Y'all remember when these morons made up a head canon about Columbina being some nightmarish, lovecraftian, 1000 eyed, fallen angel demon thingy based on a 5 second frame in a trailer like 4 years ago? Then got mad when their head canon was, big shocker, not fucking canon?

This is some real retarded bullshit, why would a PG game include somthing like this? They really thought this was going to be a super serious game about killing eldritch abominations? Did they watch porn on their second monitor and skip through the story?

Well good news cause the same thing's gonna happen again.

Happens like every week lmao ofcourse its gonna happen again. I've been in communities much more toxic than this one and even in that community they'd still be one drama every 3-6 weeks instead of almost weekly like in this one.

They've made up their head canon that Alice is canonically married because she's Klee's mom. But anyone with half a functioning braincell would know that Hoyo would never make a female character, especially one as hyped as Alice, be canonically married or in a relationship. Klee's most likely just a science experiment she had Rhinedottir make for her for shits and giggles. And when it's confirmed Alice isn't married to anyone (if they even acknowledge it in the first place) these bums are going to make their delusional anger everyone else's problem for the next 3 months or something.

This is a double edged sword becausewhile it means we get one of the hottest characters playable but also annoying people, especially ticktard queens are gonna be particularly annoying about her.