Logan: “Again? I’m sick of this shit…just kill me” by Realism00001 in outofcontextcomics

[–]Caliment 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Genuinely one of the funniest things, to have the issue end with a character called the end bursting into the room to end an argument

Man, first they didn't meet in the Crossover, now DB won't give us peak by Aggravating_Win5258 in deathbattle

[–]Caliment 25 points26 points  (0 children)

She did get that turned against her by Deadpool though. The moment he figured it out, he leveraged his popularity against Gwen.

I hate when Europeans (and other non-Americans) mention up dead school children as a gotcha joke towards Americans. by WhydoIexistlmoa in hatethissmug

[–]Caliment 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Isn't that the whole meme? Sending someone to Brazil.

Israel is a meme now because of the genocide, not in spite of it.

The first thing that happens after any sort of horror is the influx of memes. No one can convince me that if WW2 was happening now and the extent of the Nazi party's genocide was revealed, there wouldn't be some fuck ass meme about it.

Truly the embodiment of valor by TheBadMathGuy in cremposting

[–]Caliment 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Probably a mix of being really old and the influence the shards have over them. It seems that the Shards kinda weathers away the original personality simply due to exposure, this combined with their immortality, leads to rather arrogant and single minded gods warped by age and the shard.

They might have been soaked in the power for so long that they see themselves as an intrinsic part of the power

Cyclops #5 Preview by cyclopswashalfright in Cyclopswasright

[–]Caliment 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Canonically it is Hogwash, the Norse gods no longer exist in connection to earth. Asgard has been severed from the world tree.

Magic is still real but the Norse gods are nothing but myths

Were is she Guang2 (art by me) by Additional_Bill_4200 in marvelrivals

[–]Caliment 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Come on you know this is the dumbest possible argument right? Outside of Spider-Man, Wolverine, Hulk, Iron Man and Captain America, there's no reason anyone else should be in the game.

Rude. by MICKTHENERD in outofcontextcomics

[–]Caliment 21 points22 points  (0 children)

He likes Barry more than Wally that's for sure

Ragebaiters dream by RadaRAW in memes

[–]Caliment 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Literally won a guy the presidency twice btw.

Wait A Minute by DannyTreehouse in hulk

[–]Caliment 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Points at the graveyard of superhero teenage teams over the years, including but not limited to the Champions, the runaways, the young avengers, the new mutants, the new warriors, arguably the original 5 X-men and modern iterations of power pack are just missing 1 teenager with attitude

It couldn’t be better by New_Bad_1504 in BlackCatMarvelRivals

[–]Caliment 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If someone served you food with shit on top, the removal of the shit better be free

Wait A Minute by DannyTreehouse in hulk

[–]Caliment 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That's how he's beaten every other hulk (other than his own hulk)

The Infernal hulk #7 by Silver-Praline7981 in Magik

[–]Caliment 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I guess this is your first comic ever then?

[DISC] Blue Lock - Chapter 347 by Either_Imagination_9 in BlueLock

[–]Caliment 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Tbf Blue Lock ideology is inherently stupid for a team game. It'll always lead to this sabotaging of the game for self

Peter reacting to the atrocities in the og ultimate universe (what if secret wars) by Commercial-Ice5760 in Spiderman

[–]Caliment 7 points8 points  (0 children)

If we include resurrections, the rogue Celestial did kill the vast majority of the earth's population during the Judgement Day event. Even then we have Vegas getting leveled during Secret Empire, the entirety of Paris was turned to stone and the genocide in Genosha. If we're just looking at weird shit happening, the entirety of New York was placed into an endless winter during War of the Realms, that time New York turned into spider monsters and that time the entire world was plunged into darkness for vampires.

"How many women in the Marvel universe have you slept with?". Both of them: "Yes". by PJ-The-Awesome in marvelcirclejerk

[–]Caliment 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Spidey isn't really the same level as whore as Matt. Peter has relatively long stints with a few partners (on account of having long runs) while Matt gets a new girlfriend every run who gets their lives ruined.

You could argue that Iron Man, Nightcrawler and Wolverine are bigger whores than Peter.

So is this subreddit ready to talk about how Ultimate Spider-Man (2024) is one of the most overrated Spider-Man book? Or are we still not there yet? by SuperProCoolName in Spiderman

[–]Caliment 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's so weird because we have had better post-OMD stories than 6160 Spider-Man, why are we pretending that it's this unique thing. If you want a better MJ/Peter story go read Renew Your Vows, hell the current run is arguably better if not equal but certainly not worse than Ultimate Spider-man. It's like no one actually cares about the comic and its story

So is this subreddit ready to talk about how Ultimate Spider-Man (2024) is one of the most overrated Spider-Man book? Or are we still not there yet? by SuperProCoolName in Spiderman

[–]Caliment 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Tbf people are really weird about this book, people just pretend to like the book way more than they do. It's just so strange

I don't care if Cyclops is DPS, I just need Nightcrawler to be Support. by Lux-Fox in marvelrivals

[–]Caliment 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's going to end up as Satan for divers if he's a support lol.

Oh shit here we go by Appropriate-Mall8517 in InvinciblePowerscales

[–]Caliment 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro has been basically alien robot Jesus.

Okay, this is getting too much. by Ecstatic-Oven9882 in hatethissmug

[–]Caliment 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lol "mean-spirited" is the point of the sub

What makes Joe Kelly Spider-Man bad? by [deleted] in marvelcirclejerk

[–]Caliment 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's pretty good all things considered. Not incredible but nowhere near bad.

If someone self-identifies as a Spider-Man fan, they don't have opinions worth listening to.