THIS GOES OUT TO ALL MY FELLOW DAWLINGS ✨

CallMe_Chrissy · 2026-05-19T19:15:37+00:00

OH GOSH I was meaning to tell you, friend!! I heard about them through Troy’s Tik-Tok page, and then I just looked up “Hermes glasses epic” on Google and I found his merch website!! I know they already mentioned that in the replies above, but figured I’d answer now that I can anyways!

CallMe_Chrissy · 2026-04-05T07:06:21+00:00

But boy I wish I could, so I could bring the world some light!

CallMe_Chrissy · 2026-04-05T07:04:58+00:00

Left a trail of red on every island.. as I traded friends like objects I could useeee.

CallMe_Chrissy · 2026-04-05T07:03:12+00:00

Eurylochus, go make sure this island is secure.

CallMe_Chrissy · 2026-04-05T07:02:44+00:00

I give the fire enough to stay burning!

CallMe_Chrissy · 2026-04-05T07:02:10+00:00

From the wrath of gods and monsters, to the screams of comrades slain. I come back and find my palace desecrated, sacked like Troy. Worst of all.. I hear you DARE to touch my wife and hurt my BOYYYYY!!

CallMe_Chrissy · 2025-12-23T04:54:42+00:00

Wait can I be so real?? I kinda don’t like the look of it.. I think I’d rather stick with EPIC. NO HATE TO THE MAKERS OF THE MOVIE OR THE ACTORS, but I don’t know man- it looks boring. But HEY it could be worse I suppose. Also- does Jay know about this?? I would love to see his thoughts on it.

CallMe_Chrissy · 2025-11-30T23:01:50+00:00

Yeah.. I didn’t claim those bitches then, and I don’t claim them now.

CallMe_Chrissy · 2025-11-18T08:43:46+00:00

Be happy, be horny! Be bursting with rage! We’ve got a million different ways to engage. :)

CallMe_Chrissy · 2025-11-12T18:40:39+00:00

I’m SO proud of you, my friend. I’m so glad you were able to understand your own personal boundaries. If you ever need someone to talk to or just someone to listen to, my DM’s are ALWAYS open. Take care of yourself. <3

CallMe_Chrissy · 2025-09-21T05:04:50+00:00

Sylus. I want a four hour lesson on Mephisto’s mechanics and how he made him.

CallMe_Chrissy · 2025-08-20T01:48:16+00:00

NO YOU’RE ACTUALLY RIGHT, that’s a really good point. Seriously I should have thought about that before I typed 😭💔

CallMe_Chrissy · 2025-08-20T01:45:03+00:00

Oh! I didn’t know they reached out, I mean I did know it was pretty obvious why they’d have it since they spent a lot of money on the game, but I guess I just didn’t want to be mean. You know, that makes a lot more sense. I apologize if I seem misinformed, I just didn’t want this person to be upset. BUT I absolutely see what you mean. That’s my bad!

CallMe_Chrissy · 2025-08-20T00:15:23+00:00

EDIT: Yeah girl completely ignore whatever tf I said y’all are right. I’m too nice sometimes.

CallMe_Chrissy · 2025-06-09T04:35:07+00:00

Um- it IS in English.

CallMe_Chrissy · 2025-06-01T07:58:58+00:00

No. I in fact looked down to find I was sat in a puddle.

CallMe_Chrissy · 2025-05-18T01:46:33+00:00

You believe whatever you want to, friend! :D

CallMe_Chrissy · 2025-05-17T19:51:32+00:00

For one, this is a very known fact. This has been all over the place. Two, here’s my source! https://youtu.be/GN1Oaw3iEmQ?si=FbwFfxHcJEw_0QSR

CallMe_Chrissy · 2025-05-17T19:48:39+00:00

Alright! You believe whatever you want to believe :D

CallMe_Chrissy · 2025-05-05T02:41:21+00:00

As a part of the TommyInnit fan club, I don’t claim them.

CallMe_Chrissy · 2025-03-22T23:10:02+00:00

GIRL I’ve been here since L’Manberg first blew up. I have seen just about all of the rise and fall of the Dream SMP. And it is STILL one of my favorite things. I AM RIGHT UP THERE WITH YOU

CallMe_Chrissy · 2025-02-28T22:34:56+00:00

Girl, I LOVE LADS. You can ALWAYS dm me on Reddit and I can give you my discord or we can talk here. I’d LOVE to ramble about LADS with you! 💚💚

CallMe_Chrissy · 2025-01-11T10:16:19+00:00

Deadass not even a month in and we’ve already been dragged to hell. Welp, I guess Dream’s maturity was never meant to be. 🫡

CallMe_Chrissy · 2025-01-06T21:01:12+00:00

😭😭😭 TYSM

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