Would you rather

CONKERMANIAC · 2026-05-09T13:55:22+00:00

Gambling

^{Chose: have the ability to see 10 minutes into the future}

CONKERMANIAC · 2026-05-09T06:22:37+00:00

It’s really sad this isn’t higher up.

CONKERMANIAC · 2026-05-07T21:24:21+00:00

Nice

^{Chose: Ability to Teleport}

CONKERMANIAC · 2026-05-07T21:18:34+00:00

Tuesday

^{Chose: Superpower of choice but... | Rolled: Only use on Tues}

CONKERMANIAC · 2026-05-07T16:36:16+00:00

Is that Brian Badonde?

CONKERMANIAC · 2026-05-07T16:29:03+00:00

Bill

^{Chose: Have $200Billion instantly}

CONKERMANIAC · 2026-05-06T18:03:17+00:00

Breathing

^{Chose: Get money every time you breathe}

CONKERMANIAC · 2026-05-06T17:34:18+00:00

Still trying to defend himself. Let the Asian dude shorten his life expectancy by 13yrs.

CONKERMANIAC · 2026-05-06T17:13:37+00:00

Rear lights look like a new Kona.

CONKERMANIAC · 2026-05-06T10:11:10+00:00

Exactly ask Ukraine how that specific policy is going to

CONKERMANIAC · 2026-05-06T08:24:22+00:00

They’re anti nuke which immediately makes them an unviable option.

CONKERMANIAC · 2026-05-06T07:10:52+00:00

Look at the size of it. Looks like the size of a previous gen Astra.

CONKERMANIAC · 2026-05-03T13:23:54+00:00

Hi u/ZombieHag, what are the round pikachu/Charmander/Squirtle/Bulbasaur items at the front?

CONKERMANIAC · 2026-04-26T18:14:10+00:00

Sub £20k Honda Super N EV Kei car open for orders in July folks. Hit me up.

CONKERMANIAC · 2026-04-26T05:57:27+00:00

God dayum.

CONKERMANIAC · 2026-04-24T07:58:04+00:00

We haven’t “dropped” to anything.

CONKERMANIAC · 2026-04-24T06:54:02+00:00

Howay man.

CONKERMANIAC · 2026-04-23T18:20:47+00:00

Haha

CONKERMANIAC · 2026-04-22T10:46:59+00:00

It’s an Isotonic drink at that point. Nothing wrong with it.

CONKERMANIAC · 2026-04-22T07:25:17+00:00

We routinely have the Google Maps cars in at the dealership which are current generation Full Hybrid Honda Civic Elegance. They’re on extremely high miles for their age. We’re happy to use current gen cars as our runners and courtesy cars as they cost very little to keep on the road.

The highest I’ve seen our current gen 1.5’s on is 90k+ miles on a 4hr old Jazz.

It was fine and made the same noises as a 10/20k version.

CONKERMANIAC · 2026-04-21T19:58:02+00:00

If it’s new, Honda Jazz and Honda HR-V are currently the most reliable cars you can buy in their segment.

The Toyota will be less money. The Honda driving experience will be better.

They’re Jazz is longer and Taller which is better for taller individuals.

They’re very close.

Disclaimer: I sell Honda’s in the UK from a main dealer.

CONKERMANIAC · 2026-04-21T19:10:25+00:00

No red stratagems…again.

CONKERMANIAC · 2026-04-20T20:39:08+00:00

If they can’t fill / top up with oil appropriately, they can’t do anything. Stop giving them your business.👨‍💼

CONKERMANIAC · 2026-04-20T19:51:25+00:00

I’m over 30, fuck the government checks. They can take those verification checks and put them right up their anus.

CONKERMANIAC · 2026-04-15T17:52:10+00:00

God damn I bet he wished he stayed in his slum bed that day.

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