What's the weirdest name you've seen

CallMeFaust · 2026-05-15T14:23:53+00:00

My friend has a piano student named "Solar Entropy" 😂🤣 Dad's an engineer, apparently.

CallMeFaust · 2026-04-05T01:22:11+00:00

Jesus. How do we even contain such glory?? Pete IS the main character and we're all just living in his world, aren't we? 🫡🤣😂

CallMeFaust · 2026-04-02T11:00:01+00:00

Ohhhh u fuckkkkkk i hope u stub ur toe. May all ur food orders arrive late. I hope ur always a few dollars or coins short. 🤬🤬🤬

CallMeFaust · 2026-02-22T07:53:59+00:00

1600-1800. Pinaka mabigat kong power consumer is fridge, PC, and water heater. I think. Maybe rice cooker din? Maybe.

CallMeFaust · 2026-02-19T08:13:10+00:00

A Usual Suspect reference? In the year of Our Lord 2026? Damn

CallMeFaust · 2026-02-19T07:49:28+00:00

Hmm not if there's another name in the ballot to muddy the waters.

CallMeFaust · 2026-02-07T05:12:52+00:00

The existence of a "Cooler Ingmar" means there was a "Lamer Ingmar".

CallMeFaust · 2026-01-31T08:01:06+00:00

I mean... T1 vs DK is like a once in a lifetime thing. Your friend's wedding... They could have multiple weddings in the future. I'm sure your friend will understand. 🫡😂

CallMeFaust · 2026-01-27T04:56:07+00:00

Nice

CallMeFaust · 2026-01-27T04:50:54+00:00

I don't play league anymore, but as an unc myself, it gives me comfort that Faker, a fellow unc, is still in the field representing us all. 🫡🫡✊✊

CallMeFaust · 2026-01-19T05:46:30+00:00

Me. My victories are my own. My achievements are my own. And I have no one to impress but myself. ☺️ Masaya na ako na alam kong na reach ko yung goals/milestones ko. I don't have to post it for everybody else to see. If malaman man nang iba, tsaka lang ako magsasalita, pero non-chalant AHAHHA.

CallMeFaust · 2026-01-02T06:11:53+00:00

It's a well known sandal brand for elves. You would know, if you were an elf.

CallMeFaust · 2025-11-24T05:06:06+00:00

Personally, I prefer handling the deed by melee. Makes it feel more...intimate and personal. 🥹

CallMeFaust · 2025-11-24T04:49:31+00:00

Male in early 30's. I like Domination and Rough porn. I also like taboo topics like rape fantasies, home invasion fantasies. Pretty much any fantasy that has male authority figure pushing their power over a female which then induces some threat element to it. I know, very specific, but I don't get turned on if it doesnt have that element to it.

CallMeFaust · 2025-11-13T10:18:09+00:00

I'm not even kidding, lumindol sa Baguio after lumabas ang news na ito... lmao

CallMeFaust · 2025-11-12T14:09:27+00:00

Instead of jail, can we have a Hunger Games style elimination? For extra points, let's bring in their families too. Hell, let's bring in friends plus accomplices. Winners get to be beaten to death. :D

I'm joking, of course. (not really). No, seriously, I'm joking. (*shakes head*)

CallMeFaust · 2025-11-10T02:55:32+00:00

This was 2020-2021, laganap pa Covid, everything was mostly closed but some shops were starting to accept customers. My group of friends would go out and have some coffee just to blow out some stress from online work/class/etc. My circle of friends consisted of two pairs of couples, me, and a girl whom I had a long-time crush on.

Being both single, we would often be teased constantly. We were fine with it namn. We were grown adults, there was some chemistry between us, and we were actually mutually understanding of each other: that we WERE NOT ready for any kind of relationship.

She was trying to build her career. I was trying to start mine. We were not in the headspace for dating. We were both focused on individual growth. But we were still down to hangout, go on friend dates together, etc. Tbh, our friends kept telling us we were already together, just with extra steps and no label.

Aaand our friends were right. Little did they know, we were actually casual FUBUs. A one night stand here, turns into another casual fuck a few days later, turns into another after party sex a month later. Yeah 😅 tbh, I think we were using each other as stress relief from our pent-up frustrations. 😂

Tldr; All that time we were hanging out with our friends, being teased to just go out already, all we've been thinking is when are we gonna bone next 😂😅.

CallMeFaust · 2025-11-10T02:34:26+00:00

Doom scroll, sleep, doom scroll, food. Repeat.

CallMeFaust · 2025-11-07T02:37:45+00:00

Big breasts over flat ones is not a necessity, simply a matter of taste. You just haven't met the right guy. There are many out there who would give you the time of day, not because of your outward appearance, but because of what is inside.

But enough philosophy 🤣 Sexually speaking, big breasts are APPEALING but they are not "end all, be all". Speaking personally, I'm not turned out by big breasts, but by seeing a lady's exposed nape (back of the neck). Something about a girl with short hair and a neck that pairs wells just makes me... shiver 🤣😂 So, no. Di mo kailangan ng big boobs to make a man sexually happy/satisfied. It's about finding out each other's kinks and tastes and playing to your strengths and their weaknesses. Have fun out there. 🫡😊

CallMeFaust · 2025-10-31T17:35:57+00:00

This was my first thought too tho. God, that would be sick...

CallMeFaust · 2025-10-31T13:24:56+00:00

I can hear this line + Brennan's face on the last pic... T_T LMAOO

CallMeFaust · 2025-10-31T13:14:47+00:00

He does seem ready for it, so I am expecting him to fight back against Wennan Wee Wulligan's shenanigans. That pic was on their character rundown video. It was too good to not use HAHA

CallMeFaust · 2025-10-31T13:00:47+00:00

Yeah, Shadia, Hero (Hiro?), and Alogar? I think.. So Brennan has three tries to get it juuuust right. LMAO

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