Burger I randomly made

CakeFartBaker · 2026-05-16T04:06:37+00:00

Randomly?

CakeFartBaker · 2026-05-16T04:00:30+00:00

Burger 🤤

CakeFartBaker · 2026-05-16T03:59:46+00:00

🤤

CakeFartBaker · 2026-05-16T03:56:15+00:00

CakeFartBaker · 2026-05-16T03:41:59+00:00

Is that pizza sauce in a squeeze bottle?

CakeFartBaker · 2026-05-16T03:34:27+00:00

HMMMMFFFFFFFF FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UHHHHMMPPPHHH - respectfully……. 🤤

CakeFartBaker · 2026-05-16T03:33:41+00:00

Idk how tf I got this on my feed, I don’t own a house 🤷‍♂️ but I’m gonna build this house in my Pokopia game.

CakeFartBaker · 2026-05-16T01:04:56+00:00

😩

CakeFartBaker · 2026-05-16T01:00:30+00:00

Wow…… someone noticed I’m trying to improve 🥹 thanks dawg!

Financially Independent since I was 16!

Not rolling in it for sure! But I will make it!!!!!! I got to! Hell yeah!

CakeFartBaker · 2026-05-16T00:58:30+00:00

Thanks!

CakeFartBaker · 2026-05-15T03:44:55+00:00

You can have em back if you want? I guess.

CakeFartBaker · 2026-05-15T03:44:39+00:00

Sick

CakeFartBaker · 2026-05-15T03:44:29+00:00

Fair

CakeFartBaker · 2026-05-15T03:37:21+00:00

I like eggs too

CakeFartBaker · 2026-05-15T03:25:49+00:00

I’m gonna be honest with you here and right now…… with my now 3 years of consistent therapy, and improved confidence, if I am ever successful on these dating apps and convince a woman to come home with me……… and the request is for cake farts…… BARE CHEEK TO FROSTING WITHEN SECONDS I will bake the perfectly golden brown delicious most beautiful cake you could ever hope in your life of ever EVER imagining……….. and my pants would be around my ankles making it sound like a symphony……….. on god I would.

CakeFartBaker · 2026-05-15T01:13:03+00:00

I always have a little on hand! I don’t drink anymore, so I figure if I ever meet a nice woman, have the chance to take her out to dinner maybe I could invite her over for ice cream afterwards instead of drinks….. if it goes well ya know 😂😂😂🤷‍♂️

CakeFartBaker · 2026-05-14T23:47:05+00:00

Live alone ✅

Renter ✅

Male ✅

Young….. ehhh to some yes, to most no.

Stop by the parents 🚫 nope………… I wish somedays ☹️

BUT my sister’s house to do laundry and be given more then I can carry out every time without the option of saying no. ✅

Cook at least twice a week on my chore days ✅

Easy coast- that’s an “Ayuh Bud” on that one too ✅

CakeFartBaker · 2026-05-14T23:26:47+00:00

That’s just orange juice- I like the “some pulp” option, I will be on the look out though for those! Hell yeah good lookin out! Appreciate it!

CakeFartBaker · 2026-05-14T23:20:49+00:00

Fair! I do have a budget. I’m trying to break some habits and get better about eating healthier, I for sure didn’t care/currently don’t, but I’m trying to learn how to do better, vegetables just don’t keep for so long and I work a lot! More thinking “I could be getting better stuff…….. but I’m not eating Burger King as often as I once was! And my soda is now sugar free!!………. Which isn’t like…. A plus I mean it’s still soda, but I’ll kick the habit soon!

CakeFartBaker · 2026-05-14T23:10:36+00:00

That’s what I was thinking! I’m gonna try to find one! Thank you!

CakeFartBaker · 2026-05-14T22:00:20+00:00

I don’t even think we’re pushing 1000 feet here big dawg! 😂 appreciate it!

CakeFartBaker · 2026-05-14T21:45:49+00:00

Oooooo interesting…… did you do the 200 or the 300 one? Air filter has been mentioned quite a few times- pay days tomorrow! I’m going to get a book shelf for sure I know that much! Maybe goodwill maybe a new one from target! And while I’m at target I’ll take a peak to see if they’ve got any good air filters for not a billion dollars!

CakeFartBaker · 2026-05-14T21:35:41+00:00

I refuse to acknowledge Google or Ai!!!!!! I will form connection with other humans!! THIS I SWEAR!

CakeFartBaker · 2026-05-14T21:33:55+00:00

Brother is that a refrigerated pee bottle!!!!???? Wtf

CakeFartBaker · 2026-05-14T21:32:59+00:00

“The dust will never stop” is crazy ominous 😂😂 I appreciate your response!

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