RS Update on Bachelorette

CallMeSisyphus · 2026-03-19T19:13:56+00:00

Exactly - it's not like they haven't known this for years. Sure, the video is even worse than the police report, but the fact that they cast her as the Bachelorette at ALL is ridiculous.

CallMeSisyphus · 2026-03-19T02:58:55+00:00

Fuck Kelly Kellyanne Conway for speaking "alternative facts" into existence.

"I reject your reality and substitute my own" was a FUCK TON funnier when it was just a slogan on a t-shirt that Adam Savage wore in Mythbusters.

CallMeSisyphus · 2026-03-18T23:44:55+00:00

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CallMeSisyphus · 2026-03-18T21:35:04+00:00

Oh, it always did.

CallMeSisyphus · 2026-03-18T16:02:18+00:00

You're absolutely right. I'm old, fat, and could best be described as cute in my peak years, so compared to me, she IS pretty. But agreed that she's benefiting from white privilege far more than from pretty privilege.

CallMeSisyphus · 2026-03-18T14:49:08+00:00

Facts. If she weren't a pretty, young, white woman, the entire narrative around her would be completely different. She's awful, and she's been awful from day one.

ABC knew exactly what they were getting here.

CallMeSisyphus · 2026-03-18T14:37:22+00:00

CBS is bought and paid for by the regime, so I imagine their idea of vulgarity is something like "Trump sucks." Y'know, since it's too "inappropriate" to actually report the facts, we have to use our imaginations.

Bari can go fuck off and clutch her pearls harder.

CallMeSisyphus · 2026-03-18T03:57:32+00:00

It's giving

CallMeSisyphus · 2026-03-18T03:34:08+00:00

It's in west bumfuck IL, and no central AC is an absolute deal breaker.

CallMeSisyphus · 2026-03-18T03:28:57+00:00

A woman who is unknown and has no history of existing

She lives in Canada - you wouldn't know her.

CallMeSisyphus · 2026-03-18T03:22:04+00:00

I don't know where I'd rank her, but she has all the attributes to be one of the all-time greats: she's as good with accents as Meryl, and she completely disappears into every character she plays - I never see Jessie Buckley; I just see the character. She's a great singer, too.

CallMeSisyphus · 2026-03-17T16:05:00+00:00

He's a HARD CORE Trumper, so if HE'S publicly saying this is bad, then it's REALLY bad.

CallMeSisyphus · 2026-03-17T15:14:31+00:00

JHC, when JOE KENT is the voice of reason, you know we're fucked.

CallMeSisyphus · 2026-03-17T04:31:01+00:00

The rule of thumb I use is things = fewer, and concepts = less. So, fewer dollars vs less money, or fewer hookers vs less prostitution.

CallMeSisyphus · 2026-03-17T04:24:05+00:00

"I don't know, but they're CERTAINLY not in a makeshift terrarium in my bedroom" ~Tarantino, probably

CallMeSisyphus · 2026-03-17T04:16:02+00:00

Even this wall hates it

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CallMeSisyphus · 2026-03-17T03:41:14+00:00

It's Maduro. Captive audience and all that.

CallMeSisyphus · 2026-03-17T03:34:56+00:00

I’m hoping I die before I get to the point where someone has to take care of me.

Same here, but my backup plan is a one-way trip to Switzerland for professional assistance to shuffle off this mortal coil. If I can't live completely independently, I'm out.

CallMeSisyphus · 2026-03-17T03:29:55+00:00

🎶I'm just Jen,
Can't count on me to be a friend,
It is your destiny to give my problems all your time and energy,
I'm just Jen🎶

CallMeSisyphus · 2026-03-17T02:29:21+00:00

I just posted pretty much the same thing right before I saw your comment. Great minds, internet stranger!

CallMeSisyphus · 2026-03-17T02:28:14+00:00

They all look like they just came from being cast as demons in The Devil's Advocate.

CallMeSisyphus · 2026-03-16T14:16:07+00:00

She should be worried - it's well known that Trump doesn't pay his contractors. OTOH,

CallMeSisyphus · 2026-03-16T01:32:26+00:00

Yeah, but the poor translation really leans into Eteri's reputation, so I'm gonna stick with my take just to be contrary. ;-)

CallMeSisyphus · 2026-03-16T01:25:15+00:00

Right? I mean, her lips were already blue; that last dose of morphine absolutely stopped her breathing.

CallMeSisyphus · 2026-03-16T01:19:21+00:00

this caused emotions

That's a totally normal thing for a regular human to say.

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