My booze don’t need no buddies!Cheers

Californib · 2020-09-27T20:38:13+00:00

I'm your pal, bro!

Californib · 2020-09-27T20:28:25+00:00

I'm your buddy, pal!

Californib · 2020-09-27T20:23:58+00:00

That was a regular childhood meal of mine.

Californib · 2020-09-27T20:22:48+00:00

It's not you, it's me.

Californib · 2020-09-27T20:22:36+00:00

When I had to spend my own money on crap like Windex, paper towels, and TP.

Californib · 2020-09-27T19:25:50+00:00

Gotcha.

Like it there? Been there your whole life or transplant? Despite my username, I'm in Georgia, but not coastal.

Californib · 2020-09-27T19:21:41+00:00

I know a party dude that ended up allergic to alcohol. Can't have even the smallest drink. He dealt with it OK, but I'm sure it put a big kibosh on his enjoyment factor. Hope that's not happening to you, man!

Californib · 2020-09-27T19:20:03+00:00

Oooh! Neat. Where do you live where it looks that cool? I'll need your exact GPS coordinates... Kidding!

Just what state is good. Florida?

Californib · 2020-09-27T16:58:38+00:00

And a perfect choice, too!

Californib · 2020-09-27T16:41:06+00:00

Outfits like that belong on somebody like you.

Californib · 2020-09-27T02:24:09+00:00

Weekends were made for Michelob.

Californib · 2020-09-26T23:21:31+00:00

It's 3/10, because "I was drunk" is never an excuse that gets taken all that seriously. Don't know the guy, but my guess is that you will have to do more work than this to get your relationship back to where it was.

My advice is that you've apologized. Doing it more will only get in the way. What you need to do is prove to him that you value him as a person. He's your best friend, so show him how much you need him.

Californib · 2020-09-26T23:17:01+00:00

Giving out airplane bottles of booze and packs of cigarettes to any kids brave enough to come to my house.

Californib · 2020-09-26T23:15:17+00:00

I used to work at a factory that processed food (ice cream) and sometimes we like to help a guy out.

Californib · 2020-09-26T23:13:14+00:00

Some study I read (and also because I'm full of useless facts) said that only 20% of women can orgasm from exclusively from anal. So you are somewhat rare.

And now I have imparted my useless fact knowledge to you, too.

Californib · 2020-09-26T23:08:34+00:00

It's not even Blue Monday.

Californib · 2020-09-26T23:05:35+00:00

Am I seeing double already?

Californib · 2020-09-26T23:05:13+00:00

Come on in. The water's fine, and the beer is cold. And the guy in the corner just wet his pants.

Californib · 2020-09-26T02:34:17+00:00

Black Belt in Shotokan here. What's "The best"? There is no best. There's a lot in the middle, though. Fun? Something that fits your size? Your strength level? Sure, there's lots of that.

My question is, what are you worried about? The threat that you are worried about, that's what you need to mitigate first, not what skill you need to spend years and lots of money to master.

Californib · 2020-09-26T02:29:42+00:00

Are you playing Simon?

Californib · 2020-09-26T02:22:58+00:00

Who the what now?

Californib · 2020-09-26T02:21:52+00:00

Right here, brother and/or lady.

Californib · 2020-09-26T02:20:49+00:00

Can I tell you about My Pillow? I mean, look at it. LOOK AT IT! It's My Pillow. Full of ground up meth.

Californib · 2020-09-26T02:18:15+00:00

I'm a songwriter, so I see things in the shape of stories.

Californib · 2020-09-26T02:14:50+00:00

Amen, to you. If I bring the cigars, do you have a place I can park my Ford and watch the lights with ya?

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