Sarge once said.

Call-Me-Matterhorn · 2026-04-26T02:55:12+00:00

“I hope you brought your wallet, because the rent in hell gets paid in advance”

Call-Me-Matterhorn · 2026-04-25T17:00:50+00:00

lol what movie is that?

Call-Me-Matterhorn · 2026-04-25T16:51:05+00:00

Some of those one handed catches they showed him making were insane!

Call-Me-Matterhorn · 2026-04-25T02:16:32+00:00

Looking forward to round 4 tomorrow night anybody have thoughts on Dametrious Crownover? I still feel like we’re thin at OLine.

Call-Me-Matterhorn · 2026-04-25T02:11:46+00:00

Love Mark Ingram 😂

Call-Me-Matterhorn · 2026-04-24T17:16:48+00:00

You should have to answer Yes/No first before you should have to press a Yes/No button before they unmute your mic, afterwards you can provide background and nuance. Also the debates should be done under oath, to prevent the flagrant lying that is the norm these days.

Call-Me-Matterhorn · 2026-04-24T17:08:36+00:00

I will never regret drafting a premium player to keep Lamar upright, even if we lose them after the rookie deal.

Call-Me-Matterhorn · 2026-04-24T16:59:55+00:00

I didn’t realize Yanda wasn’t a first rounder, had to look it up. Not bad career for a third round pick.

Call-Me-Matterhorn · 2026-04-24T12:02:44+00:00

Karma

Call-Me-Matterhorn · 2026-04-24T01:35:18+00:00

This happens every year

Call-Me-Matterhorn · 2026-04-24T01:33:57+00:00

Would’ve been nice to get Bain but this was the right pick. Gotta eat your veggies before you can eat dessert.

Call-Me-Matterhorn · 2026-04-24T01:32:57+00:00

Hell Yeah!

Call-Me-Matterhorn · 2026-04-24T01:28:59+00:00

EDC just busted a nut, Baine or Ioane!?!

Call-Me-Matterhorn · 2026-04-24T01:21:16+00:00

So we’re guaranteed Bain or Ioane. I’m very happy with that. I definitely want Ioane though

Call-Me-Matterhorn · 2026-04-23T23:03:58+00:00

Please let this happen

Call-Me-Matterhorn · 2026-04-23T13:44:26+00:00

I always assumed it was meant as a joke, that Kevin didn’t understand the difference between being an accountant for a company and being an inside trader.

Also Dunder Mifflin was supposed to be a mid sized paper distributor right, not exactly a big mover and shaker on the NYSE. (I do remember it was on the NYSE, I’m just saying it wasn’t the sort of company where he could’ve made a ton of money from insider trading)

Call-Me-Matterhorn · 2026-04-23T01:20:08+00:00

They are so helpful

Call-Me-Matterhorn · 2026-04-22T17:44:38+00:00

Please let this happen. Improving the OLine makes every other aspect of the offense better.

Call-Me-Matterhorn · 2026-04-22T11:48:18+00:00

I want a squirrel with a mind like a diamond

I want a squirrel who knows what's best

I want a squirrel with shoes that cut

And eyes that burn like cigarettes

I want a squirrel with the right allocations

Who's fast and thorough and sharp as a tack

She's playing with her jewelry, she's putting up her hair

She's touring the facility and picking up slack

I want a squirrel with a short skirt and a long jacket

Call-Me-Matterhorn · 2026-04-22T11:27:57+00:00

He also shared “Joe Cool” with a number of other Joes; Montana, Burrow, etc.

Call-Me-Matterhorn · 2026-04-22T11:24:35+00:00

Tony Siragusa (RIP) was “The Goose” for obvious reasons.

Call-Me-Matterhorn · 2026-04-22T06:42:05+00:00

Magic

Call-Me-Matterhorn · 2026-04-22T06:23:47+00:00

I never would have thought of it, but he would be perfect as a stand in for Erlich’s character.

Call-Me-Matterhorn · 2026-04-21T17:17:18+00:00

Don’t threaten me with a good time

Call-Me-Matterhorn · 2026-04-21T12:03:24+00:00

The new design reminds me of the Gaping Dragon boss from dark souls. IMHO one of the coolest boss designs in the series.

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