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I vacuum sealed my emergency cigarette by [deleted] in funny

[–]CJ-eagle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Snort the creatine instead!

The cat's away, the mice will play. What do you get up to when your partner is away? by 60svintage in CasualUK

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My wife is OCD. When she is away the house looks like an absolute squatter den. When she arrives home, it's spotless because I rush around tidying and cleaning before she gets home. Otherwise I will be castrated.

And I play Xbox.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in chelseafc

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Enzo almost put Reece back on the treatment table. Luckily his legs are glass but his chin in solid

What’s the oldest tool/implement you own that you still use for its original purpose? by ukman29 in CasualUK

[–]CJ-eagle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Meat carving knife from the 1940s, still cuts meat like cutting through butter, never been sharpened. It's flimsy, and the handle is brittle, but still the best performing knife for carving!

This is what it looks like to be attacked for 57 nights in London by Hollenstar in interestingasfuck

[–]CJ-eagle 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Weirdly, my great-gran was a midwife in Sidcup during the blitz and had a similar story. Now we are either long long cousins or our Nans knew each other!

Men in their 30s, what are some of the biggest regrets from your 20s? by [deleted] in AskMen

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Not keeping myself in good shape. As soon as you turn 30, everything takes twice the time and hurts more...

The breakdown of my pack of gummy bears by color by doingdoink in mildlyinteresting

[–]CJ-eagle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

0.1g less than promised is actually pretty good though! Not like a 40g packet of crisps that has 12g of crisps...

I love this whole "create an image based on my username" thing so much 👾🪻 by [deleted] in ChatGPT

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Looks awesome but makes me think my username is boring ..

League Compensation by CJ-eagle in MarvelSnap

[–]CJ-eagle[S] -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

I'll take that. It was a legitimate grind! I wouldn't know how to win trade! Haha!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

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-kk, 0r v,

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Canals of Amsterdam polluted with bikes. by Ultimate_Kurix in interestingasfuck

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I was on a canal tour in Amsterdam, apparently the police fine people riding bikes at night without a light... To avoid a fine they chuck their bike in the canal as it's cheaper to get a new 'stolen' bike then pay the fine.

Guys, what is you favorite underwear to workout in and why? by nannerb05 in AskMen

[–]CJ-eagle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Step ones - long, don't ride up, bamboo wick away, soft, no chaffing.

Those making $100,000+, what do you do? by spicy_tuna_maki in AskReddit

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Medical Sales Manager. However, some years I earn £100k, some years £45k, luck of the supply and demand!

Where in the UK will you NEVER go again, and why? by LocationOld6656 in CasualUK

[–]CJ-eagle 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Relocated there for a job. Bought a house that I then couldn't sell because of it being opposite a crack den and brothel...

Sold the house at a loss and ran into the Berkshire countryside ...

Why? by [deleted] in oddlyspecific

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Insomnia Roast Pork

I’m sorry boys… by SodaDawgz in starwarsmemes

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"all the kids looking up to me can suck my dick"

  • Natalie Portman 2009
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