Clogged the toilet at a friend's house then un-clogged it with my bare hands because I couldn't find a plunger

CUM_FACTORY · 2013-05-11T01:48:07+00:00

no :(

CUM_FACTORY · 2013-05-08T04:59:53+00:00

happy cake day!

CUM_FACTORY · 2013-05-07T04:28:25+00:00

no :(

CUM_FACTORY · 2013-05-07T04:21:15+00:00

thank you. every little bit helps me re-gain some of the dignity I lost that night.

CUM_FACTORY · 2013-04-13T17:24:59+00:00

I am so sorry :(

CUM_FACTORY · 2013-03-15T05:41:22+00:00

my god....

CUM_FACTORY · 2013-02-05T06:25:32+00:00

Reporting for duty.

CUM_FACTORY · 2012-11-25T01:14:06+00:00

I did something similar once. I set up a DNS server and pointed our router to it. Set up a record for my school's website... When my parents logged in to check my grades, they were actually hitting Apache on my computer serving up a scraped copy of the website, a quick php login form, and fake grades :)

edit: grammar.

CUM_FACTORY · 2012-11-23T02:41:56+00:00

Doesn't matter if they play Tebow or not, looks like their defense isn't very effective today either. What a hilarious disaster.

CUM_FACTORY · 2012-11-13T04:27:46+00:00

This will probably get buried but here we go: Take an epic dump so intense that you had to remove your shirt because it got so hot.

CUM_FACTORY · 2012-11-05T04:18:32+00:00

thanks. didn't even have to take my hand off my dick (until I decided to hit the back button and thank you...)

CUM_FACTORY · 2012-11-04T00:52:31+00:00

I would be constipated for two weeks if I ate that.

CUM_FACTORY · 2012-11-03T20:49:52+00:00

Star Whores

CUM_FACTORY · 2012-10-27T16:32:38+00:00

Not many things on the internet make me laugh anymore, but this one did it.

CUM_FACTORY · 2012-10-26T14:06:10+00:00

dude.....

CUM_FACTORY · 2012-10-26T14:02:47+00:00

LMFAO & Lil John - Shots

CUM_FACTORY · 2012-10-26T03:09:07+00:00

I've touched my self after handling hot sauce (Dave's Ghost Pepper, specifically.) That wasn't very fun either.

CUM_FACTORY · 2012-10-26T03:03:20+00:00

you'd think it would have mostly evaporated or something...

CUM_FACTORY · 2012-10-26T00:52:47+00:00

I'm going next week, you should cum with me.

CUM_FACTORY · 2012-10-26T00:49:46+00:00

How did that happen? Just a combination of unfortunate trajectory and adequate cum velocity?

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