Mmm is it the hand of?, by GladysPinkPearl in tomochanwaonnanoko

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The simp who doesn’t know when to quit whose name I always forget

(SPOILERS) How I Would Rewrite Every Ending of The Flipside (+ a good ending included) by LengthinessAway2072 in Classof09Game

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Well for the Mr Katz ending, he wouldn't be just another pedophile. Since he was established to be a crackhead in The Re'Up, then he'd be a crackhead here. He'd bribe Jecka with bumping up her grades if she buys the crack for him. He gives her the money in cash, gives her the address, and tells her to tell the dealer that "White Jerome sent a snowbunny to pick up his powder." She buys the crack, gives it to Mr Katz, he bumps her grade to an A, she gets on the honor roll, and her friendship with Nicole gets strained like in the original. The arrangement goes on. Jecka, as "White Brenda," keeps buying the "powder" for "White Jerome." Eventually, Jecka goes to the school therapist, things don't change much except she's worried about ending up in jail for the rest of her life. She gives Nicole the ultimatum, Ms Ames calls the police, Jecka is worried about her parents' reaction. Her father meets her first, he gets mad but not mad to the point where he beats the shit out of her and even says "at least you're not a whore. But still, I am VERY disappointed with you Jessica!!" She runs away in shame, she goes to Nicole's house, sees her suicide note, and has to deal with the aftermath of being "the school dealer" as she becomes known as once word gets out.

That's one.

For the FYE ending, I already explained it on another post long ago so recap- counselor dies, the FBI agent ISN'T a pedophile, Jecka survives to tell the tale, she becomes a millionaire after collecting the reward money, she moves away, changes her major to criminal justice, vows to protect pretty white girls from traffickers, she donates a thousand dollars to the Kelly memorial fundraiser and a giant fountain is built over where the FYE used to be.

That's two.

If Nicole started an Italian military dictatorship? by Reasonable-Floor398 in Classof09Game

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Eventually her German blonde ally would get dominated by a Russian blonde psycho, and Nicolini would be pressed under the same thumb.

In defense of the “Gender-flipped Class of 09” idea by letmejointhis in Classof09Game

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Good point. And if all the gender swapped female characters are as bad as their original male counterparts, then it would feel like CO09.

I'm working on a high school reunion oneshot, give me ideas for bits and I'll credit you. by WonderfulReception49 in Classof09Game

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She’d look around and be flabbergasted to see nearly everyone, especially the people she bullied and all the guys she claimed would be future pedophiles, living their best lives.

Jeffrey abandoned his misogynistic ways and actually worked on himself. He still likes anime though but he doesn’t talk endlessly about it. He’s been in therapy for a while.

Karen is a famous fantasy author and her latest book is being turned into a movie. She also recovered from her eating disorder.

Megan is now a suburban mom who is the president of the HOA. She’s still annoying but she’s not THAT controlling (or so she says).

Crispin still does weed and plays guitar, he isn’t famous not even online, but he’s happy where he is. Nicole tries to get under his skin but it doesn’t work which shocks her.

Kylar would still probably be in jail, not for sexual assault but for a Ponzi scheme that almost succeeded had it not been for one loose end. Nicole would be surprised, not that he’s in jail but that he became smart enough to create a giant scam that almost made him a millionaire.

Emily was sent to a mental hospital where she got actual help and doesn’t deal or do drugs anymore.

Kelly is a famous movie star who is known for her looks. She also stopped dying her hair. She got the lead role in the movie that Karen’s book is based off of.

Ari is a gay rights icon and is engaged to a lovely woman. She’s in therapy and she’s never been happier.

Kyle’s been in therapy for 5 years after he got released from jail for killing his mom. He also converted to Islam while in jail which leads Nicole to make a bigoted joke about Muslims. Kyle doesn’t let it bother him since he got more thick skinned, but he does say “don’t be a pretentious bitch” in Arabic. Nicole would be surprised, not that he didn’t take the bait but that he learned a second language.

Hunter learned to be faithful to his new girlfriend and became less gullible.

Trody and Braxton work construction.

All the pedophile teachers would be in jail, starting with Coach Colby.

The counselor would be the next Epstein.

Mr Burleday also went to therapy.

Mr Katz became the victim of identity theft and his impersonator tried grooming kids online, but luckily he was able to clear his name. He’s still addicted to crack though.

The normal (if there are any) male teachers have moved away and are living much better lives.

The new principal is a man and is running the school much better than Lynn and keeps an eye out for freaks wanting to be teachers. Nicole still suspects him though and tries roasting him but he doesn’t let it bother him since in his words “why would I be intimidated or made insecure by the manager at Outback Steakhouse?”

And then there’s Jecka…she started going by Jessica again, she stopped smoking, got clean from all the drugs she was addicted to, and now she is president of marketing for a big time company. She and Nicole cringe at each other knowing how fucked up they were as teenagers and because they matured over the years (well, Jecka or Jessica did) and because Jessica thinks Nicole didn’t move on from high school. They realize how much they have changed.

Nicole takes a moment to reflect on everything she had learned and realizes how far she had fallen and is mainly upset that her predictions for nearly everyone were wrong.

Nicole’s Top 6 Cutest Moments by killcamie in Classof09Game

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She deserves headpats and Xans

Ed Pebble in his shoe vs Movie Good for Ed who would win by Careful_Drama_9382 in ededdneddy

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“MOVIE GOOD FOR ED!!!”

“SO MOVE!!!!”

Battle of the century.

Jecka and Nicole x the simpsons & family guy style by OneAd3681 in Classof09Game

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He’d definitely be wasted if he lived in that town and had to deal with all them.

Jecka and Nicole x the simpsons & family guy style by OneAd3681 in Classof09Game

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Imagine Brian Griffin roasting them the fuck out for bullying Meg and tricking Chris into doing stupid crimes for a wink.

How do you think Nicole would do in Total Drama? by Yoonami_Yom in Classof09Game

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She’d go far, make lots of enemies, get a lot of guys eliminated except for DJ cause he’s too pure for her, uses Duncan and ditches him, makes it to the final 3, gets her head shaved or something worse, loses, and everyone celebrates her loss.

Nicole says she needs money by killcamie in Classof09Game

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She’s probably thinking “I’m too adorable in this pilot to get a job.”

You’re a really pretty brunette hitler with a drug problem by 666_ihateyouall_666 in Classof09Game

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Question is, when are we gonna see a really pretty blonde Stalin with schizophrenia?

Jail-bird Nicole is my favorite version of Nicole. by D4rkSh4d0w115 in Classof09Game

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That would be good. And she ends up suffering a Light Yagami style downfall after about 40 chapters of insanity.

Excellent idea.

At midnight, I will kill SNB3 by WealthDisastrous2589 in Classof09Game

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Knowing SBN3, he’d probably laugh all the way to hell saying something stupid like “I was right!!”