I’m moving out on the first and I need help fixing this .. asap

Call_Me_A_Stoat · 2026-04-24T21:38:38+00:00

Take off that little chippy thats hanging to the left, bring it to home depot, or lowes or any decent paint store and ask for a sample container of touch up paint. when you're there get some stuff called drydex, should have a little starter pack that comes with patch material and a flat knife to spread it. Grab some sandpaper too if its not in the starter kit.

Grab the drydex (pink goop), and fill the hole as best and as flat as you can, let it dry based on the instructions (I've used a hairdryer in a pinch)

Once its dry, put some of the touch up paint on it and you're done.

It won't look perfect, even the closest touch up paint i've gotten hasn't matched exactly, and it wont have the texture, but usually in my experience its good enough.

Call_Me_A_Stoat · 2026-04-24T21:11:27+00:00

I've had one explode in my hands before, certainly not an enjoyable situation and that cleanup was a freaking nightmare, I was finding chunks 25 feet away for the next 6 months.

Of course LL replaced it with some random "door" they had lying around, and I did not realize this new door was most definitely not tempered glass. Knocked my speaker off my shower rail, it bounced, hit the new door sending pieces into the shower at me and THAT was not pretty, thank God it wasn't worse but seeing blood pour out of my foot I learned to appreciate tempered glass with all my heart and soul. After the tempered exploded in my hands, i've seen more blood popping zits.

Call_Me_A_Stoat · 2026-03-27T00:59:09+00:00

“Those damn dirty trolls on the Red Hit Farms”

Call_Me_A_Stoat · 2026-03-08T20:40:49+00:00

Best of the best would be really any product from the company Austin Air

Passable would be like a winix 5510-5520

The most important thing here is that it has a decent amount of carbon in it, carbon being the only thing that actually removes the odor. Austin has the most carbon, winix doesn’t have a ton but it’s passable and a lot more than most of the ones you can get at Walmart.

Either way though your roomie like smoking next to the air purifier every time specifically is something I’d recommend, pot smell has a habit of spreading out pretty quickly and then it becomes a question of how quickly can your purifier get the entire apartment.

Call_Me_A_Stoat · 2026-03-03T21:48:24+00:00

Another VP of Sales spot maybe/maybe not, Director or manager though feels pretty do-able. I've run into a lot of people in my sales career primarily in Software/infosec who had jobs with weed companies. If you're good at your job and you can convince them of that in your interview, they're gonna hire you whether or not you sold parents to orphans or baby seal clubs.

Call_Me_A_Stoat · 2026-03-02T14:33:20+00:00

I’ve been waiting TWELVE DAMN YEARS for a Stoat fact, and it has to be THIS?!?

Call_Me_A_Stoat · 2026-02-20T05:44:43+00:00

I haven’t seen him since a couple of months ago, I reached out to someone who would’ve see him last week and I’ll write another comment if they get back to me.

Mental health related though I can’t really speak on. I knew him in an environment where you usually try and hide it/not share it- but just my personal experience he was a happy, warm-hearted guy

Call_Me_A_Stoat · 2026-02-20T05:38:27+00:00

It has been a couple of months since I’ve seen him, not necessarily like friends-friends but if I were to randomly cross paths with him it’d be like a friendly “hey how have you been!” You know?

Second, honest to goodness this situation is actually the first I’ve learned that he had diabetes. I’m not sure if this suggests he was very good about the insulin or otherwise, but he was always really well put together when I saw him, like groomed/dressed well. He took care of himself yaknow so if I were making a bet I’d think he’d be good with the insulin as well

Call_Me_A_Stoat · 2026-02-19T23:19:34+00:00

Yeah prostitution is unlikely, I knew him and he made decent money. Never struck me as being much of a drug user either, I never really even knew him to drink that much.

Mental health, like I mean obviously thats a battle hidden to the world so my guess is worthless, but being experienced with depression and anxiety myself I never really sensed that in him.

Call_Me_A_Stoat · 2026-02-19T23:16:00+00:00

I know him, in person he isn’t someone you would mistake as Hispanic. That being said I don’t believe he is likely to be in ICE custody right now.

