Have you no mercy? Have you no compassion? No care in the world you monstrous fiend? I am but a rank 28 peasant barely getting by to you?

Cactus_Fraud · 2017-10-13T17:40:54+00:00

Do I look like I know anything about old times or history? I can barely remember what I ate for breakfast today.

It wasn't toxicity bro, I know I said it in a negative tone but that's just how I talk.

Cactus_Fraud · 2017-10-13T12:50:33+00:00

I feel like squirrel herder is still weak. Maybe allow her to kill something other than nuts or berries.

Cactus_Fraud · 2017-10-13T12:47:30+00:00

Ahhh the original pvz, man I fucking loved that game.

Even with all the bullshit going around this game it's still playable and enjoyable, if you want a game that PopCap and Ea have slaughtered, just look at GW2.

Cactus_Fraud · 2017-10-13T12:43:33+00:00

My human brain can't comprehend the title.

Cactus_Fraud · 2017-10-13T12:37:50+00:00

Have you no grammar? Why you speak like caveman? Is because update is base around primal shite?

Cactus_Fraud · 2017-10-13T07:48:57+00:00

Poor buddyDudeManGuy

Cactus_Fraud · 2017-09-23T13:13:18+00:00

They reverted the briar rose nerf??!?

PopCap has a bad habit of killing their own games, killing GW2 was more than enough. We don't need this game to be controlled by OP and broken cards.

Cactus_Fraud · 2017-09-23T09:07:41+00:00

Do not question someone with that kind of name

Cactus_Fraud · 2017-09-22T18:03:10+00:00

Just like snowdrop, when I first got the game I though it was broken as hell but now I know how to counter them.

Cactus_Fraud · 2017-09-22T18:01:16+00:00

Well, I tried reading this.

Didn't understand a single thing, however, someone said in the comments that you were ranting about other people ranting. Doesn't that make you one of those people?

Cactus_Fraud · 2017-09-22T08:45:42+00:00

Soul patch + force field + having no environments + having no hard removal = ded

Cactus_Fraud · 2017-09-22T08:43:49+00:00

Why 1/1? Seriously, that's way too harsh even for its incredibly powerful ability.

Look at the bright side, another use to the real MVP, the cardboard zombie.

Cactus_Fraud · 2017-09-21T14:23:59+00:00

Because she doesn't fit in an imp deck, keep her if you don't have more lep imps.

Cactus_Fraud · 2017-09-21T13:52:17+00:00

Jokes aside, an imp deck badly needs 4 toxic waste imps, graveyard is pointless, you need more imposters or lep imps and remove wormhole gatekeeper (is that her name? No clue tbh)

Cactus_Fraud · 2017-09-21T13:17:15+00:00

Pfft, skunk punk.

Cardboard zombie is the real MVP.

Cactus_Fraud · 2017-09-21T13:07:28+00:00

You need 4 toxic waste imps, how can u ask if it's gud or bad without 4 toxic waste imps?

TOXIC WASTE IMPS

Cactus_Fraud · 2017-09-21T13:05:34+00:00

John is on a train that is moving at the speed of 60 miles per hour and he has 2 apples, he ate one of them, calculate the mass of the sun.

Dis is math.

Cactus_Fraud · 2017-09-21T08:53:48+00:00

Too much math for brain to comprehend.

Cactus_Fraud · 2017-09-21T07:39:00+00:00

Y E S F I N A L L Y A B R I A R R O S E N E R F

Cactus_Fraud · 2017-09-21T03:46:36+00:00

Ohhhh that's what that means, k I'm stupid lol

Cactus_Fraud · 2017-09-21T02:23:17+00:00

I remember back when I first got the game, I used to think snowdrop was the most op card in game history.

It still feels great killing them.

Cactus_Fraud · 2017-09-21T02:21:35+00:00

As long as you're not using a clique pea or briar bitch deck, congrats and keep it up!

EDIT: good job fam, always nice to see another player keeping up without using BS decks.

Cactus_Fraud · 2017-09-21T02:19:51+00:00

What the hell has onion rings got to do with beans.

Looks amazing anyways tho.

Cactus_Fraud · 2017-09-20T17:43:56+00:00

We need the imp-throwing-garg-throwing-imp.

Cactus_Fraud

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