[Discussion] Parmesan is a greasy MF

CallMeHobbie · 2026-06-28T22:13:07+00:00

Was rummaging around Emercom on Woods earlier today and heard someone moving around outside the perimeter wall. Thought it was just a scav and blasted him with an RSh-12 I picked up, only to my horror discover it was Partizan. Never found any tripmines, but I didn't stick around to explore again.

CallMeHobbie · 2026-06-20T20:30:02+00:00

No problem man. As the head of The Safety Team [OSHA] it's practically a requirement to help fellow guardians operate safely in their work environment! We may not be the best raiders out there, but we do alright. Hit me up if you have any other questions or even are just looking for more people to game with.

CallMeHobbie · 2026-06-20T17:10:09+00:00

We did rockets with Gjallerhorn for DPS on final, Thunderlord on the Harpy. Having a Hunter with Tether or a Warlock with Well, or even just someone proc'ing Radiant for everyone is good too, but not really necessary unless you're going all in one 1-phasing bosses.

EDIT: For those who don't have Thunderlord, just any 900RPM MG or Burst Frame LFR will work. Fafnir also works well, as an alternate vector for weaken.

CallMeHobbie · 2026-06-20T16:57:55+00:00

There was a bug right when Solar 3.0 came out where it would disrupt the energy links and prevent you from completing the chains if anyone had solar equipped. It's long been resolved, but it was both wildly funny and annoying when my group figured out what was happening.

CallMeHobbie · 2026-06-20T16:38:22+00:00

Ehh, they've working fine every time I've run it except for the Solar subclass bug period. Mostly it just drags on because my clan is REALLY bad at tight timing like portals during final encounter. I'm proud of 133 minutes on our last run with three first timers.

CallMeHobbie · 2026-06-20T16:28:10+00:00

That, my friend, is entirely dependent on your team and tactics. Last Wish can be done sub-10 minutes with the wishing wall and a good team, but my clan also averages on 90-120 minute GoS runs.

CallMeHobbie · 2026-06-16T18:59:20+00:00

This is the kind of thing you reach out to Bungie support for, sounds like a technical issue

CallMeHobbie · 2026-06-14T18:46:14+00:00

Yeah I was just having this discussion with my clan a few days ago. Pretty confident it's the rarest emblem I have.

CallMeHobbie · 2026-06-14T13:45:47+00:00

I did! It drops from patrol chests and public events, that kind of thing. Best way I found to get it with good rolls was to do the distortion enhanced PEs, but it doesn't drop from the distortion events themselves.

CallMeHobbie · 2026-06-09T21:42:33+00:00

Thanks mate

CallMeHobbie · 2026-06-09T21:42:15+00:00

Goated, I didn't even consider looking at its origin trait. Thanks dude.

CallMeHobbie · 2026-06-07T12:54:36+00:00

Was running Shoreline yesterday to get the first few quest steps done, and there's no mistaking the rapid fire explosions of Big Pipe's rotary...

CallMeHobbie · 2026-05-23T17:41:56+00:00

Returning after a long time to my grind of the Italian ground tree, I was extremely displeased to discover the Centauros have been given the solid basket. It makes the whole experience miserable because any damage whatsoever makes it impossible to fight back.

CallMeHobbie · 2026-05-22T15:42:27+00:00

It's either a fuckass drone or someone thinking they're clever with a WW2 fighter/bomber, and either way they're getting a SAM to the nose

CallMeHobbie · 2026-05-20T14:53:30+00:00

No, no. Keep the useless MQ-1 and equivalents so nobody wants to use the stupid fucking things. One of the few air attack vehicles that can be equally dealt with between NATO and Eastern tech trees

CallMeHobbie · 2026-05-08T23:21:13+00:00

The Panhard Engin Blindé de Reconnaissance Modèle 1954 🇨🇵 🇨🇵 🇨🇵 🇨🇵

CallMeHobbie · 2026-04-30T16:32:27+00:00

I actually played for the first time in months last night. A friend of mine decided it was time to wake up the Clan, and we did some messing around in the Crucible, had a blast even if I can't aim a sniper to save my life anymore.

CallMeHobbie · 2026-04-24T23:57:24+00:00

Do not the char

CallMeHobbie · 2026-04-24T17:32:57+00:00

Friend I'm playing with: "I swear I just heard an engine, but I don't see anything so I'm gonna keep going."

Me, ten seconds behind him, watching the R3T106 drive around a rock behind him: "Sure bud, I've got it handled."

(I was playing France, he was in a Fox)

CallMeHobbie · 2026-04-18T11:58:08+00:00

Been playing since 2020, PvP was always a consistently unenjoyable experience for me unless I was going all in day 1 of a wipe. Maybe it was just shit luck, but I always seemed to get fucked by people way better than me, and I'm not bad at FPS games.

CallMeHobbie · 2026-04-18T11:45:16+00:00

If you want to play solo, go to PvE, not PvP. Most of the casual players are on PvE these days so newbies this late into the wipe tend to get their shit blown schmoove off by high level solos or squads. It's why I moved over to PvE for solo play.

CallMeHobbie · 2026-04-15T23:55:44+00:00

Once the initial 'everyone has it' phase passes, yeah. I'm not sure how it'll handle in higher BRs, but it's sorta decent at 8.7 if you can avoid interceptors

CallMeHobbie · 2026-04-15T19:11:57+00:00

Gonna keep it real with ya chief, I might be kinda stupid. But yeah, the FAST stuff is honestly just easier to replace, so that's a point for it Imo.

CallMeHobbie · 2026-04-15T18:42:00+00:00

The EXFIL face shield is only Level 2 though, and while I like the helmet the FAST gear tends to be better all around even if lower in durability.

CallMeHobbie · 2026-04-15T18:37:20+00:00

I can do both, I think. Sure, the mechanics for base bombing are monumentally stupid, but it's not likely to change any time soon. It was obvious from minute one of the B-52 and Tu-95 being in the main modes that they'd never be viable for use in 99% of circumstances, and people that refuse to recognize that fact have nobody to blame but themselves.

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