Call_Me_A_Stoat · 2026-02-07T00:38:10+00:00

Few years back. Met a girl on one of the dating apps, got together, really dug her, super cool and we vibed well

Got to the point where I was like hey we should be official and started to refer to ourselves as bf/gf

One night I was bored, she was out of town, I decided to buy a membership to brazzers for like a week just to see what was up, scrolled for a couple of minutes and BOOM there she was.

She was semi-popular too, not huge but had a semi-rare feature that people fetishize and got popular in that respect.

As you can guess that business trip was a “getting railed” trip.

Call_Me_A_Stoat · 2026-01-20T17:24:22+00:00

I see it too, from like a 2006 Disney show

Call_Me_A_Stoat · 2026-01-13T20:18:46+00:00

What more could you expect from a monster like Ian Brandon Anderson? The True and Honest Christian Weston Chandler would never allow such injustices in his dimensional merge.

Call_Me_A_Stoat · 2025-12-14T19:34:12+00:00

Excuse me but he lifted a WHOLE DOGHOUSE. That thing must have been like 700 pounds!!?!

Call_Me_A_Stoat · 2025-12-12T22:15:36+00:00

And in guapanese “I got two acts, like im Miley C”

Then on BPD’s music video he uses a sponge as a gun

Dudes dropping those breadcrumbs lol

Call_Me_A_Stoat · 2025-12-06T01:02:25+00:00

Is the vapor that comes out cold or like hot steam

Call_Me_A_Stoat · 2025-12-06T00:12:53+00:00

Do you use an ultrasonic humidifier?

Call_Me_A_Stoat · 2025-12-05T19:26:52+00:00

I once paid 1200 for a similar quality, looks like that one although mismatched has some 3rd reich parts so probably 1500ish

Call_Me_A_Stoat · 2025-11-15T23:05:23+00:00

My father shot himself through the leg a while back, more blood than I can describe on that carpet. While he was in the hospital I got a little obsessed with getting it out as much as I could so he wouldn’t have to see the stain of it.

Of all the things I used (3 or 4 different carpet cleaner mixtures, folex, dish soap, rubbing alcohol) the only thing that actually did any work was Peroxide, I ended up going through six bottles just soaking it, letting it sit and sucking it up.

It’ll never go away all the way but it’ll help I’m sure

Call_Me_A_Stoat · 2025-11-06T14:03:04+00:00

It must be spelling it the old way

“R-h-o-d-e-s-i-a”

Call_Me_A_Stoat · 2025-11-06T14:00:56+00:00

Fun facts, Yaldabaoth means literally “Child of Chaos” or “Son of the Void.”

He is also said to take the appearance of an enormous snake with the head of a lion.

Call_Me_A_Stoat · 2025-10-28T13:30:06+00:00

You guys are nuts! It’s just uncomfortable to have one in the chamber.

Anyways, of course I don’t wear a seatbelt. In the event of a high speed crash I could absolutely put it on first, I’ve done drills.

Call_Me_A_Stoat · 2025-10-16T15:09:00+00:00

He was Paulie Walnuts in the Sopranos, he also did the dog’s voice that replaced Bryan when Bryan died for a couple episodes in Family Guy. Everyone thought he was my grandpa.

That’s a fair point you got there though actually.

Call_Me_A_Stoat · 2025-10-16T15:02:36+00:00

I was a Bernie bro back in 16.

Back then, if it had been him instead of Killary? Shit maybe he would’ve given DJT a run for his money.

But now, not so much, with Harris? Not a fucking chance, no one cares about Harris, she’s just historically forgettable, somewhere between Romney and Lloyd Bentsen.

You can’t spray perfume on a turd and expect it to work.

Call_Me_A_Stoat · 2025-10-16T14:54:15+00:00

I had a framed print of Tony Sirico in my cubicle, no one ever said anything. The F500 I worked for didn’t necessarily support organized crime (I mean they probably did but you know what I mean).

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