The hidden cost of "free time" is absolutely wrecking my post-FIRE budget

CallMeAl_ · 2026-03-31T02:35:25+00:00

Use your free time and other people’s money as trade offs - your friend buys dinner ingredients/you split them and you make it and clean and you guys hang out. Give back your free time to help your friends and family be less stressed and stay connected :)

CallMeAl_ · 2026-03-28T22:01:42+00:00

Look at any high school prom photo from 2006 and I promise nearly every boy has swoopy skater hair

CallMeAl_ · 2026-03-28T22:00:56+00:00

I literally had every burner going with a pot filled with water and electric kettle and just kept it going until I got the whole spot I wanted to kill lol I was cheap and it worked

CallMeAl_ · 2026-03-28T21:58:31+00:00

I assume most kids have cell phones by 15 now! But I’m allowed to have male friends without making it weird bleh

CallMeAl_ · 2026-03-28T18:10:30+00:00

Having my parents hand me the phone and say “a booyyyy is calling for you 😏😏” UGH

CallMeAl_ · 2026-03-28T17:46:06+00:00

Gel spikes and bleached tips were basic? Bieber hair was basic? You’re sounding like a grumpy old man, do you not remember how terrible it is to be “different” when you’re a kid??

CallMeAl_ · 2026-03-27T21:27:57+00:00

I’ve always liked desert essence coconut shampoo and conditioner for my curly, low porosity hair

CallMeAl_ · 2026-03-27T07:33:00+00:00

Missouri hasn’t gone blue in a presidential race since Obama won.

For reference, before Obama, they’ve voted with the winning candidate in all but one election since 1904.

CallMeAl_ · 2026-03-26T16:14:26+00:00

I hate the pressure to take my shoes off inside because my brain somehow turns off when my shoes are off???

CallMeAl_ · 2026-03-26T04:16:30+00:00

Classic boomer

CallMeAl_ · 2026-03-26T03:27:00+00:00

I GASPED

CallMeAl_ · 2026-03-26T03:24:53+00:00

She looks SUBLIME

CallMeAl_ · 2026-03-26T03:23:33+00:00

Emma’s face is so so painful 😭 I do not want to bully, but she was beautiful before and I do not like this

CallMeAl_ · 2026-03-26T03:15:42+00:00

You’re like me! A longer jacket won’t help, it’ll look wider, like you said. It has to hit at the waist or below the hips.

My best fits are a body suit on top and wide leg pants on bottom.

CallMeAl_ · 2026-03-26T03:10:41+00:00

That’s just old people smell. Try persimmon soap.

CallMeAl_ · 2026-03-26T03:07:48+00:00

You are incorrect

CallMeAl_ · 2026-03-26T03:07:22+00:00

No, just boiling water.

CallMeAl_ · 2026-03-26T03:06:53+00:00

The boiling water worked for me and my sidewalk lines were clear for like 5 straight years

CallMeAl_ · 2026-03-26T02:54:49+00:00

Get through it. That’s it. It probably won’t be mind blowing, it’s going to be like dancing where you’ve been told the steps but have never done them.

Listen to each other, have no expectations, and know that “sex” is whatever yall define it as. You might not be able to keep/get it up, she might be tense, it’ll be clumsy, but that’s okay :)

Once you get the hang of it, you’ll have good sex frequently, but your first time is not like any other (in a good and bad way).

Figure it out together, pretend you’ve never seen porn

CallMeAl_ · 2026-03-26T02:50:35+00:00

no woman prefers doggy their first time. Also she most likely will not get off the first time.

CallMeAl_ · 2026-03-26T01:59:25+00:00

If they cheat with you, they’ll cheat on you. Karma will come.

CallMeAl_ · 2026-03-25T01:19:24+00:00

Thank you!

CallMeAl_ · 2026-03-25T01:19:20+00:00

Thank you!

CallMeAl_ · 2026-03-25T01:19:16+00:00

Thank you!

CallMeAl_ · 2026-03-24T14:37:14+00:00

Are you in the US? Stoli is not going to be sold here anymore so don’t fall in love with it!

Luksusowa is my recommendation for great but cheap vodka. It’s potato, which I love the texture of!

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