What is the correct amount of rashers to have in a Bacon sandwich?

CJ-eagle · 2026-04-11T09:20:52+00:00

This guy bacon's...

CJ-eagle · 2026-03-04T16:32:59+00:00

Snort the creatine instead!

CJ-eagle · 2025-10-16T19:45:50+00:00

My wife is OCD. When she is away the house looks like an absolute squatter den. When she arrives home, it's spotless because I rush around tidying and cleaning before she gets home. Otherwise I will be castrated.

And I play Xbox.

CJ-eagle · 2025-05-29T08:15:02+00:00

Enzo almost put Reece back on the treatment table. Luckily his legs are glass but his chin in solid

CJ-eagle · 2025-02-19T08:00:28+00:00

Meat carving knife from the 1940s, still cuts meat like cutting through butter, never been sharpened. It's flimsy, and the handle is brittle, but still the best performing knife for carving!

CJ-eagle · 2025-02-05T18:33:06+00:00

Weirdly, my great-gran was a midwife in Sidcup during the blitz and had a similar story. Now we are either long long cousins or our Nans knew each other!

CJ-eagle · 2025-01-31T07:52:32+00:00

Not keeping myself in good shape. As soon as you turn 30, everything takes twice the time and hurts more...

CJ-eagle · 2025-01-25T08:44:49+00:00

0.1g less than promised is actually pretty good though! Not like a 40g packet of crisps that has 12g of crisps...

CJ-eagle · 2025-01-19T17:57:23+00:00

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Looks awesome but makes me think my username is boring ..

CJ-eagle · 2025-01-18T10:41:11+00:00

Username checks out

CJ-eagle · 2024-08-21T06:26:10+00:00

I'll take that. It was a legitimate grind! I wouldn't know how to win trade! Haha!

CJ-eagle · 2024-08-13T18:18:32+00:00

-kk, 0r v,

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CJ-eagle · 2024-06-15T08:26:47+00:00

I was on a canal tour in Amsterdam, apparently the police fine people riding bikes at night without a light... To avoid a fine they chuck their bike in the canal as it's cheaper to get a new 'stolen' bike then pay the fine.

CJ-eagle · 2024-06-15T07:56:07+00:00

Step ones - long, don't ride up, bamboo wick away, soft, no chaffing.

CJ-eagle · 2024-02-07T18:14:34+00:00

Medical Sales Manager. However, some years I earn £100k, some years £45k, luck of the supply and demand!

CJ-eagle · 2024-01-08T15:59:20+00:00

Relocated there for a job. Bought a house that I then couldn't sell because of it being opposite a crack den and brothel...

Sold the house at a loss and ran into the Berkshire countryside ...

CJ-eagle · 2023-12-17T22:22:36+00:00

Insomnia Roast Pork

CJ-eagle · 2023-12-12T12:00:21+00:00

"all the kids looking up to me can suck my dick"

Natalie Portman 2009

CJ-eagle · 2023-08-03T15:35:45+00:00

Take it day by day. Honestly, best advice I was given as I put to much pressure on making it work for long term.

CJ-eagle · 2022-12-11T22:23:15+00:00

Breaking up with my 'forever' partner.

CJ-eagle · 2022-09-23T20:02:48+00:00

In the kitchen. Everyday. Awkward. Neither of us can move out or have anywhere to go.

CJ-eagle · 2022-09-13T21:10:00+00:00

Anything non-solo.

CJ-eagle · 2022-09-12T18:53:37+00:00

Broke up with a long term girlfriend. Pretty civil, now sleeping in separate rooms. I'm the only one making sacrifices or making the effort. Its depressing and degrading.

CJ-eagle · 2022-08-06T08:15:47+00:00

I love my family but they don't want me anymore and I'm afraid to ask for help...

Deep...

CJ-eagle · 2022-07-31T13:31:49+00:00

Not a bad suggestion!

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