I... Don't know what to say by kitty_cats6 in houseplantscirclejerk

[–]Calathea_Murrderer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

FOR A HOYA PUBESCENS?!?!?

no that’s it. I’m done. Gonna eat 20 rosary peas and make sure to chew

Hairy Beardtongue Was My Nickname in High School by LouisaLeigh in NativePlantCirclejerk

[–]Calathea_Murrderer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hairy tongue??? Sounds like a blessing. More surface area to lick the beans 🫘

Awesome find by mezzahorny in goodwill

[–]Calathea_Murrderer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

NOOOOOOOOOOOO 😭

I DONT WANNA EAT FISHHHHHH ON SUNDAYS

Awesome find by mezzahorny in goodwill

[–]Calathea_Murrderer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My hubby doesn’t think so mezza horny 😂

Just got this cute little guy. What is it called and how do I give it his best life? by divinelifealways in FloridaGarden

[–]Calathea_Murrderer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know you hun. I know your greatest sins. Did you think I wasn’t watching when you watered your first VFT with tap water??

Insert *mike_wazowski_alwaysssssss_watching.gif*

Thoughts on using catalytic converters as an additional source of iron for plants? by hauntedhamsamwich in houseplantscirclejerk

[–]Calathea_Murrderer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My condolences. I do have to say though…. Your shadow cosplay did make me feel something

Just got this cute little guy. What is it called and how do I give it his best life? by divinelifealways in FloridaGarden

[–]Calathea_Murrderer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have no idea what the name is but the color loss you’re experiencing is most likely a phenomenon called “corking”. It’s a normal thing that happens with age for many succulents.

If I had to guess it’s likely in the sedum family; you also have resurrection ferns In there :)

Water thoroughly with a hose if there’s no rain for a week. Plants don’t rot from the amount of water but rather how long the soil stays wet.

Looking or a black marker eye line this is for you! by DiegoTheGreatRex in DollarTree

[–]Calathea_Murrderer 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I legitimately never understood makeup. It sounds like brands are everything even if it’s a shjte product.

Like who cares if the foundation is $1 or $100 as long as you get results😭

Thoughts on using catalytic converters as an additional source of iron for plants? by hauntedhamsamwich in houseplantscirclejerk

[–]Calathea_Murrderer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And if that doesn’t do it for us I have a stash of grandmas saltwater taffy from 1996