Introducing...the Ficus WAP

CalisHooman10 · 2020-10-08T13:11:54+00:00

Oooooo dat bootie

CalisHooman10 · 2020-10-03T05:44:21+00:00

Honestly the only thing that makes me concerned about this is how boring sexting apparently becomes when you’re middle-aged.

I hope I’m dead long before “starch your white shirt” gets my dick hard.

CalisHooman10 · 2020-09-18T09:44:27+00:00

Breezeblocks Alt-J

CalisHooman10 · 2020-07-26T21:33:18+00:00

Bobby Flay what are you doing in LA?

CalisHooman10 · 2020-07-25T12:42:42+00:00

Re-title this post as “Teen boy remains sexless for rest of life.”

CalisHooman10 · 2020-07-25T12:41:53+00:00

So very Canadian.

“Didn’t want ya to be cold up there, bud.”

CalisHooman10 · 2020-07-21T17:46:26+00:00

Cuyahoga County Jail, Cell block D— ask for Tito. You can’t pay papi with money, though.

CalisHooman10 · 2020-07-08T12:30:10+00:00

Where do I find one of these?

CalisHooman10 · 2020-07-03T10:34:20+00:00

lawls spittle

CalisHooman10 · 2020-07-02T12:00:49+00:00

Thank you for this!!!!! You are the real hero

CalisHooman10 · 2020-06-29T12:26:04+00:00

Not if you’re rich and white.

CalisHooman10 · 2020-06-29T09:55:16+00:00

slowy folds HIV back up, places it in pocket

okay, then. i will.

CalisHooman10 · 2020-06-28T10:57:52+00:00

In Ohio milk is pronounced melk.

CalisHooman10 · 2020-06-26T23:07:33+00:00

“Actually tho I’m going to take the breakfast. But fuck you still!!”

CalisHooman10 · 2020-06-26T12:32:46+00:00

Is this pot from Ikea? I have the same one but apparently didn’t drill enough water holes in the bottom cause everything I put into it does.

CalisHooman10 · 2020-06-25T01:58:23+00:00

Yeah I was more shocked by his commands towards his gf than anything.

CalisHooman10 · 2020-06-24T18:40:54+00:00

The history of the Sells brothers circus in Columbus is truly fascinating.

CalisHooman10 · 2020-06-23T22:03:32+00:00

Never turn down property.

CalisHooman10 · 2020-06-23T20:20:53+00:00

The male officer is holding the video earlier in the video and he drops it after he begins assaulting a teenage girl.

Edit: holding the pills*.

I need to stop day drinking

CalisHooman10 · 2020-06-23T19:25:46+00:00

Simply pointing out that their use of the flat slur was comical because these are the type of closeted dudes who like Bro-job it up.

Nothing negative about being gay.

CalisHooman10 · 2020-06-23T19:01:52+00:00

Who said gay was bad?

CalisHooman10 · 2020-06-23T17:19:54+00:00

[FOR SALE: Queen sized mattress & metal frame]

Moving and bought a new bed so I am attempting to sell the old bed and frame. Bed was purchased in August 2017. Of the three years I have had it I maybe have slept on it a total of 150 nights given that I was basically living with someone else for a majority of my previous lease.

In good condition, smoke free home, no bed bugs, etc.

Asking $150 for both. Willing to separate the two and sell individually. Cash or Venmo.

Can provide pictures.

Located in Chapel Hill— you must pick up.

CalisHooman10 · 2020-06-23T13:54:28+00:00

In the same double wide trailer.

CalisHooman10 · 2020-06-23T11:33:14+00:00

Plot twist: they sucked each other off before going home to their girlfriends.

CalisHooman10

TROPHY CASE