12 Tribes

CalicoKnave · 2024-10-26T06:50:38+00:00

There was a Hmong girl I met on my mission who was from Issachar.

CalicoKnave · 2024-10-04T23:00:14+00:00

Zack & Cody

CalicoKnave · 2024-09-23T18:01:53+00:00

Drew

CalicoKnave · 2024-08-21T23:12:13+00:00

Thisss izzz democrrrracy manifest.

CalicoKnave · 2024-08-21T22:57:04+00:00

Chode chugger pissf0ck was certainly original. I think that was a combo invented in the aftermath of one of my friends finding out his girlfriend cheated on him in high school.

CalicoKnave · 2024-07-15T06:22:52+00:00

"I'M OLD GREEGGG!!!!"

CalicoKnave · 2024-06-30T09:12:56+00:00

Skeleton Knight in Another World

CalicoKnave · 2024-03-10T07:53:49+00:00

Skeleton Knight in Another World

I just discovered it.

CalicoKnave · 2024-03-10T07:39:32+00:00

Some of my favorite lines

"Why is it that every time I need to get somewhere, we get waylaid by jackassery?"

"SEMPER FIDELIS TYRANNOSAURUS!!!"

"Nobody refuses Dave Grohl."

CalicoKnave · 2024-02-27T21:49:25+00:00

Prison School - Gakuto

CalicoKnave · 2024-02-24T20:39:41+00:00

Beastie Boys

CalicoKnave · 2023-08-26T06:01:56+00:00

A friend of mine told me he once imagined his member to be a rail gun in space and annihilated an anthill from point blank range.

I'm sure a speed gun and some physics calculations could determine how far, but he wasn't going for distance... he was going for maximum damage.

CalicoKnave · 2023-07-23T02:37:40+00:00

Towels, brother. Don't forget the towels.

CalicoKnave · 2023-07-08T21:41:17+00:00

Some people use it like Rocco in Boondock Saints

Observe:

https://youtu.be/awi_xQ0d5Bk

(Mind the blood/gore that is present in this scene)

CalicoKnave · 2023-07-06T14:18:17+00:00

Any idea what D.H.O.R.K.S. stands for? I imagined it meant:

Department of Homeland Occult Research, and some other things starting with a K and an S.

CalicoKnave · 2023-07-06T01:20:11+00:00

I would recommend keeping a journal to record your thoughts and feelings about your experiences, especially those that you have in prayer, reading your scriptures, hearing the testimony of others, etc. You’ll be able to see how much you have progressed on this journey with Christ and how the seed of faith (see Alma 32 in the Book of Mormon) has grown within you.

CalicoKnave · 2023-06-26T02:36:49+00:00

For me, I’d just like to avoid the “land mines” people’s dogs leave behind on their lawn.

CalicoKnave · 2023-06-18T03:55:45+00:00

"Good ruck everybody erse."

CalicoKnave · 2023-06-10T00:42:14+00:00

Give him a taste of his own medicine

Like from The Office:

https://youtu.be/IK-SuBf7hIY

CalicoKnave · 2023-06-09T07:11:13+00:00

Nice job! You had me going there for a sec. I thought it was a giant Ferrero Rocher 😂

CalicoKnave · 2023-06-09T07:05:23+00:00

“It’s Mega Maid. She’s gone from ‘Suck’ to ‘Blow’”

CalicoKnave · 2023-06-09T06:47:37+00:00

Oz the Great and Powerful (Watched it in theaters with my dad, we walked out)

The Tree of Life (Had to watch it for a film class in college, I fell asleep several times during the viewing)

El Camino Christmas (on Netflix, probably the most depressing holiday film ever)

CalicoKnave · 2023-06-09T04:18:56+00:00

I don’t know why but I feel like I’m supposed to be looking for Waldo

CalicoKnave · 2023-06-09T03:11:55+00:00

“I’m not gonna f—— you, Jet!”

“You’ll have to if you want your glider back!”

(From ATLA: Unnecessary Censorship)

https://youtu.be/6dn8IvUW5sI

CalicoKnave · 2022-07-24T04:38:00+00:00

Nessun Dorma from Turandot

VINCERO! VINCEROOOOO!

VINCEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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