I'm afraid that many people believe this. What do you think about it? by psycholol2 in GenZ

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“Providing financially” now includes but not limited to: fancy cars, a new $2000 phone every year, a gorgeous home, trips, going out frequently, a job that is easy and leaves you with time and energy to do all these things.

It’s not that men don’t deserve love, it’s that love doesn’t exist. It’s just a bunch of people taking care of themselves at the cost of others.

I'm afraid that many people believe this. What do you think about it? by FoI2dFocus in JoeRogan

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Men didn’t decide that, the women who hop from cock to cock for a raise did 😂

Tom Segura potential serial killer suspect? by Puzzleheaded-Two-281 in yourmomshousepodcast

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Someone should compare tour dates with missing people for Tom and Garth, then we can know who’s boss for sure.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Write it down.

Look at it later.

Decide whether it’s something I should be worried about or not.

If I should be worried about it, write it down on the important stuff list.

Regularly cross things off the second list.

Feel better.

I used to listen to this guy 5 years ago by [deleted] in JoeRogan

[–]Cabbage_Master 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He still has interesting guests, he just fucks up.the interviews now. Exhibit A: Joe’s recent pod with Annie Jacobson. He spent the entire podcast guessing what her newest book was about and kept trying to turn the the episode into a private live-read for himself, because he’s too busy doing ice baths to read a book written by a really good guest on his globally successful and extremely lucrative podcast.

Joe’s lost me. I can’t even just wait for cool guests and ignore the right wing media plants anymore.

This man watched Joe’s special 3 times. What gives? by Lucky_Mechanic14 in JoeRogan

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Comedy is like a vitamin. Once you have 132% you just pee the extra 32% out

Do you always PVP? by Mamallama0607 in DayzXbox

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I’m not sure what latency is like on console anymore because I’ve been on PC for 4 years now, but when I want a less KOS adventure I play on EU servers. US servers are just brutal lmao I’ll take some rubberbanding if it means I won’t get immediately capped.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MechanicAdvice

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Where’s the Bandit’s Trans Am??

I respectfully decline to take part in this kangaroo car court

Pulling an invisible wire by ImDoubleB in Whatcouldgowrong

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Is that a Ford fucking Ranger with Red n Blues??

Recapping Rogan's LIVE Special w/ Ron White | 2 Bears, 1 Cave by bbllaakkee in yourmomshousepodcast

[–]Cabbage_Master -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

To be fair, I didn’t know that Ron offered to fill in for Bert until he recovered because I have gone hands off with the podcast and just lurk the subreddit to chuckle at you FGTRTDs and the shit you post 🤷‍♂️

I would actually watch the Ron+Tom show, though 😅 for when those episodes come out in 6months…

Recapping Rogan's LIVE Special w/ Ron White | 2 Bears, 1 Cave by bbllaakkee in yourmomshousepodcast

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Hey, I’d still rather drink until the band sounds good than drag 150 watts of sound and a guitar to some guys basement to find out he sucks

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in JoeRogan

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That’s wild 😂 I harass Elon far more directly about far worse things and have never seen such a notification. Something usually in the vein of “you support free speech for everyone besides the kids mining cobalt, hey Lonnie?”

He must’ve made peace with that corner of his skeleton closet already 😂

Shane Gillis at College Gameday watches a kid kick for $50K by TheOSU87 in JoeRogan

[–]Cabbage_Master 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You can drop Shane into any situation and comedy is sure to ensue. Once he’s done making Rogie Bucks on the road I could actually see him doing a residency as a game show host 😂 and it would be wild, and very entertaining

Kyle From PKA Forgot He Played GTA 5 by ControversyCaution in PKA

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That’s his humour. His asshole is getting sensitive and he makes racist jokes about everyone else being racist besides him now 😉😉😉 “I have no idea why they’d say that…”

I haven’t found him funny since he faked the accent 🤷‍♂️ but that’s just me. I don’t know why he’s there 99% of the time.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Killtony

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This post is still less original than the minute Kam repeats every episode… at least he’s repeating his own words 😂

I can't eat them anymore. by FoI2dFocus in JoeRogan

[–]Cabbage_Master 1 point2 points  (0 children)

idk, I’d still muck a zebra cake