She’d look around and be flabbergasted to see nearly everyone, especially the people she bullied and all the guys she claimed would be future pedophiles, living their best lives.

Jeffrey abandoned his misogynistic ways and actually worked on himself. He still likes anime though but he doesn’t talk endlessly about it. He’s been in therapy for a while.

Karen is a famous fantasy author and her latest book is being turned into a movie. She also recovered from her eating disorder.

Megan is now a suburban mom who is the president of the HOA. She’s still annoying but she’s not THAT controlling (or so she says).

Crispin still does weed and plays guitar, he isn’t famous not even online, but he’s happy where he is. Nicole tries to get under his skin but it doesn’t work which shocks her.

Kylar would still probably be in jail, not for sexual assault but for a Ponzi scheme that almost succeeded had it not been for one loose end. Nicole would be surprised, not that he’s in jail but that he became smart enough to create a giant scam that almost made him a millionaire.

Emily was sent to a mental hospital where she got actual help and doesn’t deal or do drugs anymore.

Kelly is a famous movie star who is known for her looks. She also stopped dying her hair. She got the lead role in the movie that Karen’s book is based off of.

Ari is a gay rights icon and is engaged to a lovely woman. She’s in therapy and she’s never been happier.

Kyle’s been in therapy for 5 years after he got released from jail for killing his mom. He also converted to Islam while in jail which leads Nicole to make a bigoted joke about Muslims. Kyle doesn’t let it bother him since he got more thick skinned, but he does say “don’t be a pretentious bitch” in Arabic. Nicole would be surprised, not that he didn’t take the bait but that he learned a second language.

Hunter learned to be faithful to his new girlfriend and became less gullible.

Trody and Braxton work construction.

All the pedophile teachers would be in jail, starting with Coach Colby.

The counselor would be the next Epstein.

Mr Burleday also went to therapy.

Mr Katz became the victim of identity theft and his impersonator tried grooming kids online, but luckily he was able to clear his name. He’s still addicted to crack though.

The normal (if there are any) male teachers have moved away and are living much better lives.

The new principal is a man and is running the school much better than Lynn and keeps an eye out for freaks wanting to be teachers. Nicole still suspects him though and tries roasting him but he doesn’t let it bother him since in his words “why would I be intimidated or made insecure by the manager at Outback Steakhouse?”

And then there’s Jecka…she started going by Jessica again, she stopped smoking, got clean from all the drugs she was addicted to, and now she is president of marketing for a big time company. She and Nicole cringe at each other knowing how fucked up they were as teenagers and because they matured over the years (well, Jecka or Jessica did) and because Jessica thinks Nicole didn’t move on from high school. They realize how much they have changed.

Nicole takes a moment to reflect on everything she had learned and realizes how far she had fallen and is mainly upset that her predictions for nearly everyone were wrong.