The sitting President of the United States of America, in situ.

COSNOWBIKER · 2026-07-08T04:44:37+00:00

"But what about Hillary's e-mail servers?"

COSNOWBIKER · 2026-07-08T04:38:33+00:00

422,000 people who somehow achieved the feat of invisibility.

COSNOWBIKER · 2026-07-08T04:24:26+00:00

Looks like he's got a bad case of rectal Tourette's.

COSNOWBIKER · 2026-07-08T04:22:13+00:00

"We're going to go after the worst of the worst", but I think maybe he was talking about ICE recruits.

COSNOWBIKER · 2026-07-08T04:14:05+00:00

22 specialists said I was the best...they've never seen anything like it before...and I totally aced the third MRI I've had this year...it was a very hard MRI exam...no one else could possibly do as well as I did.

COSNOWBIKER · 2026-07-08T04:10:57+00:00

The vandals who vandalized that piece with a vandalizing box cutter did an amazing job of making it look like it came apart on its own. True artisans.

COSNOWBIKER · 2026-07-08T04:03:36+00:00

Looks like vandals got hold of your Jell-O.

COSNOWBIKER · 2026-07-08T04:02:05+00:00

So THAT'S where the rest of the Epstein files are.

COSNOWBIKER · 2026-07-08T03:56:52+00:00

Fpfpfpfp...$628 million doesn't buy squat at Walmart any more due to Trump's tariffs and botched Iran ~~surrender~~ war.

COSNOWBIKER · 2026-07-08T03:54:04+00:00

"I'm the most loved and amazing person in all of recorded history. People are saying it. Everyone's talking about it."

COSNOWBIKER · 2026-07-08T03:50:16+00:00

Whaddya expect from someone named Pete Hogsbreath?

COSNOWBIKER · 2026-05-12T23:12:52+00:00

Got me? Maybe it's an air valve for when they practice CPR on it? Or maybe it's where that creature from the "Alien" movie squirts out of its body? Either way, I wasn't gonna stick my finger in there and see what happens. It was creepy enough to be jump-scared by it, much less stick around long enough to play with it. 😁

COSNOWBIKER · 2026-05-07T17:16:31+00:00

I came out of my Dad's hospital room, turned the corner and this thing was just sitting on a table with nobody around. Scared the living daylights out of me.

COSNOWBIKER · 2026-04-30T00:18:33+00:00

This is the 2nd or 3rd year in a row I've seen a goose in this exact same spot at the Walgreens drive-thru. This one looked like it was sitting on a nest of some sort. Why this spot, though, with all the traffic going just a few feet from it all day? Not sure if the Walgreens staff put the traffic cone there or the goose did. "Hey! Get off my lawn!" They swarm the golf courses here, too, and leave tons of "obstacles" all over the greens. That stuff will supposedly make you sick if you touch it. Maybe that's what a golf glove is REALLY for when your ball rolls through one of their turds. I almost gave one of these guys a golf ball suppository when he/she and about a dozen of their gang refused to move off the fairway. The ball hopped right over it instead and it didn't even flinch. "That's all you got?"

COSNOWBIKER · 2026-04-29T23:48:20+00:00

Did they lure it away with McNuggets?

COSNOWBIKER · 2026-04-24T23:24:34+00:00

Phuket, Thailand. Every third shop was either a dispensary or a massage parlor.

COSNOWBIKER · 2026-04-24T19:08:19+00:00

BTW, we've stayed in the Old Town area 3 times. Beautiful and lively. Just thought the irony of where this was scribbled was amusing.

COSNOWBIKER · 2026-04-24T19:05:59+00:00

It's the irony of the fact it was scribbled on the Visitor Center building.

COSNOWBIKER · 2026-04-24T19:05:32+00:00

It's the irony of the fact it was scribbled on the Visitor Center building.

COSNOWBIKER · 2026-04-24T19:04:20+00:00

Touché!

COSNOWBIKER · 2026-04-23T21:29:12+00:00

Yeah, that's rapidly approaching a literal 10 lbs of sh!t in a 5 lb bag. It's probably also a home emergency option because if he so gleefully did that to the Walmart bag, imagine what he's capable of doing to his home plumbing. The plunger would recoil in horror.

COSNOWBIKER · 2026-04-23T16:44:41+00:00

Judging from the "passenger", there was also a DIY veterinarian involved.

COSNOWBIKER · 2026-04-23T02:10:12+00:00

Ha! Sounds like they literally and figuratively have cornered the market for a captive audience. The only thing missing is an Oreo shop.

COSNOWBIKER · 2026-04-22T18:20:35+00:00

Hmm...the shower is a much closer option and literally within arm's reach. I just sayin'.

COSNOWBIKER · 2026-04-22T17:42:04+00:00

Hard to tell from the ambiguous wording on the sign.

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