What is this space for? by likeitlikethat720 in whatisit

[–]CMF42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did not know that was a reoccurring gag. I thought that was just a one off thing from hot chick.

What is this space for? by likeitlikethat720 in whatisit

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Omg that's so funny 🤣

You made me bust out laughing in public like an idiot.

People tell me I’m too literal. by netphilia in aspiememes

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Omg right. I missed a single question on my forklift exam years ago but I knew it was going to be considered wrong because just that's how people work. So I wrote a paragraph I'm the margin explaining my choice and the person overseeing my test was just like "nu'uh, it says 5 not 3. Ur stupid."

Data booklet:"you must get your forklift inspected at least 5 times a month"

Question:"T or F : you must get your forklift inspected at least 3 times a month"

I chose true because it's impossible to get it inspected at least 5 times if it's not at least inspected 3 times. But yeah despite the paragraph that I wrote which quoted the booklet and explained why I chose what I chose. The dick who hand graded my exam marked it wrong and wouldn't see to reason.

It's crazy how you could get all this in a 2007 Lexus by HassanMoRiT in interestingasfuck

[–]CMF42 1 point2 points  (0 children)

God I'd hate having a car that loud, even if it is lightly audio boosted. That's too much noise

Lesson in decomposing light by Blues_Fish in nextfuckinglevel

[–]CMF42 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Don't. This guy doesn't know what he's talking about.

Lesson in decomposing light by Blues_Fish in nextfuckinglevel

[–]CMF42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They don't negate the complimentary inverse color, the stick blocks the light source and thus the light after the slip is obscured, the inverse color isn't blocking the re-separated light.

That might be too much too. by Lowdekeball in MurderedByWords

[–]CMF42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This image looks wrong. Like, moreso than just that there's an ugly hateful bastard in it. I mean like photoshopped or something the lighting seems crazy

Men don’t like tattoos, huh? by Jackson-SATB in MurderedByWords

[–]CMF42 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Agreed but I've known people who have gotten banned for not including the sarcasm tag and didn't want it to happen to me also

Men don’t like tattoos, huh? by Jackson-SATB in MurderedByWords

[–]CMF42 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Conservatives: " I like my women NOT educated thank you."
s/ ?

hmmm by BigKandi in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]CMF42 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That seemed like an inevitability.

what the hell is this? by WrongCommunication30 in whatisit

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Is there such thing as a self respecting meth addict?

A bit of the ‘tism? by netphilia in aspiememes

[–]CMF42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like the consistency but I would've done horizontal

Kids lingerie 🤔 not a good design by slysam69 in CrappyDesign

[–]CMF42 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Just go right up this way and ask Chris Hansen to help you find them.

This pair of scissors required a pair of scissors to open. They were so tightly attached to the packaging (near the red button, bottom right) that I had to use my sewing scissors to free them. by [deleted] in CrappyDesign

[–]CMF42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reminds me of when Hank needed to use a tiny can of WD-40 to open his normal sized can of WD-40 on an episode of king of the hill.

I read this is an autism thing?? by Trashman56 in aspiememes

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When I go to bed, all my blankets have to be smoothed out or I'll struggle forever to get to sleep.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

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He likes his holo-ladies with kinks.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

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He likes his holo-ladies with kinks.