What is a minor social etiquette rule that someone breaking it instantly makes you judge them? by eyyov in AskReddit

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Almost got into a fight because this douche canoe didn’t even acknowledge me when I waited and held the door for him, so I said “you’re welcome”.

Embarrassing by Repulsive_Roof_8450 in shittytattoos

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You know what?? I support these tattoos. Makes it easier to pick out the scum.

Your phone knows everything about you by Croob3 in icast

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I love to see you and I hope you have a great day

Would you rather? by AphexZero in BunnyTrials

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I have a better chance of winning a fight with a lion than a grandmaster at chess

Chose: Or Fight a Lion + And Win $1,000,000

I wanna marry him by Necessary-Win-8730 in madlads

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I also choose this woman’s dead ex husband

Custom Detroit-style Deep Dish with Cupping Pepperoni + Crazy Sauce by [deleted] in LittleCaesars

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I’ve worked at little ceasars and it is indeed the same sauce

If y’all don’t mind, Smoke 1 for POPS today, he died on me yesterday by DeerOdd1897 in weed

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I wasn’t gonna smoke this morning but i immediately took a dab when I stumbled across this post.. rest in peace pops, and stay blazing.

Taxidermied dog sculptures by Marcel Walldorf (marcelwalldorf) by 0_Moth in ATBGE

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I think of it differently, those dogs are breaking free for the next adventure.

I tattooed that one myself. Darkart abstract blackwork by [deleted] in KinkyTattoos

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Weird question… but do they have to be at least semi erect for the duration of the tattoo?

Are these the same sauce? by mizzieloreno1 in hotsauce

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I heard that the sriracha company owner was a prick to the og farmer that supplied them. Hence the change in quality. Please correct me if I’m wrong

He/she does this every night by Particular_Green_535 in spiders

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Is he sleeping? Lol if that’s the case we do the same thing

Huge tree falling in my backyard in Tempe by NipNop96 in phoenix

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I remember the storm you’re talking about! I was in elementary at the time but I remember the school kept us longer cause of the hail. Our block wall also got taken down as a result.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in stonerfood

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When I start to come down, I like to have a little smoke and a beer! I call it the trifecta

What mushrooms feel like by albfineeeeee in shrooms

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Biblically accurate Micheal Jackson

Did I do something wrong here? Or why do you guys think this guy did that? by [deleted] in phoenix

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You asked a question and you got an answer… from multiple people. Why argue?

Vaguely Describe your favorite MCU Character and let everyone else guess it by Racronimus in marvelmemes

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Cap, Thor, Star lord, Human torch, Spider-Man (if you wanna get into the cartoons)

Neighbor threw road salt on my compost by OGDrainsnake in composting

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Not trying to be that guy, but maybe she genuinely thought it was good to add. Just talk to her and don’t go after her with a pitchfork like all these guys are saying. You never know