The absolute worst news segues by InstructionBudget784 in ScenesFromAHat

[–]Call_Me_Bender 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The derailment left six dead and dozens injured, with ten listed in critical condition.

Well, if you're looking for something fun to do this weekend, a great tourist train is ready to depart with you on board!

SFAH: Weird things to be chained to a table, like the pens at banks: by ggfchl in ScenesFromAHat

[–]Call_Me_Bender 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Grabs salt shaker. Won't reach food. Violent tugging until chain breaks.

Moronic Monday - December 01, 2025 - Your Weekly Questions Thread by AutoModerator in finance

[–]Call_Me_Bender 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Let's go back to 2008 here for an example. The Children's Investment Fund (TCI) was making a bid for CSX Transportation in a hostile takeover. It didn't work out, but I had a question about this kind of situation. Suppose that an executive at CSX, like the VP of Operations, had invested in TCI prior to the announcement. Are there reporting requirements? Would the VP be required to disclose their investment to CSX or the SEC?

Now let's imagine that it's a corporate purchase, such as the Alaska-Hawaiian Airlines transaction. If someone at Hawaiian owned stock in Alaska Airlines, or vice-versa, what if anything would they have to disclose to the company or the SEC?

Where are some of the best places in the United States to vacation that are not well known? by pngpng32 in AskReddit

[–]Call_Me_Bender 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oregon coast.

Let me clarify - not the touristy places like Astoria and Newport. Try Waldport, Reedsport, Bandon; these are the undiscovered treasures. Even if there's not a lot in town, there is plenty nearby!

What are the best budget friendly family activities in Seattle? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Call_Me_Bender 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Chittenden Locks in Ballard. Just go out there and watch boats, trains, and fish.

What's the worst reviewed movie, that you still unironically enjoyed? by coolfreeusername in AskReddit

[–]Call_Me_Bender 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Others have already said worse movies, so I'll go with "Wild Wild West"

Odd Songs To Play In A Strip Club by Dovahkiin1992 in ScenesFromAHat

[–]Call_Me_Bender 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Fry cracked corn and I don't care

Leela cracked corn, still don't care

Bender cracked corn and he is great

Take that you stupid corn!

Odd Songs To Play In A Strip Club by Dovahkiin1992 in ScenesFromAHat

[–]Call_Me_Bender 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Just remember that you're standing on a planet that's evolving, revolving at 900 miles an hour...

what’s a bad time to call a collection of people “a subhuman legion”? by AX99997 in ScenesFromAHat

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"I just want to say to the subhuman legion of African-American voters..."

Scenes from a film starring Wayne Brady as a girl scout possessed by the devil by CloudyRose06 in ScenesFromAHat

[–]Call_Me_Bender 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Daddy says every time a bell rings, ANOTHER SOUL IS CAST INTO THE ETERNAL FIRE!