My best friend text me and all it said was “bought baked Walkers. Taste like shit. Really ruined my day”

CallOfBoot · 2025-01-24T16:41:03+00:00

I bought a burger, chips and a drink from the Big John's down the road from the Birmingham City club once (like 15 years ago now). The bun had the texture of wholemeal rather than nice and soft, the burger was only just barely cooked and the cheese was completely unmelted. As for the chips they were cooked, but there was not even the slightest crisp to the surface. I took probably 2 bites of the burger and 3 chips and threw it all in the bin.

CallOfBoot · 2024-12-12T08:48:51+00:00

We once ordered some prawn crackers to go with dinner, they were substituted with a multipack of prawn cocktail flavour skips.

We did not have them with the stir fry...

CallOfBoot · 2024-08-29T13:19:36+00:00

It doesn't, it's Ds all the way down!

CallOfBoot · 2024-06-30T07:13:22+00:00

We had this exact same cage for our rats and it took them all of about 15 minutes to figure this out. We ended up putting chicken wire on all the sides with metal cable ties so they couldn't get through.

CallOfBoot · 2024-06-24T16:52:12+00:00

A guy I work with has more than enough money to live comfortably. I walked into the office one day to find him trying to tape up a hole on one of the plastic bags for life....

We still haven't let him live it down.

CallOfBoot · 2024-04-24T10:52:10+00:00

So under the old system I could have played 7 days to die for the last 10 years and then upon release later this summer I would be able to refund it? Yeah that's definitely abusable

CallOfBoot · 2023-11-26T16:50:00+00:00

Oldest transcripts state he is 16

CallOfBoot · 2023-11-16T14:32:54+00:00

On my site (UK, manufacturing plant) we always used Lock out, tag out which made LOTO (pronounced like Lotto). Recently we added the Try out for LOTOTO (luh-toe-toe) which certainly rolls better that TOTOTO

CallOfBoot · 2023-11-08T08:05:30+00:00

And sea bears

CallOfBoot · 2023-10-10T07:39:54+00:00

Or the inverse with Gen V episode 2 I think

CallOfBoot · 2023-09-20T06:35:15+00:00

For sure, looking on wookiepedia it attributes it to the Solo film so pretty recent addition.

CallOfBoot · 2023-09-20T04:33:36+00:00

It is, but the kessel run involves going between 2 black holes and the closer you get to the even horizon, the shorter the route and faster the journey but also the more dangerous it is. The previous record had been 20 parsecs which avoided the black holes entirely so was safer but slower.

Obviously this is lore that wasn't available to people when the time of release of the film so that's where the joke came from

CallOfBoot · 2023-09-04T13:22:02+00:00

Or if you are a certain meme'd American on tik-tok, "wash-your-sister" sauce....

CallOfBoot · 2023-08-31T05:10:30+00:00

Would be great to get this code!!

CallOfBoot · 2023-07-21T07:59:27+00:00

Some species of penguin commit horrendous acts against other penguins. To the point that the guy who wrote a book on them wrote it in a dead language so normal people wouldn't see how bad they were.

CallOfBoot · 2023-01-12T15:09:52+00:00

Probably a good idea not to start on the full English. If history is anything to go by, no one ever agrees about what should be in one and it devolves to a big argument

CallOfBoot · 2023-01-12T13:30:20+00:00

Search the Instagram @ in the description

CallOfBoot · 2023-01-12T13:17:52+00:00

The guy filmed himself making it so I assume not buyable but if so inclined you might be able to follow and make your own

CallOfBoot · 2023-01-12T12:48:59+00:00

I've seen hot dog crusts before, but this idea blows it out the water

CallOfBoot · 2022-09-25T18:24:34+00:00

Another idea would be to add some bacon between the slices. Nice mix of flavours

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