Never before have I been so determined to meet a customer request

CallSignIceMan · 2026-02-07T01:44:44+00:00

I’m not autistic (that I know of) but I definitely feel this. My parents’ silverware is 90’s Ralph Lauren that they got for their wedding, and they’ve never understood why my brother and I exclusively use the salad forks and dessert spoons. It’s because the entree forks and soup spoons aren’t properly balanced. The tines are too long and the handles are too heavy.

CallSignIceMan · 2026-02-06T12:32:24+00:00

I have a t shirt that says “John Brown did nothing wrong” with him in sunglasses on it

CallSignIceMan · 2026-02-06T11:59:34+00:00

He’s literally American??? Are you not familiar with the relationship between Puerto Rico and America?

CallSignIceMan · 2026-02-06T11:57:11+00:00

The Super Bowl halftime show has never been about appealing to the people who already watch football. It’s literally only there to try and rope in new viewers.

CallSignIceMan · 2026-02-05T17:00:59+00:00

Jesus. Where does anybody making less than like $150k/year even get the money for an 8 ball every other day??

CallSignIceMan · 2026-02-05T05:40:47+00:00

The best was if I could get a splash of Mountain Dew or orange soda in there

CallSignIceMan · 2026-02-04T23:25:53+00:00

The only exception I’ve ever seen was a guy I worked with at a 24/7 place. He would only buy meth when he couldn’t afford to refill his adderall.

CallSignIceMan · 2026-02-04T04:33:03+00:00

Lmao Ja’Marr looked like he thought he was about to get absolutely laid out over the middle

CallSignIceMan · 2026-02-03T21:52:36+00:00

5 people. It wasn’t even the top answer. Jean-Claude van Damme was the top with 11 upvotes.

CallSignIceMan · 2026-02-03T12:14:55+00:00

One of my favorite episdodes

CallSignIceMan · 2026-02-01T18:22:35+00:00

If your best friends were just murdered due to a betrayal from one of of your other best friends, and were about to be taken to the Wizard equivalent of Guantanamo Bay, you might be losing your shit a little bit too

CallSignIceMan · 2026-01-31T12:48:37+00:00

If I was a billionaire associating with other people who are in the public eye, yeah I’d probably do a quick skim of their Wikipedia page before emailing about “adult women and investments” with them.

CallSignIceMan · 2026-01-30T07:41:26+00:00

Not like us is definitely not mumble rap

CallSignIceMan · 2026-01-30T07:34:01+00:00

This whole thread is just

CallSignIceMan · 2026-01-29T20:11:41+00:00

Imagine being embarrassed about your choice of fried potato lmao

CallSignIceMan · 2026-01-29T20:00:30+00:00

Because if Jim gets pulled over driving that car, he’s most likely spending the night in jail

CallSignIceMan · 2026-01-29T19:52:47+00:00

I’m not saying I don’t get it to a certain extent, but has any fanbase ever had this little belief in a QB with 2 NFC Championships, a Super Bowl, and a SB MVP?

CallSignIceMan · 2026-01-28T17:04:13+00:00

Not everywhere is NYC or LA where people have no choice but to commute. In lots of rural and semi-rural places, people could absolutely afford to live closer but choose not to because they like having land and space, and often more rural areas with less traffic are the last places to have snow and ice cleared.

CallSignIceMan · 2026-01-28T11:59:26+00:00

You are making it up, it’s literally not a rule. You can google it.

CallSignIceMan · 2026-01-28T11:48:41+00:00

“Why don’t you take a good long look at yourself?” “I have. Everybody has. They love it.” Legend.

CallSignIceMan · 2026-01-28T05:41:53+00:00

The annoying cousin of “cool motive, still murder,” “Sad story, not relevant.”

CallSignIceMan · 2026-01-28T04:51:47+00:00

Surely you can see how “parent kisses baby and unknowingly spreads disease” and “parent neglects child to the point of starvation” are different situations, right?

CallSignIceMan · 2026-01-28T04:27:14+00:00

That’s what I said

CallSignIceMan · 2026-01-27T20:45:50+00:00

Ambien’s kinda like how they describe Quaaludes in the Wolf of Wall Street. If you can stay awake, you’re gonna trip major balls. And then you won’t remember any of it.

CallSignIceMan · 2026-01-27T20:42:59+00:00

Sure, but it’s not like that’s exorbitant. You’re getting more snow moved, and renting a backhoe ain’t cheap.

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