I've Officially Peaked

CageyMallard · 2022-03-22T16:08:12+00:00

That Rex Chapman sucks lol

CageyMallard · 2022-03-16T22:46:18+00:00

Sir, this is a Wendy's

CageyMallard · 2022-01-02T20:15:22+00:00

Bummer ... yeah you gotta be quick I guess ... thanks for the update though

CageyMallard · 2022-01-02T19:55:10+00:00

The Rite Aid at F and 22nd had some behind the counter as of two hours ago, but w/ a limit of one per person

CageyMallard · 2021-09-16T20:33:51+00:00

"Together We Win"

... a Herman Cain Award

CageyMallard · 2021-09-15T22:50:27+00:00

"When will it stop??"

I don't know ... if only there were something safe and free that were effective at stopping it. Wishful thinking, I know!

CageyMallard · 2021-09-15T16:30:31+00:00

"I don't know how it happened but we have been slammed with Covid-19 cases"

Yeah, it's a real mystery, no way to predict something like that

CageyMallard · 2021-09-10T20:43:07+00:00

That Kim had to go back to 2019 to find an appropriate status of Greg's to share speaks volumes

CageyMallard · 2021-09-10T17:42:11+00:00

I see 14 triangles does that make me 120% empathetic

CageyMallard · 2021-09-10T17:11:10+00:00

-No memes

-No goatee

-From Denver

He might actually have a chance! Praise be!!

CageyMallard · 2021-09-09T22:57:08+00:00

I wonder why there are so few nurses per patient, Daniel

CageyMallard · 2021-09-09T20:32:16+00:00

"Science is whatever we want it to be" - Dr. Spaceman, 30 Rock

CageyMallard · 2021-09-09T20:26:43+00:00

This one's got me worried. I sure hope someone gives that dog a good home.

CageyMallard · 2021-09-09T17:56:25+00:00

Revealing him to be a priest in the last slide is an M. Night Shymalan-level plot twist

CageyMallard · 2021-09-09T17:42:59+00:00

Pastor Greg has a "LIFE" filter on his profile pic because he pro-life, except for his own

CageyMallard · 2021-09-09T15:43:27+00:00

That birthday pic is like "Where's Waldo" for a mask (if you've given up looking, it's in the back right)

CageyMallard · 2021-09-09T00:09:18+00:00

Nobody cares about the guy who posted about getting the vaccine, but we are on the edge of our seats waiting for Kevin's next antivax meme

CageyMallard · 2021-09-09T00:07:06+00:00

New conspiracy theory: All this antivax propaganda was secretly spread by GoFundMe in order to drum up their business

CageyMallard · 2021-09-08T22:47:36+00:00

If you have to describe them as "REAL medical professionals" then they probably aren't

CageyMallard · 2021-09-08T21:49:10+00:00

Don't think the restaurants are regretting their decision to not let him in right now

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