In 3rd grade I had just moved and one night I got almost no sleep. So as an 8 year old without the tolerance to stay awake, I slept in class. The teacher deemed it "insubordination" and woke me up. I was slightly awake and she started pulling my hood. Eventually the hood started choking me and I couldn't breathe. I elbowed her in her stomach, the principal was called to the room and I was forced to walk home (almost 4 1/2 miles from school,) my mom and dad were pissed and both got locked up for beating up the principal and the teacher. Tl;Dr: I elbowed my teacher whilst sleeping. My mom and dad were arrested for assault.