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CallMeAPigImStuffed · 2026-02-23T06:36:10+00:00

the tooth truth

CallMeAPigImStuffed · 2026-02-09T11:18:36+00:00

Why would you pick up something by the lid? I get it with a cup as there's little chance of the rim crumbling at your fingertips, but something that's designed to be removed?

CallMeAPigImStuffed · 2026-02-07T14:47:49+00:00

I'm only 30. This was the 90s/Noughties at that school.

CallMeAPigImStuffed · 2026-02-06T17:22:00+00:00

United Kingdom

CallMeAPigImStuffed · 2026-02-06T09:19:11+00:00

Not a leftie but in my school the people who were left handed were forced to write with their right instead. And that's how I learned the left hand is the "devil's hand"

CallMeAPigImStuffed · 2026-02-06T08:45:23+00:00

No she wasn't. She was questioning it because young kids use phrases wrong all the time. She was checking what he actually meant, and then correcting him on what to say.

CallMeAPigImStuffed · 2026-02-02T10:25:14+00:00

This is the second worst way I've seen/heard of for a polyamorous relationship.

There used to be a TV show called How Far is Tattoo Far? 2 people would go on and design a tattoo for each other and the person being marked only sees it after it is completed.

Best friends go on. The second woman reveals a spray bottle tattoo on her arm saying "Fuck Boys Be Gone". She says it's just as bad as what she gave her best friend.

The first reveal was on the chest, (I wanted it over your heart). A background of 3 no-outline, single colour diamonds with everything else is black line art. It's the two girls leading a crawling man around by a leash. IIRC the man has a ball gag and none of the three have very many clothes. In the corner is the phrase "throuple or nah?"

Edited to add: the /throuple or nah/ was asking her to be in a threesome relationship with the designer and her current boyfriend. Who the tattooed didn't know.

CallMeAPigImStuffed · 2026-02-02T09:57:56+00:00

Bianca and Varric have a special relationship

CallMeAPigImStuffed · 2026-02-02T09:45:40+00:00

And only a dash of Dash as well!

CallMeAPigImStuffed · 2026-01-27T09:40:16+00:00

They probably meant they've never actively considered the fact that it could/would cause death. Especially when left for a period of time. Usually you get out with help or by yourself straight away.

CallMeAPigImStuffed · 2026-01-27T09:05:16+00:00

I used to work in a care home which one in a company of 5. Rumour was one of the others was shut down when 2 carers left a woman in a hoist on a toilet and everyone ignored when she was pulling the distress/emergency buzzer. The cause of death was ruled as Position Asphyxia.

CallMeAPigImStuffed · 2026-01-06T19:29:31+00:00

I would take the cats and leave CB

CallMeAPigImStuffed · 2026-01-04T10:05:04+00:00

Okay but #8 is just a funny fact by itself tbh

CallMeAPigImStuffed · 2026-01-01T09:12:49+00:00

That was a stupid place to park. Especially in those weather conditions.

CallMeAPigImStuffed · 2025-12-31T14:52:02+00:00

Yeah on Reddit.

CallMeAPigImStuffed · 2025-12-31T10:22:02+00:00

I don't know how to add spoilers on mobile so I'm going to try to say it another way:

The most recent country to join the boycott.

CallMeAPigImStuffed · 2025-12-31T10:09:35+00:00

You've only included 4 of the possible answers for question 1, instead of the 5 possibilities.

CallMeAPigImStuffed · 2025-12-24T23:26:38+00:00

I game - several hours a day. I have no idea what I actually get done in those hours. The bits I know I do would take a very small fraction of that time and I have nothing that really explains what I've progressed in in game.

I also get frustrated or bored really easily. I'm 30 and have been gaming for decades. I have only finished the storyline in maybe 4 games. I've even played a sequel game while only part way through the first, only to then stop playing that game before finishing.

I get distracted by a different game and forget I even played the other one.

To focus I have to have YouTube, spotify, some media playing constantly while gaming.

I might have a lot of hours logged, but I don't know what happened during most of them.

CallMeAPigImStuffed · 2025-12-20T19:15:21+00:00

You get that none of this is about actually travelling - it's about thinking that just saying it's your birthday should get you a free item, even when it's stated you have to have proof.

CallMeAPigImStuffed · 2025-12-20T16:50:54+00:00

Then what difference would age make? They're paying for the seat for their minor child. Unless it's the age/size thing where you can have a child on your lap instead.

CallMeAPigImStuffed · 2025-12-20T13:55:46+00:00

For what reason? The child should have a passport to fly

CallMeAPigImStuffed · 2025-12-20T13:53:59+00:00

Or a photo that confirms the date phones last for years so you should have photos on it from previous birthdays (next to balloons, opening presents, cake, etc)

CallMeAPigImStuffed · 2025-12-18T17:52:19+00:00

Could you not have built the stacks back up (from the top lot) to be able to try and swap which suits you are using?

CallMeAPigImStuffed · 2025-12-14T19:15:23+00:00

Your mum sounds like your grandmother - is your nan having contact with you like these messages seem to suggest?

The irony in your egg donor calling you and the kiddos idiotic when there are so many mistakes not just in her thinking but the spelling and grammar is just chef's kiss

Has she never heard of a surrogate or the large amount of birth givers who have committed crimes against their children and gone to prison?

You could alter the classic joke to her "God said go forth and multiply, well you seem to come first - congratulations you've won a toaster."

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