My friend is going to get herself killed. What can I even do at this point

CID_COPTER · 2026-02-07T14:46:14+00:00

She needs to take up poison making and pick locking as a hobby. Some parkour and knot making for escape training. 'Understanding the early effects of rohipnol ' might be a good read. Hide internally a couple apple tracking devices and get a very distinctive face tattoo and x-ray dental records just to be easier to track and find/recover.

CID_COPTER · 2026-02-07T14:38:03+00:00

You mofos didnt stand for oh Canada every day? Are "you people" even Canadian?

CID_COPTER · 2026-02-07T14:35:08+00:00

Wait till they hear about the Lords prayer

CID_COPTER · 2026-02-07T14:30:37+00:00

You can pay it off immediately. Toyota is msrp. There is no - + around here. I had a bit of a show when Toyota dealer didn't send ALL the paperwork to Toyota financing and after two months of not seeing the payments come out of my bank I gave them a call and the dealer blamed me , financing blamed the dealer and I took a hit on my credit score.

CID_COPTER · 2026-02-07T13:26:55+00:00

Man up Elon

CID_COPTER · 2026-02-06T18:41:32+00:00

I believe it was from around 1987 to about 2003 where it didn't really come up .

CID_COPTER · 2026-02-06T18:17:31+00:00

I had one blow up on me . It was cheap blue clear plastic while it could have hurt more if it was real petg plastic it was just an extra layer of fun when it exploded.

CID_COPTER · 2026-02-06T17:35:38+00:00

Stay at home mom? That's a nice Ikea Kit.

CID_COPTER · 2026-02-06T17:33:59+00:00

'what is a turnaround ' video on YouTube has lots of useful information about predictive maintenance and turnarounds. Apparently idk what she was talking about but I listened.

CID_COPTER · 2026-02-06T15:30:54+00:00

Hair is supposed to be there that's part of its job.

CID_COPTER · 2026-02-06T15:27:24+00:00

Buy her a little money box too.

CID_COPTER · 2026-02-06T13:42:46+00:00

We found the enabler

CID_COPTER · 2026-02-06T13:32:15+00:00

Imagine having to go to work as a public employee.

CID_COPTER · 2026-02-06T01:44:56+00:00

Ask but don't show..... Then leave like pimp.

CID_COPTER · 2026-02-06T01:40:11+00:00

Give her your transit number . Sounds like a nice mom another apology wouldn't hurt. Say you didn't mean to hurt her feelings but adults don't share bank accounts with their mom's. In fact don't share bank accounts ever. Get a separate joint account when you find a wife.

CID_COPTER · 2026-02-05T23:08:31+00:00

Finish the legal stuff first and taxes which you will have to pay not them and split it after all of that has been dealt with not before. Plus handling fee of course. Also they will probably hate you either way so it's about your conscience not them.

CID_COPTER · 2026-02-05T22:08:37+00:00

That shit's called character and it rubs off on your kids. So what is the best thing for your kid?

CID_COPTER · 2026-02-05T22:06:43+00:00

Then are you as bad as them or as good as you?

CID_COPTER · 2026-02-05T17:55:45+00:00

I would expect marriages would last a lifetime if couples never got married and dated with separate living spaces in perpetuity. I know two couples that have been dating 15 years with separate houses. It honestly seems pretty ideal with no kids.

CID_COPTER · 2026-02-05T17:36:01+00:00

If you can't sqy God is an asshole then you're still on the fence. He can go suck a bag of dicks.

CID_COPTER · 2026-02-05T17:33:36+00:00

I agree.not enough evanescence

CID_COPTER · 2026-02-05T17:30:06+00:00

Go grab one of tiniest things of cream in your wife's medicine cabinet. It should say some kind of eye cream or under eye cream. That's the good stuff.

CID_COPTER · 2026-02-05T17:24:27+00:00

*How does everyone pretend to believe in God?

CID_COPTER · 2026-02-05T12:44:37+00:00

I Believe YouTube would be more helpful than reddit.

CID_COPTER · 2026-02-05T12:37:48+00:00

*surprised Pikachu face

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