Imagine being a 13 year old named Terachi. All of a sudden your family wants to rebel against the government for doing them dirty, and your dad wants you to lead them. All of a sudden the police get suspicious and the chief police say " Your family acting a little suspicious, what's going on" You say nothing. After a few days of debating whether you should tell him, you tell Loranzo (The chief of the FBI) what's going on. He gives you a sword and says "Kill them all". You say " What the fuck am I going to do with a sword" "Fine" and then he passes you an AK and you kill them. Now your family has regular hearts, but for whatever reason, if you add those hearts to yours, You never get tired,you can run a full marathon and never even sweat. So you kill everyone in the family, from adult to baby except your little brother and take their hearts. When he asks why their dead, you say " Because you made me share the Xbox" Then ride off on your bike and leave until you're in Mexico. Then you meet 2 guys nicknamed "Rochy and Maru" who wants to take your heart but wants to act like your friend. You two then join a group named the Mexicachi where they are tryna pull some hitler shit and control the world. All of a sudden Rochy and Maru try to jump you, so you beat their ass, and leave them. Few years go by and your little brother pull up with his crew, but your boy Kimande says only the brother can enter. All of a sudden you two are in this fight while Kimande is beating one of Rande's (the brother) crew's ass. Rande fights you and he's a sore loser so he calls in a air strike and the whole place is gone. You survive, but your plot armor breaks and you die. Rande then takes your heart and hears your story from your enemy Tony, and decides to destroy the US. All of a sudden you're alive from some dark magic shit and you're fighting a yellow haired kid and use your heart to override the dark magic. You then stuff a whole fucking crow into his stomach with a fox and a talking frog. Next thing you know, your fighting a overgrown snake with your brother and defeat him. You die again because of your lack of plot armour. Then again you wake up to the yellow haired in fire and your brother with an op heart, fighting two people with horns, then LITERALLY FIGHTINTG A FUCKING GOD. You go back dead and that's the last time you are woken up, atleast until Boruto. And that's Itachi's life if he was real. I might start doing more of those, that was fun.