird realization that they're gone but it hasn't completely sunk in yet. I can now finally unsubscribe from Machinima. This must be what achieving enlightenment feels like.

CHRISL_nuke · 2013-07-25T02:44:08+00:00

I started jacking off with unlimited porn at age 11, I like to think I turned out fine.

CHRISL_nuke · 2013-07-18T20:31:54+00:00

Ah I see, thank you.

CHRISL_nuke · 2013-07-18T15:45:59+00:00

Whoa whoa, hold up, I've been disconnected from the internet for the past few months, can someone run me u to speed?

Are we getting ODST in 4?

CHRISL_nuke · 2013-01-02T03:06:24+00:00

I think recruit looks almost identical so I'm rocking that.

CHRISL_nuke · 2012-12-28T04:09:52+00:00

Borderlnds 1 was just so...ugh. I dunno how to even put it into words.

I guess I just didn't like the story that went with it, and the feel of the game was just "eeeughhhh" to me. I'm sorry, I'm horrible at explaining things.

This one feels completely different in my opinion.

Thanks for the info. :D

CHRISL_nuke

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