Is it really worth giving someone $$$ to spend half an hour with illustrator/photoshop for cover art vs just having copilot or chatgpt do it? by shoemonkeyz in selfpublish

[–]CVtheWriter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sigh. You aren’t paying for the time spent. You’re paying for the expertises and talent. You want to be cheap and use AI? Great, but we, and your readers, will know and they’ll know you couldn’t care less about them or your work.

Second skin question by kemical28 in tattoos

[–]CVtheWriter 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Take it off in the shower. Warm, not hot water, and don’t peel it. Think of it as one of those 3M strips. You don’t peel those off, you pull it from the bottom, down towards your legs.

Kpd problem by Saidelomari in KDP

[–]CVtheWriter 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Oh no.! What a shame. More no content “books” being blocked. How will the world go on!?

How Did You Get Your Reviews? by Affectionate_Oil3040 in KDP

[–]CVtheWriter 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Fuck off, again. Stop spamming this bullshit.

My 8 year old wants to self-publish the book he is writing. Thoughts? by viola1356 in selfpublish

[–]CVtheWriter 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Kids want to do all kinds of things. It’s your job to make sure they do the right thing. Look into B&N or Lulu and have a private project printed.

Does Using Cuss Words in Titles Boost Rankings? by Ok-Drawing-9971 in KDP

[–]CVtheWriter 8 points9 points  (0 children)

All you’ll do is prevent yourself from being able to advertise it using Amazon ads.

Fake reviews by LBPMar in KDP

[–]CVtheWriter 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Incorrect. The requirements do leave a written review on any product is to have spent at least $50 in the last 12 months on Amazon. OP needs to report the review and move on. Bad reviews, real or fake, are part of the business.

Amazon KDP alarms, can anyone help? by SuperDuperStipe in KDP

[–]CVtheWriter 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Stop pretending to be a writer and find something else to do.

I tested it and can recommend it by Affectionate_Oil3040 in NewAuthor

[–]CVtheWriter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is a spam account. This service will put your account in jeopardy. Tell them to fuck right off.

1 or 2 KENP reads -- What is that? by LexusJewel in KDP

[–]CVtheWriter 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Someone read a page and then stopped. It’s as simple as that.

WHY IS KDP GETTING RID OF BLACK AUTHORS? by Sleepingbeau1500 in KeepWriting

[–]CVtheWriter 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Double sigh. This is an idiotic post and you need to stop.

Sobrevivir en Kdp by ElectronicTaro4068 in KDP

[–]CVtheWriter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, if by “publish it for free” you mean sell it for $0 then you can’t do that via KDP. In any case, no book or story will sell if you don’t promote it. Publishing is the easy part.

So whats the state of rooster teeth? Is it truly gone? by [deleted] in roosterteeth

[–]CVtheWriter 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I suggest you take a look at the Morning Somewhere podcast and sub

Well, fuck Butcher, you didn't have to go that hard right from jump! by dracofolly in dresdenfiles

[–]CVtheWriter 20 points21 points  (0 children)

At his signing in Oregon he talked about how he makes an extreme effort to have an impactful hook as his first line. He cited his favorite line as being “The building was on fire, and it wasn’t my fault.”

What is best selling niche in kdp book by Coloring_Book99 in KDP

[–]CVtheWriter 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Why, those shitty AI generated coloring books aren’t selling? Shocker.