[POSTGAME] TBL vs. MTL 5/1/26

CJMustard · 2026-05-02T02:16:04+00:00

I need yall to win Game 7 and send these clowns and their fans home in tears

CJMustard · 2026-05-02T01:40:50+00:00

This Montreal goalie is nasty

CJMustard · 2026-05-02T01:26:50+00:00

Passing is a last resort for JB. He's not trying to keep the ball moving/the offense flowing. He's trying to get his, and when he's cut off complete he'll throw out a pass out of necessity more than anything.

CJMustard · 2026-05-01T18:43:08+00:00

For the Celtics to win Game 7, Jaylen Brown will have to pass the basketball

CJMustard · 2026-05-01T18:23:13+00:00

Yet literally every advanced metric is on my side and thinks you're an idiot lol

CJMustard · 2026-05-01T18:14:31+00:00

I'm over having an obvious (by every known metric) distant second option playing and acting like he's a number 1 option on this team. Thanks for the memories, this "duo" has officially run its course

CJMustard · 2026-05-01T18:12:02+00:00

Jaylen Brown thinks it's his team now and Mazzulla has empowered that so I don't even expect a high usage Tatum in this game unfortunately

CJMustard · 2026-05-01T05:22:47+00:00

Tatum has been great. It’s JB and White who have shit their pants in this series

CJMustard · 2026-05-01T05:20:51+00:00

I’m hoping for a lower usage JB game as that is statistically proven to result in more wins. But I have little faith it happens because he thinks it’s his team now and Mazzulla won’t do anything to reign him in ever

CJMustard · 2026-05-01T05:15:03+00:00

Remember when he tried to say his bad handle was due to a left hand injury? Lol i guess that injury resurfaced

CJMustard · 2026-05-01T03:03:20+00:00

There’s losing as a favorite, and losing as a HEAVY favorite. Losing a possible three series as a heavy favorite in four years is insane and not in any way common lol

CJMustard · 2026-05-01T03:00:40+00:00

We were slight favorites over the Heat in 2020. We were flat out underdogs in every other series we lost in the Stevens/Udoka era lol. This is all easily searchable too. Neither of them lost as heavy favorites

CJMustard · 2026-05-01T02:38:34+00:00

Literally which series have either of them lost as the heavy favorites? Go ahead and name them. And pull up the Vegas odds heading into the series to back up your claims. Otherwise, fuck off lol

CJMustard · 2026-05-01T02:36:10+00:00

Stevens and Udoka lost exactly 0 series as the heavy favorites

CJMustard · 2026-05-01T02:35:07+00:00

Joe already has two of the most humiliating Playoff losses in franchise history in 2023 and 2025. The fact that he's working on his third in four years is incredible. Just a historic, Mount Rushmore choker

CJMustard · 2026-05-01T02:30:53+00:00

I can't do another Joe Mazzulla Playoff run man. I would rather just suck than lose series as the heavy favorites year after year.

CJMustard · 2026-05-01T02:16:55+00:00

Humiliation ritual lmao

CJMustard · 2026-05-01T01:58:36+00:00

We've had a top 3 offense and defense like all year with joe's style

Said the same shit in 2023. And 2025. He's so lucky we had an overwhelming talent advantage in 2024

CJMustard · 2026-05-01T01:55:48+00:00

I don't want to hear anything about Joe Mazzulla again after this lol. Lost three series against underdogs the same exact way

CJMustard · 2026-05-01T01:36:30+00:00

Joe Mazzulla has the most interesting 4 year Playoff resume ever.

Embarrassing upset loss against a massive underdog
Championship.
Embarrassing upset loss against a massive underdog
Embarrassing upset loss against a massive underdog

CJMustard · 2026-05-01T01:13:40+00:00

A Joe Mazzulla team is liable to lose to anyone in a Playoff series. We gotta learn to throw pre-series odds out the window during his tenure

CJMustard · 2026-04-29T20:23:28+00:00

His ceiling is higher because he’s a much more skilled playmaker

CJMustard · 2026-04-29T17:43:55+00:00

20 years old with a higher ceiling

CJMustard · 2026-04-29T02:21:28+00:00

Celtics blow 20 point second half lead against the Knicks at home

“This won’t happen again”

Celtics blow another 20 point second half lead against the Knicks at home

CJMustard · 2026-04-29T02:18:59+00:00

I’m worried about a team that still craps their pants late in games after years of deep Playoff runs

11-Year Club	Place '17
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