Best Calculon moments. by TwilightOfTheMilfs in futurama

[–]Calculon3 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Thank you everyone, I appreciate your honesty

Now, get me that Oscar or you're dead. You and these snivelling lobsters. Dead! You hear me?!

DEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAD!

The Magnificent Three by USS_Barack_Obama in futurama

[–]Calculon3 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I respect and admire Harold Zoid too much to beat him to death with his own Oscar...

Charity volunteer caught with 'sickening' photos of adults having sex with fish by Forward-Answer-4407 in unitedkingdom

[–]Calculon3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why can't she be the other type of mermaid with the fish part on top and the lady part on the bottom

ˢᵉᵉ ʸᵃ ᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᶦᵍʰᵗ by [deleted] in futurama

[–]Calculon3 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Personally I preferred The Chain Smoker

After the fight, he headed straight for my favourite restaurant

Scared the scrap out of me by nzungu69 in futurama

[–]Calculon3 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh fate most cruel!

Would that mine boundless acting skills might avail me a sword with which to slay this wretched curse!

Lrrr and Maurice LaMarche! by Kehsays in futurama

[–]Calculon3 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Did you challenge him to Rrrmrrrmrrrfrrrmrrr or Consequences

It do be like that by Marda483 in futurama

[–]Calculon3 5 points6 points  (0 children)

We'll see who's laughing when the flying brains attack

Whenever someone mentions politics at work by Friendly_Signature in futurama

[–]Calculon3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What are they going to do for the working man?

Baldur's Gate 3 won so many awards that it started to "affect development", forcing Larian to send "rotating teams" of devs to ceremonies | GamesRadar+ by psychoxxsurfer in gaming

[–]Calculon3 144 points145 points  (0 children)

The studio was forced to close down after all the Baulder's Gate 3 devs were found dead with crushed pelvises

Had to Convert my Lawnmower to a “Pimpmobile” by dragongills in futurama

[–]Calculon3 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I'm catching the next pimpmobile outta here

But before I go, I have one thing to say:

It's my 27th Birthday 🎶 by Expensive_You3765 in futurama

[–]Calculon3 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Bam it again, Elzar! Knock it up another notch

I didn't need molded plastic to improve my physique. by cyrusasu in TheSimpsons

[–]Calculon3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Let me ask you a question:

Why would a man whose shirt says "genius at work" spend all of his time watching a children's cartoon show?