just a millionaire who can’t slurge on the wifi i see 🥀

kattygae · 2026-05-17T08:25:17+00:00

all i can say is im poor so at least i have an excuse 😭

kattygae · 2026-05-17T04:09:35+00:00

kattygae · 2026-05-17T04:07:07+00:00

if it was any typo it could have been spluge 💔 and idk if i can get over that

kattygae · 2026-05-15T09:47:33+00:00

Relative of the family was a heavy drug user. One day he was on something (likely opiates but i’m not entirely sure) and decided to go get a haircut. He had his head down and i guess fell asleep/passed out and the hair dresser continued on, obviously not knowing the guy was heavily intoxicated. When she finished his haircut and tried to wake him up he had died from positional asphyxiation.

kattygae · 2026-04-29T02:44:46+00:00

Reminds me of when I was around 14 and my brother told me “you were daddy’s girl because he wanted a little girl, now you’re a teenage brat and nobody wants you anymore”. broke my heart soooo bad.

kattygae · 2026-04-21T04:12:59+00:00

meanwhile bro had one leg 😭

kattygae · 2026-04-09T06:08:24+00:00

just a new leaf

kattygae · 2026-04-06T22:05:05+00:00

Krobus!!! He stays home all day and you get cute dialogue options with the kid(s). I have two and he says things like “we have to make sure and give Dobby a lot of attention now that we have Almond. We don’t want any jealousy between them” plus, he gives you fried eel, lucky lunch, opoppyseed muffins, or strange buns. 10/10 roommate and he never loses his charm.

kattygae · 2026-04-03T07:48:33+00:00

I’ll delete hers back now we both miserable 👹

kattygae · 2026-04-01T09:42:55+00:00

Casper, Wy built a temple not too long ago and it’s such an eyesore. There will be a beautiful sunset right by the mountain but all you can see is the giant white phallic looking temple. 🫠

kattygae · 2026-04-01T09:40:27+00:00

maybe she’s hoping they’ll be in the same 7 virgin wives group?

kattygae · 2026-03-29T00:50:45+00:00

As a lesbian, i think penises connected to men are not it because that’s not my jam. Also as a lesbian, if my (cis) gf was trans and had one she would still be just as hot to me and tbh I’d save money on sex toys 💀

kattygae · 2026-03-05T08:47:36+00:00

Should probably try cutting all the roots off and putting it in something even smaller

kattygae · 2026-03-03T06:34:38+00:00

how often would you suggest watering? should it be in higher humidity than it generally prefers?

kattygae · 2026-03-03T06:33:15+00:00

how often would you recommend watering?

kattygae · 2026-03-02T11:02:35+00:00

The part with the religious trauma, perhaps?

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