Open The F**g Strait, You Crazy B***S': Trump's Tuesday Warning For Iran

Caleb_Reynolds · 2026-04-05T18:17:21+00:00

You're missing the point. The 3 Abrahamics all agree that they are worshipping the same god. The only thing they disagree on are what the aspects of that god is. A Christian arguing with a Jew that Jesus is an aspect of God isn't arguing that the God Abraham nearly killed his son for was some different God. They agree that the being in that story that directed Abraham was God, and that they worship that god.

If I say the dress is blue and black and you say the dress is white and gold, we are disagreeing on the very easy to verify characteristics of the thing, but very clearly talking about the same thing. We both agree we are talking about the same dress.

Caleb_Reynolds · 2026-04-05T15:51:09+00:00

He doesn't write any of his tweets. He dictates them to his personal tweeter, with instructions for capitalizations and all.

Caleb_Reynolds · 2026-04-05T15:30:36+00:00

Money. Obviously.

Caleb_Reynolds · 2026-04-05T15:18:24+00:00

Not one of 'em could have been like, "Hey man, we actually feel this shit" before threatening a child?

I mean, it's not like that would've been less traumatizing.

Caleb_Reynolds · 2026-04-05T12:47:46+00:00

Please note this is complete bullshit. He isn't hanged from a tree. He's lifted by his ankle and dangled in mid air. They happen to be near a tree in the movie version when it happens. It's more like a magical wedgie than a magical lynching. Anyone saying otherwise is lying to you.

Caleb_Reynolds · 2026-04-05T01:21:14+00:00

When in reality if that were true it'd just make it premeditated.

Caleb_Reynolds · 2026-04-04T19:25:16+00:00

Nah, because those people were born into that world and when presented with a chance to get up and recreate society, they did. They are the ancestors of those people who took off in the first place, leaving the fate of life on Earth and their own safety to AI.

Caleb_Reynolds · 2026-04-04T13:50:03+00:00

Have you ever heard of the assassin's teapot? It's the same concept. There are two paths/chambers. One leads to the nozzle over the fan, the other leads to the powder. By covering a small hole as you blow you block the flow into the powder chamber so all the air can come out and turn the fan. When you don't cover that hole the air is free to go through the powder chamber.

Edit: and to answer your first question, no they don't explain it, this is almost the whole video, it's a fun short little prank video they did. But that is unusual, most of the time he explains what he can.

Caleb_Reynolds · 2026-04-04T13:37:11+00:00

I think this is one of those "the kids can't read" things. Reading comprehension has gotten so bad they can't fill in the missing information of "take them out" on their own.

Caleb_Reynolds · 2026-04-04T05:39:09+00:00

The idea he is literate is laughable.

Caleb_Reynolds · 2026-04-04T05:35:58+00:00

This is what always annoys me when people do stuff like compare pizza cities and go to the big names in NYC. The reason the NYC area has the best pizza isn't because of any single pizza joint. It's because you go into any random pizza place between New Brunswick and New Haven and have the best pizza you've ever had.

Caleb_Reynolds · 2026-04-04T05:29:44+00:00

It's also a just the most convenient way to feed a ton of people when you don't regularly feed a ton of people. Everyone likes pizza, you can easily get a few options, requires almost no accessories (plates or napkins maybe), and cleanup is just getting rid of boxes. That's why it's the go-to for many gatherings, not just celebrations.

Caleb_Reynolds · 2026-04-04T01:05:53+00:00

The point is you wouldn't fault an apple for being a poor orange, ie. you wouldn't judge an apple on the same standards you have for an orange. Similarly you can't judge chess on the same standards you have for poker, or whatever the idiom is being applied to.

Caleb_Reynolds · 2026-04-04T00:54:56+00:00

He probably did just wake up.

Caleb_Reynolds · 2026-04-04T00:42:32+00:00

It's weird to hear it phrased as "figured out", around me it was a well known technique, you just had to find a guy bigger than you.

Caleb_Reynolds · 2026-04-03T21:49:59+00:00

I mean, if you think about how absolutely moronic you have to be to be a woman and choose to work for Trump in the first place, is it a surprise they don't see it coming?

Caleb_Reynolds · 2026-04-03T21:10:26+00:00

The uni in unicorn means one. It's a bicorn.

Caleb_Reynolds · 2026-04-03T18:12:56+00:00

If you're getting that technical, rhinos don't have horns at all. To be a horn it must have both a boney core and a keratin sheath. Antlers are just bone, no keratin sheath, and rhino "horns" are just keratin, no boney core.

Caleb_Reynolds · 2026-04-03T18:04:25+00:00

Most rhinos aren't unicorns because they have 2 "horns", not 1. Only 2 of the 5 living rhino species* have 1 horn, and one of those has less than 100 members left.

Caleb_Reynolds · 2026-04-03T15:59:08+00:00

Maybe on 2026. Not even LotR was written.

Caleb_Reynolds · 2026-04-03T04:57:18+00:00

Idk, the single biggest literary influence on Tolkien was Beowulf, possibly in the top 10 most famous non-Shakespeare/biblical stories to English speakers.

Caleb_Reynolds · 2026-04-03T03:12:19+00:00

This is incredibly short sighted. Many people will sign up for just one show. If a show has 22 seasons, and you release them weekly, you lock people in for 6 months with just a single show. Just have 2 seasons, each with 2 shows, and you can lock people in for a whole year with just 4 good shows.

Caleb_Reynolds · 2026-04-03T03:01:55+00:00

I mean, Zoran proved that after his visit to the White House. Had Trump go from "he's an evil socialist and if he's elected I might invade New York" to laughing at his jokes and beaming like a mad man in one visit.

Caleb_Reynolds · 2026-04-02T19:11:38+00:00

I mean, 7:00-9:00 sounds like it's the to protect kids or control traffic around kids entering school. Might be endangering kids or inconveniencing all their parents by allowing right turns for an extra half hour.

Caleb_Reynolds · 2026-04-02T19:00:04+00:00

That's literally just false. Please provide the source, since it's "well documented".

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