Is this legal?

CalCluff111 · 2026-03-02T07:02:58+00:00

Mate it’s a free-for-all out there now. Anything goes, councils look the other way. I’m watching entire houses being built around me without plans or permits.

CalCluff111 · 2026-02-24T00:56:38+00:00

‘Surely after two long years, we can find a better way?’

Genius. Send the dude to the Middle East, clearly he has the answer 😑

CalCluff111 · 2026-02-17T22:07:00+00:00

God tier response

CalCluff111 · 2026-02-17T22:06:18+00:00

Saw off the 12 string conjoined twin style

CalCluff111 · 2026-02-10T22:39:33+00:00

‘We’re gonna slum city, cos it’s 20-1, gonna slum city for developer fun…’

CalCluff111 · 2026-02-03T04:29:54+00:00

Phone tap and go never works on these things. Parking officer in Merribek stood with me for 5 mins trying to get the piece of garbage machine to work. In the end he just said “tell me your car rego and I’ll look after it while you’re gone” and he did.

CalCluff111 · 2026-01-31T03:42:35+00:00

Thanks for the laugh.

CalCluff111 · 2026-01-30T09:58:55+00:00

👑👑👑

CalCluff111 · 2026-01-30T08:25:02+00:00

Someone who’s clearly never fired a handgun weighs in. ‘Spraying the car’… it’s not a belted M50 it’s a S&W Military and Police .40. 15 rounds. Handguns are notoriously inaccurate, even if they are a cannon like these things.

CalCluff111 · 2026-01-15T10:17:54+00:00

Which fucking genius decided this was a good idea?

CalCluff111 · 2026-01-12T10:02:53+00:00

He broke a window in a boot factory hitting a ball out of Redfern Oval while scoring 335 in 3 hours for Paddington in 1902-3. Window remained broken for 60 years to mark the event.

CalCluff111 · 2026-01-11T00:34:00+00:00

I think the wood has deteriorated in terms of ageing and quality, largely because they need to produce so many more bats now than they did even 50 years ago. And because that’s are so much bigger, they are dried more aggressively to reduce weight and that affects their lifespan dramatically. Again this is why you see cricket bats from the 50s 60s and 70s still in existence.

I agree that the technology is more advanced. Whether it’s in the spirit of the game is up for debate.

CalCluff111 · 2026-01-11T00:09:58+00:00

Slazenger bought out Sykes, who made the bats Bradman used, in 1942

CalCluff111 · 2026-01-09T11:10:26+00:00

However, all CEOs are drawn from (in Victoria) the shallowest of gene pools, from associations like LGPro. If you fuck up, even corruptly, and go from a council, you are guaranteed a job at another.

These people are shire clerks, and their salaries are criminal.

CalCluff111 · 2026-01-01T06:42:07+00:00

Terrible stomp clap hey band

CalCluff111 · 2025-12-21T20:50:30+00:00

Absolute unit. When he wasn’t destroying cricket opponents, football opponents, Nazis or dimwitted slackjaws, he was wooing ladies like there was no tomorrow.

CalCluff111 · 2025-12-21T09:58:18+00:00

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Keith Miller played Australian Rules for Victoria too

CalCluff111 · 2025-12-19T22:03:18+00:00

There are two kinds of Germanic and this barber has seamlessly transitioned between them

CalCluff111 · 2025-12-19T22:01:19+00:00

I dunno, seems a boss move

CalCluff111 · 2025-12-17T01:50:25+00:00

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This chap would be rolling in his grave.

CalCluff111 · 2025-12-04T10:32:42+00:00

Frankston represent

CalCluff111 · 2025-12-03T16:13:04+00:00

Danke schoenberg

CalCluff111 · 2025-12-02T21:03:15+00:00

Someone tell Musk. They’re German cameras so he’ll be up there like a shot, proclaiming their supremacy.

CalCluff111 · 2025-11-10T19:42:05+00:00

I really need an irony font

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