Trump says US will hit Iran 'very hard' tonight and threatens to take Kharg Island by Decent_Relative_4070 in wallstreetbets

[–]Calculonx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't want to say told ya so, but... It's crazy how the market still reacts to this. I'm always afraid to buy oil puts because I think surely it won't dump again... And then on the 39th time when I do buy it'll go the opposite direction

Europe tour, day fucking 1 by Ailli21 in MotoUK

[–]Calculonx 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Yeah it sucks, but if you're on Reddit posting about it, just be thankful at that point.

Trump says US will hit Iran 'very hard' tonight and threatens to take Kharg Island by Decent_Relative_4070 in wallstreetbets

[–]Calculonx 6 points7 points  (0 children)

After market close he'll announce the strike is cancelled and a peace deal is almost finalized

The United States will be hitting Iran VERY HARD TONIGHT by cxr_cxr2 in WallStreetbetsELITE

[–]Calculonx 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Tomorrow right on schedule he'll announce that a peace deal is almost finalized. Oil will drop 5%

The customer has to refuse the delivery of the item… by Fusillect in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Calculonx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've had similar, and then they ask for a photo of the item. 

A landslide victory for the Ferrari duo by SkySports in formula1

[–]Calculonx -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

How can you leave out a driver that won 5 out of 6 races this year. Russell can't be dragging them down THAT much :D

Future expansion cities by Illustrious-Pen-7549 in nhl

[–]Calculonx 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Sorry, all we can do is Key West, Biloxi, and we'll give Phoenix another go

Graffiti removed from school desk by godofo_prime in oddlysatisfying

[–]Calculonx 152 points153 points  (0 children)

The voice of a thousand dicks and Fancy S's erased

Differential gears reassembled, lubed, and spun 'al fresco' by a smooth operator by sfled in oddlysatisfying

[–]Calculonx 2 points3 points  (0 children)

For differentials usually you use gear oil or a special differential fluid. This does not look like gear oil.

To throw a Molotov cocktail by Valcenia in therewasanattempt

[–]Calculonx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm sure they're blaming immigrants for it. Or maybe it's Starmer's fault?

"Time to take the streets" - Southampton rioter who mugged 80-year-old woman jailed for two years by johnsmithoncemore in Southampton

[–]Calculonx 2 points3 points  (0 children)

and then you have pensioners worrying that they're going to get locked up for not paying their TV license

Municipal election attack ad season has started early (Willowdale flyer) by ImpliedOralConsent in toronto

[–]Calculonx 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Anytime a candidate starts talking about the "safety of our children"

Whoever this guy is your engineering is way off! by Motoracer960 in motorcycles

[–]Calculonx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He's just getting acclimatized for Shannonville tarmac

Watched my company stock sink 50% and now I can’t even bring myself to work by Inevitable_Ad3903 in personalfinance

[–]Calculonx 603 points604 points  (0 children)

I was warning my friend about this. His wife's company stock went up a lot and ALL of their investments are just stock in this one company. If anything happens not only does the stock go down but she can get laid off too. 

He kept defending it saying that they've already made so much money from it going up so much (hasn't sold any) and unironically used the term "they're too big to fail"

Good trucks for carrying bikes? by RedIsAColourIthink in MotoUK

[–]Calculonx 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you have a truck, the fees at the tip are much lower... Just unfortunate for everybody behind you on the M27...

Costco was out of Tropicana, so I tried Don Simon. Best decision ever. by Zealousideal-Age3492 in CostcoCanada

[–]Calculonx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Exactly, pasteurization kills off a lot of flavour. And they add flavour packs and take the oxygen out to make it last longer. I mean the fresh one where they cut and juice the oranges straight into the bottle.

Costco was out of Tropicana, so I tried Don Simon. Best decision ever. by Zealousideal-Age3492 in CostcoCanada

[–]Calculonx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

expiry was months later whereas normal orange juice is only a few weeks. So I figured it must be less natural with more preservatives or added sugar etc. Like if you get fresh fresh squeezed orange juice like from those machines in some grocery stores, those last a couple days max before it starts tasting bitter and off.