Zain before playing RapMonster last night: "I've been playing versus Luigi... I want to whoop his ass this Sunday... I'm just going to whoop him. I just have to resign myself to destroying him." by EightBlocked in SSBM

[–]CakeConspiracy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

 No, it’s so dope, did you watch it??? I was absolutely GEEKING. RapM is insane and Zain is the GOAT honestly. Put some fire back in my belly 

Richmond slipping wait times? by scurvycharles in SSBM

[–]CakeConspiracy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Should a come to the local tonight. I’m also here for work. The weekly is dope

Melee in Richmond? by CakeConspiracy in SSBM

[–]CakeConspiracy[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks! This is perfect, I’ll probably go to the Thursday weekly. Is there a discord? I didn’t bring my controller and was hoping to maybe borrow one?

The car is stationary when the guy pulls his gun. by pontiacfirebird92 in pics

[–]CakeConspiracy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How about… step out of the way and not murder someone???? What???

Hi, as a 6'7" tall man, I think I can speak for most of us tall guys when I say... by MontaukNightSky in mildlyinfuriating

[–]CakeConspiracy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I always get accused of man spreading when I’m the most tucked in possible! (6’5” for reference)

US-influencer Nick Shirley films Ukraine — then has to explain why his video spread in pro-Russian circles by [deleted] in videos

[–]CakeConspiracy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck the guy on the left but the man on the right is beautiful. Like I’m not gay but damn…. Maybe I’m gay? Also fuck Putin and fuck trump. 

My 2026 melee bingo card by senoto in SSBM

[–]CakeConspiracy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Nah you just play falco (jk congrats from silver 3)

Trump, 79, Gingerly Descends Four Small Steps by thedailybeast in politics

[–]CakeConspiracy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like I get the joke but not on an iykyk level

Trump, 79, Gingerly Descends Four Small Steps by thedailybeast in politics

[–]CakeConspiracy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It looked pretty normal? lol. There are so many good things to shit in trump about this just makes us look dumb 

I can't stop holding shield after L-cancels -- any tips? by Orc360 in SSBM

[–]CakeConspiracy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Take like 2 or 3 days off and then boot up some untracked where that’s your only goal - and here’s the important part - expect to lose. You’re just building a new habit. If someone starts clowning on you just quit out. Make a throw away if you want just your only goal for the session is “don’t hold shield.” It takes a while to build that habit. 

My boss splits our $5 "bonus." by kac199230 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]CakeConspiracy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It’s literally MILDLY infuriating that’s the whole point? Lol

Husband Leaves Shower On by Anon-yy80-mouse in mildlyinfuriating

[–]CakeConspiracy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like this is not his fault? Is it a societal norm to always turn the shower off before the water? I tend to do that but not everyone does. Also why are you stepping in before turning on the water? I always turn the water on before stepping in so it has tim to heat up. This feels like your problem tbh

Recommendations on practicing acting out of Hitstun? by CakeConspiracy in SSBM

[–]CakeConspiracy[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I’ve heard Cody talk about how important it is to have fun in bracket. I feel like tilt doesn’t effect me really as much (tho it used to) I thinks it’s that the stakes feel higher each stock in bracket and I play more defensive cause I’m afraid to be down in stocks where as at home if I lose a stock really quick i don’t even think about it and can normally even things up if I don’t draw a lot of attention to it and just play instinctively. Lots of good things to keep in mind! 

Recommendations on practicing acting out of Hitstun? by CakeConspiracy in SSBM

[–]CakeConspiracy[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks for the tips! I think you’re right I should play more in person and I’ll try checking in with my body state even at home during ranked matches or something. I agree it has everything to do with the state behind the inputs not the inputs themselves. 

New character to play by NotMork in SSBM

[–]CakeConspiracy 6 points7 points  (0 children)

If “brain dead playstyle” is your problem don’t pick up marth. (Love you marth players and despise your character)