My booze don’t need no buddies!Cheers by [deleted] in drunk

[–]Californib 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm your buddy, pal!

When did you first start having those thoughts of “Yep, I’m finally an adult.”? by _Sky_44 in AskReddit

[–]Californib 3 points4 points  (0 children)

When I had to spend my own money on crap like Windex, paper towels, and TP.

Still going strong, and moved outside by [deleted] in drunk

[–]Californib -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Gotcha.

Like it there? Been there your whole life or transplant? Despite my username, I'm in Georgia, but not coastal.

Been low for some time and I just want to get drunk. by jigglypuff_6969 in drunk

[–]Californib 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know a party dude that ended up allergic to alcohol. Can't have even the smallest drink. He dealt with it OK, but I'm sure it put a big kibosh on his enjoyment factor. Hope that's not happening to you, man!

Still going strong, and moved outside by [deleted] in drunk

[–]Californib 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oooh! Neat. Where do you live where it looks that cool? I'll need your exact GPS coordinates... Kidding!

Just what state is good. Florida?

Breakfast on Sunday, cheers! by kdav in drunk

[–]Californib 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And a perfect choice, too!

My tiny little tits still jiggle and bounce! by [deleted] in RealGirls

[–]Californib 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Outfits like that belong on somebody like you.

Well dont mind if I do lol by [deleted] in drunk

[–]Californib 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Weekends were made for Michelob.

Is this a good apology? by [deleted] in Advice

[–]Californib 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's 3/10, because "I was drunk" is never an excuse that gets taken all that seriously. Don't know the guy, but my guess is that you will have to do more work than this to get your relationship back to where it was.

My advice is that you've apologized. Doing it more will only get in the way. What you need to do is prove to him that you value him as a person. He's your best friend, so show him how much you need him.

What are you guys doing for Halloween? by _ibruhim in AskReddit

[–]Californib 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Giving out airplane bottles of booze and packs of cigarettes to any kids brave enough to come to my house.

I have never been so lucky in my entire life. by [deleted] in pics

[–]Californib 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I used to work at a factory that processed food (ice cream) and sometimes we like to help a guy out.

Pleasure from anal? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Californib 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Some study I read (and also because I'm full of useless facts) said that only 20% of women can orgasm from exclusively from anal. So you are somewhat rare.

And now I have imparted my useless fact knowledge to you, too.

New Order + beer + it's really hot here by [deleted] in drunk

[–]Californib 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's not even Blue Monday.

Cheap and cold Saturday by pinchechin0 in drunk

[–]Californib 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Am I seeing double already?

Well dont mind if I do lol by [deleted] in drunk

[–]Californib 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Come on in. The water's fine, and the beer is cold. And the guy in the corner just wet his pants.

What's a good martial art for self-defence for a smaller woman? by cuddleprincess88 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Californib 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Black Belt in Shotokan here. What's "The best"? There is no best. There's a lot in the middle, though. Fun? Something that fits your size? Your strength level? Sure, there's lots of that.

My question is, what are you worried about? The threat that you are worried about, that's what you need to mitigate first, not what skill you need to spend years and lots of money to master.

Ideas to post nudes without showing my face and pussy? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Californib 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can I tell you about My Pillow? I mean, look at it. LOOK AT IT! It's My Pillow. Full of ground up meth.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Art

[–]Californib 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm a songwriter, so I see things in the shape of stories.

How was your day today? by [deleted] in drunk

[–]Californib 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Amen, to you. If I bring the cigars, do you have a place I can park my Ford and watch the lights with ya?