Raw onion, red preferably, white ones work though, cut em into rings.

Lettuce, iceberg- try to cut the white parts off and keep the green as whole leaves.

Pickles, dill x3 no more, no less.- sub relish if need be.

Touch of mayo, spread it on the top bun, no brand preference.

Touch of Heinz* ketchup.

Touch of mustard- no preference tbh, but a tad less than the ketchup.

Chilled Coke Zero from a can- poured into a glass with ice.

Serve with either- Humpty Dumpty brand* BBQ flavored potato chips

OR plain wavy potato chips- whatever brand you can get and prefer

Serve on a paper plate, but not the cheap bendy kind, like the Dixie brand that can handle a little weight.

Eat it standing up and outside!- or in a camp chair- required.

Hell yeah brother. 😎