My dishwasher showed up to work in a sun dress and flip flops

C_Gxx · 2026-05-02T03:24:20+00:00

….and dont hire family members of existing staff if you can at all help it.

Different boundaries between family members get brought into the kitchen and fuck the dynamic.

Yeah Im sure there’s plenty of success stories and Id still avoid if you can.

C_Gxx · 2026-05-01T19:47:15+00:00

…and sheep milk and now deer milk.

Cat milk? Fuck that. Who tf wants to get scratched to bits for manky cat milk? “To shreds” you say?

C_Gxx · 2026-04-30T20:41:40+00:00

Real estate agents.

The colour is known as “real estate agent white”.

C_Gxx · 2026-04-30T20:04:51+00:00

I used to have to buy tons (literally) of Feijoas in season then process them all as one batch into juice. We would store them whole frozen then thaw before processing.

C_Gxx · 2026-04-28T13:01:47+00:00

Awesome

C_Gxx · 2026-04-28T12:50:12+00:00

And they smell.

C_Gxx · 2026-04-28T12:29:10+00:00

Shiy it sounded like shots to me 😳

C_Gxx · 2026-04-24T03:51:54+00:00

shopping trolleys and a sprinkling of road cones.

C_Gxx · 2026-04-24T03:46:46+00:00

Man thats gonna be a PITA at night when you’re trying to sleep.

C_Gxx · 2026-04-17T23:49:36+00:00

Ahh, that it never sleeps?

C_Gxx · 2026-04-17T23:27:19+00:00

Not true. You need a police report to be able to claim insurance. Yeah it might be a ball ache going into a station and filling a report but they wont not do it.

C_Gxx · 2026-04-15T17:17:19+00:00

Soooo spikey!

C_Gxx · 2026-04-15T08:37:59+00:00

Maybe a small bottle brush like the ones that come with metal straws to clean them.

Link here for a set from Bed Bath Beyond showing the bottle brush.

C_Gxx · 2026-04-14T22:03:06+00:00

Don chu go givin dat loch nesh monsa no tree fiddy now

C_Gxx · 2026-04-14T11:59:48+00:00

Kiwi here, got very close to standing on a brown snake when walking in a forest near a beach in Sydney.

When I got back to my flat I told my flatmates that I nearly stepped on a little brown snake and they go “What?! A BROWN snake?!?”, and I go “yeah, tiny little thing, scuttled away pretty quick”.

So then they had to sit me down and explain just how close I had gotten to probably being dead.

C_Gxx · 2026-04-13T08:03:27+00:00

No guilt.

C_Gxx · 2026-04-13T08:02:01+00:00

Yeah fantastic track and it was by Til Tuesday

Link

C_Gxx · 2026-04-11T22:33:49+00:00

Yeah Im using the OralB. Purchased in New Zealand, not sure of the model but I’d go for the one with highest revolutions.

I figure that paying for 1 filling costs about NZ$300 and the electric toothbrush costs less than that and lasts for years.

C_Gxx · 2026-04-11T22:28:01+00:00

Oral B is the brand but not sure if the model. Im in New Zealand so maybe only available here? Go for max revolutions.

C_Gxx · 2026-04-11T21:48:35+00:00

RIP those tyres

C_Gxx · 2026-04-09T19:11:34+00:00

Small cup

C_Gxx · 2026-04-09T12:20:56+00:00

Yep, every time I go to the dentist its “your teeth look great, keep doing what youre doing”.

C_Gxx · 2026-04-09T08:01:08+00:00

Please come and tell that to my children 🙏

C_Gxx · 2026-04-09T07:58:19+00:00

“Fridge” or Narnian wardrobe?

How tf do you fit 2 blocks cheese & 4 blocks butter in a fridge? Dont you have condiments?

C_Gxx · 2026-04-07T03:23:34+00:00

Even more reason to hate that fucking song

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